Wtf is wrong with zoomers? - An analysis

[Sage In All Fields]

do you think an entire generation is going around cultivating fungus toes and boiling hamsters?

We definitely have alot of that sort of stuff in our generation. Getting internet access at a young age really desensitizes you.

Many won't even live to see their mid-life crisis.

I don't have a pension, my plan is to get killed during the collapse of society.

 

[Dyn]

We definitely have alot of that sort of stuff in our generation. Getting internet access at a young age really desensitizes you.

We had that stuff in every generation, and getting internet access at a young age isn't nearly as desensitizing as getting sent to World War 1 at a young age.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Everyone involved also seems to have the attention span of a blowfly.

This is pretty standard for zoomers, having a constant stream of information flooding your brain just makes your brain stop paying attention to anything to the point where you cannot remember what you did yesterday.

 

[Ozzigy Osbourne]

There are retards in every generation. And for every Bella Janke you have like 10 zoomers who are normal or at least don't boil hamsters alive and encourage incest.

I swear half of the people reeeing about muh zoomers every other post are probably actually Gen Z themselves.

If 1 in 11 zoomers is as bad as Bella then there's a serious problem and I'd indeed have to ask "Wtf is wrong with zoomers?"
I doubt the situation is that dire.

 

[BonerMan]

It's a combination of unfettered access to the internet and a lack of self control. If you spend your entire development period of your life on the internet and don't balance it with reality you will generally end up retarded, autistic, or both.
You see it with both sides. There are zoomers who spent their entire waking moments browsing Tumblr and Reddit who end up becoming unironic communists worshiping whatever minority gets shot that hour. There are zoomers who spent their entire waking moments browsing 4chan and SJW cringe compilations who end up becoming unironic nazis worshiping whatever white supremacist incel that rises up against the zionists that month.

In reality though the vast majority of zoomers aren't actually like that. You just don't hear about them because they're boring and don't prove a point in someone's argument.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

We had that stuff in every generation, and getting internet access at a young age isn't nearly as desensitizing as getting sent to World War 1 at a young age.

Sure but World War 1 was a long time ago, 10 year olds didn't fight and it was an event with a definitive end. The internet on the other hand seeps into every nook and cranny of your life and you're exposed to it from the moment you're born. Literal 2 year olds are having their brains molded by algorithms that feed into other algorithms that are fed by algorithms that we don't understand.

 

[Dyn]

Sure but World War 1 was a long time ago, 10 year olds didn't fight and it was an event with a definitive end. The internet on the other hand seeps into every nook and cranny of your life and you're exposed to it from the moment you're born. Literal 2 year olds are having their brains molded by algorithms that feed into other algorithms that are fed by algorithms that we don't understand.

Bro twitter is not fucking people's heads up worse than trench warfare did calm down.

 

[.moe]

It's a combination of unfettered access to the internet and a lack of self control.

And they're given incentives lel.

If you spend your entire development period of your life on the internet and don't balance it with reality you will generally end up retarded, autistic, or both.
You see it with both sides.

So true.

There are zoomers who spent their entire waking moments browsing Tumblr and Reddit who end up becoming unironic communists worshiping whatever minority gets shot that hour. There are zoomers who spent their entire waking moments browsing 4chan and SJW cringe compilations who end up becoming unironic nazis worshiping whatever white supremacist incel that rises up against the zionists that month.

In reality though the vast majority of zoomers aren't actually like that. You just don't hear about them because they're boring and don't prove a point in someone's argument.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

This has been said already, but in general, nothing. The comparison between Bella and Bluespike has been made before but freaks like this were absolutely around on the 2000s internet as well. Evil exists in the world and a certain section of the population are insane morons. What has changed is that the user base of the internet is much, much bigger than it was in 2009, so the number of visible lolcows is much higher than it was back then.

 

[PeggieBigCock]

Nothing is wrong with zoomers these are just retards, do you think an entire generation is going around cultivating fungus toes and boiling hamsters?

I will never install Tiktok so I’ll never know for sure but I’ve seen like ten teenage faggots with frosted tips like Guy Fieri so I’d believe it

 

[.moe]

This has been said already, but in general, nothing. The comparison between Bella and Bluespike has been made before but freaks like this were absolutely around on the 2000s internet as well. Evil exists in the world and a certain section of the population are insane morons. What has changed is that the user base of the internet is much, much bigger than it was in 2009, so the number of visible lolcows is much higher than it was back then.

That nigga was 12, Isabella is 19 or 20.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

Bro twitter is not fucking people's heads up worse than trench warfare did calm down.

Fuck it I'm going to die on this hill; Twitter is worse for society than trench warfare.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

That nigga was 12, Isabella is 19 or 20.

13, but what he did was pretty exceptionally vicious to the point where even Clyde Cash who was quite happy to defraud Chris and hack his accounts was shocked. Bella is worse, but the road was already heading that way decades ago.

 

[.moe]

13, but what he did was pretty exceptionally vicious to the point where even Clyde Cash who was quite happy to defraud Chris and hack his accounts was shocked. Bella is worse, but the road was already heading that way decades ago.

Yeah baste Clyde the first to commit credit card fraud with cwcs cards.
@Bluespike tried to impress the older kids, Isabella is warped.

 

[Sasha]

When stupid people acted a fool in the 1940s you got town gossips whispering about them and that was probably it. Lawbreakers would wind up in the paper, maybe, if their crimes were especially egregious. Now everyone is instantly connected with internet rectangles glued to their hands and that transcends generations to some extent, but more to the point is the fact that the similar kind of check-out-this-asshole news spreads much, much faster and can hop borders and language barriers because you can get a tweet translated instantly.

Yeah I remember the 40's . I let my grandsons do whatever they wanted, Prussia and WW1 made me very lax.

 

[Dyn]

Fuck it I'm going to die on this hill; Twitter is worse for society than trench warfare.

 

[Bango Bongo in the Congo]

Fuck it I'm going to die on this hill; Twitter is worse for society than trench warfare.

This is retarded but so am I. Hard agree.

 

[Sage In All Fields]

In reality though the vast majority of zoomers aren't actually like that. You just don't hear about them because they're boring and don't prove a point in someone's argument.

I'm actually curious, did you guys have multiple communist, libertarian, nazi etc classmates at school?

 

[Caesar]

We had that stuff in every generation, and getting internet access at a young age isn't nearly as desensitizing as getting sent to World War 1 at a young age.

I don't know dude, I'm seeing a lot of parallels here. For example: trench foot, fungus foot.

 

[.moe]

Fuck it I'm going to die on this hill; Twitter is worse for society than trench warfare.

Id argue this point, only insofar as humanity and war is timeless, social media and imageboards are relatively new.