Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Purple Bra]

I have a handful of munchie updates. (I was going to post these last night, but DDoS attacks and all that.)

Chelsea (@tanzchelsea on TikTok and IG) couldn't handle an MRI without sedation:

Her PCA is also apparently moving on so Chelsea posted this video of her dancing with her PCA. Because that's normal and totally in line with her all her illness claims.

Chelsea also posted on her CB journal that her hysterectomy will be on September 15th.

Spoiler: Chelsea 8/2 Caring Bridge

Ash (@ashthedisabledunicorn on TikTok) apparently landed a lumbar radiculopathy diagnosis. Interesting that she's been seeing a spine & pain doctor since at least March and claiming high pain for even longer and they're just getting around to this. Although I have no idea which of her doctors supposedly made this diagnosis.

Bethany (@rebellious_story on IG) got her hickman central line switched out for a port since she's no longer on TPN. Bethany previously posted that her MCAS was reacting to her TPN and tube feeds so she was "forced" to "survive" on oral intake. As if Bethany hasn't spent the last couple years creeping toward deathfat status.


JanJan (@outrageously_helpful_orion on IG) is going to be having a scheduled c-section. Almost baby time, guys!


Also, Tess changed her TikTok handle from @tessyloowhoo to @tess_is_a_hot_mess.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

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Yeah if you're that mentally fragile, cozying up to the vultures circling your corpse is a bad idea. These people don't care. They want a good story. If Jess had died midway through filming golly gosh what a story that would be for dear Octavia!

There's a reason she brought up the two high-profile deaths, both of which were directly caused by their own actions - Jaquie abusing opiates until her organs herniated through her punctured abdomen around her feeding tube; ALF giving herself heart disease after years of purging through her tubes, which Octavia acknowledged in the docu from what I've heard. Those are shock value for the delicate viewer. By juxtaposing them with these forums, she shifts the blame from them, their enablers, and the unethical doctors who kept giving them these interventions for cash to a bunch of bored people on the internet who discuss them the same way people discuss reality TV stars.

I still haven't seen it, only going by what I heard from people who did, so feel free to correct me.

 

[Special spoonie]

This documentary is the gift that keeps on giving. The twitter sperg ours and insta rising up against BBC is bringing some great material.

I’m sorry but who the fuck are you? Munchies always over estimate their importance. Come to think of it who the fuck is “Alex” (not her real name) in the documentary.

Nina Jean is getting harassed by twitter warriors and so is octavia

Nina Jean is hiding and going in the therapy, going back to said journalist to chimp out about it not going anywhere



more twitter sperg outs


I HAVE SCREEN SHOTS


watch out /r/munchsnark rejects you’ve got a visitor.



she faked cancer but had Lyme so it’s ok….


is also going to dox /u/mbiresearch or people will die!!! Thought that was usually the farms’ fault and that /r/illnessfakers we’re saving the munchies.



There’s was plenty more of “blah blah my invisible illness got harder to munch now, nice one” type tweets. You know the types of people.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

This documentary is the gift that keeps on giving. The twitter sperg ours and insta rising up against BBC is bringing some great material.
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I’m sorry but who the fuck are you? Munchies always over estimate their importantly. Come to think of it who the fuck is “Alex” (not her real name) in the documentary.

Nina Jean is getting harassed by twitter warriors and so is octavia
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Nina Jean is hiding and going in the therapy, going back to said journalist to chimp out about it not going anywhere
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more twitter sperg outs
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I HAVE SCREEN SHOTS

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watch out /r/munchsnark rejects you’ve got a visitor.
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she faked cancer but had Lyme so it’s ok….

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is also going to dox /u/mbiresearcher or people will die!!! Thought that was usually the farms’ fault and that /r/illnessfakers we’re saving the munchies.

There’s was plenty more of “blah blah my invisible illness got harder to munch now, nice one” type tweets. You know the types of people.

"I'd never read kiwi farms!"
>posts screenshots from the farms

 

[Marina Joyce]

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watch out /r/munchsnark rejects you’ve got a visitor.

Imagine applying to some secret private reddit vip retarded chat... losers. Happy I decided to join here, like a winner

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Imagine applying to some secret private reddit vip retarded chat... losers. Happy I decided to join here, like a winner

That's not even the private chat, it's just people discussing the existence thereof.

 

[Deep Space 69]

Your responding to posts over a year old. If you just read ahead your questions have probably already been answered

off topic
msashycat/ funny shit
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In

person.

My favorite is the part about her brothers making her believe she'd turn black if she drank too much chocolate milk.

