The Lack of Hygiene of Bella Janke - The Fungal Jungle of Texas Tech

I'm reposting here two of my posts from the main thread:

2 years ago, she posted this on Reddit. "I’ve been cleaning my room for hours but it’s still not clean enough".
Apparently, she was the complete opposite of what she is now in terms of hygiene.
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Wilbur is the pet swine that live's with Isabella's mother. Quite funny to read Bella say "Wilbur gets mad when I don't bathe".
That little pig is much more hygienic than she is.
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Tallulah said:
I'm reposting here two of my posts from the main thread:

2 years ago, she posted this on Reddit. "I’ve been cleaning my room for hours but it’s still not clean enough".
Apparently, she was the complete opposite of what she is now in terms of hygiene.
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Wilbur is the pet swine that live's with Isabella's mother. Quite funny to read Bella say "Wilbur gets mad when I don't bathe".
That little pig is much more hygienic than she is.
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A pig being cleaner than a human that has access to a shower and a sink 24/7 is something I never would've thought.
 
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BonerMan said:
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Here is Bella's desk. Confirms she has a fucking awful diet, eating cheese whiz and oreos. Note the crust on her desk as well as the flakes on her laptop. Flakes could be dandruff, cat litter, or g-fuel.
Floor is also fucked with food and random trash on it below the desk.
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Are we sure we are fucking with the same girl? Hygiene in both environments looks different. I mean I'm no angel but I wouldn't want to start harassing someone that's completely innocent
 
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Frank Cross said:
Alright, speculation thread... Let's see what the group consensus is, re: ILJ's personal grooming habits:
  • LIKE = Full bush, never so much as trimmed (may or may not be infested/encrusted with any manner of things)
  • AGREE = Lazily/sloppily trimmed with rusty 10 y/o clippers inherited from glow-daddy (or found in the trash)
  • WINNER = shaved, but in the shittiest way possible -- i.e., razor burn, ingrown hairs, missing or just ignoring significant patches of regrowth
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Crosspost from the speculation thread -- may likely be more at home here.

What do we think?
 
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Freak Shit said:
We should make this thread a biohazard general so we can discuss the symbiotic relationship between the fungi and the toxoplasmosis.
Has there been any info on if they are working together?
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Theyre both fungi right? Dunno if they work together but the conditions to grow foot fungus that bad would def help the toxo spread much quicker I'd imagine.
 
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Unabashedhermaphrodite said:
Theyre both fungi right? Dunno if they work together but the conditions to grow foot fungus that bad would def help the toxo spread much quicker I'd imagine.
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No toxoplasmosis is a parasite that infects rodents, cats and humans. Toxo apparently only affects you with a hindered immune system, but I think we can say the fungi is doing that. So the dirtier she gets, the crazier she gets, so the dirtier she gets, and so on. My pet theory anyway.
 
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Freak Shit said:
No toxoplasmosis is a parasite that infects rodents, cats and humans. Toxo apparently only affects you with a hindered immune system, but I think we can say the fungi is doing that. So the dirtier she gets, the crazier she gets, so the dirtier she gets, and so on. My pet theory anyway.
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Thank you.

Yaknow I mean for someone who didn't know it wasn't a fungus like not bathing that long can't mean her immune system is still fine. So I'd imagine so but you also have to account for her induced adderol psychosis, roid rage, repression, and self race hatred.
 
If Chris Chan smelled like rotten watermelons with gallons of Axe. Isabella must've smelt like the entire country of India.

Princess Peaches said:
This is incredible. Even on shows about ingrowns and foot problems I’ve never seen toes this bad holy shit.
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It also hurts like hell to have an Ingrown Toenail. Stubbing your toe with that equates to it being smashed by a sledgehammer.
 
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Rowan the Ill said:
I don't think her toes are bloody - I think they were painted red and she did a shit job taking the nail polish off.
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That’s optimistic because if acetone touched that rotting toenail it would probably burn like crazy and trying to get the polish off itself would probably pop off that dying toenail.
 
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Visible Belly Outline said:
That’s optimistic because if acetone touched that rotting toenail it would probably burn like crazy and trying to get the polish off itself would probably pop off that dying toenail.
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All of them are red though, is there context? Like was she digging in her cuticles or something? It looks like only 2 of them are severely fungaled.

Also why do I care because she is an animal murderer and human murderer in training and she is disgusting either way lol
 
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