Some Wednesday munchie updates:

Chelsea Lawrence got her hysterectomy rescheduled for September. With some luck, this will actually happen and we won't ever have to worry about her reproducing. Chelsea also got her wheelchair stuck in a rug trying to make a TikTok video lol

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Spoiler: Chelsea TikTok

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Tess Nicholson (@tessyloowhoo) AKA "bitch who fucks dogs", talks about her reaction to her first vaccine dose that allegedly almost killed her.
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Victoria Guyadeen talks about hair loss and tells us her weight (~190). Maybe the munchies could get together and do a weight loss challenge, except that would require more work and less asspats. Seriously though, this chick is in her late twenties according to her TikTok and still hasn't figured out how to make her eyebrows look like literally anything else.

Spoiler: Victoria

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And speaking of fatties, Bethany and Nate went to a grocery store a while back and have been using the pictures for posts about supporting Bethany for the last couple weeks.

Spoiler: Beefany goes to the store

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In other news, Redditors pulled up this AITA post (archive) that certainly sounds a lot like Bethany. Or maybe it's some other munchie. Who knows.

The BBC published a video on Munchausens by Internet today.

Chronic illness influencers accused of faking it

Munchausen by Internet: Are some influencers faking illnesses for fame, money and attention?

www.bbc.com

“Blood Pulling” is one of my favorite munchie moments of all time, and it’s now been documented by THE BBC. I’m so proud ladies.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Seriously, redditfags, this is not munchsnark. Read, learn what the culture is here, god help you if any of you reused handles and piss off the the natives.

I have actual content today, I'll be back to post it soon and maybe reverse some of this abject faggotry.

I haven't visited this thread in ages. And I hit this gloriousity first.

Oh dear. We need a "Catastrrophic Misreads" thread in honour of posts like this.

 

[Maxie]

Jess is taking being featured in the BBC piece as well as can be expected for her

 

[Purple Bra]

BBC was so mean, guys. Look at this poor thing.



Sucks for Jess that they misled her but who the fuck expects TV producers to be honest? They're going to do whatever they think will get them the most views and best ratings. Fuck the people actually in the show.

Oh, Tess apparently wants her ashes to be used as cat litter. Sounds fitting.

 

[Sparkling Yuzu]

Tess and Chelsea look like cousins. I always get them mixed up. Interesting that autie is all active now. She reminds me of that retarded mulatto dyke... I think her name was Sarah Jean. She used to be into the "chronic illness lifestyle" but least update she was active and a hiker and not into the "lifestyle" as much.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

Tess and Chelsea look like cousins. I always get them mixed up. Interesting that autie is all active now. She reminds me of that retarded mulatto dyke... I think her name was Sarah Jean. She used to be into the "chronic illness lifestyle" but least update she was active and a hiker and not into the "lifestyle" as much.

I always wonder about Sarah Jean, she was my favorite as I read through this whole thread lol

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I always wonder about Sarah Jean, she was my favorite as I read through this whole thread lol

Sarah-Jean has a new girlfriend. They bought an RV that they live in full-time as of June and spend all their time traveling. She's actively grooming the new woman to be her caretaker.


Her vlogs are insanely boring these days and mostly just gross lovey-dovey shit with her girlfriend.

 

[Dovahshit]

I always wonder about Sarah Jean, she was my favorite as I read through this whole thread lol

probably still pulling the same shit but failing horribly whilst shitfaced,

or worse,
pregnant
edit, ninja'd, still gross

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

probably still pulling the same shit but failing horribly whilst shitfaced,

or worse,
pregnant
edit, ninja'd, still gross

She's a lesbian for realzies and had a hysterectomy years ago. There is no way on this earth she will ever end up pregnant.

 

[Dovahshit]

She's a lesbian for realzies and had a hysterectomy years ago. There is no way on this earth she will ever end up pregnant.

thats very good news, thank you

 

[Brenda Tits]

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(I've lurked here for a while but sorry if I get it wrong) I actually thought the BBC doc was quite sympathetic to Jess. I thought, from that alone, that she was genuine. It was only when I idly googled her and found her Insta that the bullshit leapt off the page and I came here to search for her. I do think the BBC should absolutely not have featured her though, simply for their own credibility/reputation/safeguarding.

 

[Moby Dork]

Does anyone have a link to the full BBC documentary? All I've seen is a five minute clip, and I can't watch it on the BBC website because I'm not in the UK.

 

[Deep Space 69]

That’s a lot of BS just to say she’s a pathetic leach of a person. Good job BBC!

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Does anyone have a link to the full BBC documentary? All I've seen is a five minute clip, and I can't watch it on the BBC website because I'm not in the UK.

Its archived here https://kiwifarms.net/threads/munch...rers-munchies-spoonies-etc.29936/post-9662303