Isabella Janke trying to convince her IRL friends she’s not Isabella Janke

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I thought this deserved its own thread, this bitch trying to convince Allen, a friend that knows her IRL and apparently sees her on a regular basis, that the girl we’ve all been posting isn’t actually her..
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God this reminds me of the pathological liar I ran into once during one of my uni classes. Within ten minutes she was telling me that she and "husband" (that probably didn't exist even though she had a wedding ring) flew secret missions for the military.

We were both around 20 years old.

This is so Cluster B her picture might be in the DSM.
 
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Ngl I love Allen, guy cracks me up something special. His purpose in the logs is acting like a constant foreshadowing device of every bad idea going wrong.
"Remember when we boiled the hamster? I loved that day"
"Yes, I hated that day"

"Wow, Louis is getting doxed so bad right now"
"Bella, they're doxxing you as well"

He's definitely the most likeable of the bunch imo, probably no redemption arc for him unless he somehow wrangles this into turning states though
 
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Freak Shit said:
Ngl I love Allen, guy cracks me up something special. His purpose in the logs is acting like a constant foreshadowing device of every bad idea going wrong.
"Remember when we boiled the hamster? I loved that day"
"Yes, I hated that day"

"Wow, Louis is getting doxed so bad right now"
"Bella, they're doxxing you as well"

He's definitely the most likeable of the bunch imo, probably no redemption arc for him unless he somehow wrangles this into turning states though
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Uhhh wasn't he into loli? Not sure how relatable or likeable that makes him. Lol

Edit to add: Keep ousting your preferences with reacting, pedophiles. Hilarious the people reacting with dumb and disagree. Lmao bet they want to suck fungus toes too.
 
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These delusional levels of denial are giving me Creepshow Art flashbacks. Maybe she's trying the Shannon approach and will have everyone in her orbit swiftly blocked as they turn on her. Here's to hoping more relevant edgy involved zoomers cut the crap and come forward with their receipts
 
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Freak Shit said:
Ngl I love Allen, guy cracks me up something special. His purpose in the logs is acting like a constant foreshadowing device of every bad idea going wrong.
"Remember when we boiled the hamster? I loved that day"
"Yes, I hated that day"

"Wow, Louis is getting doxed so bad right now"
"Bella, they're doxxing you as well"

He's definitely the most likeable of the bunch imo, probably no redemption arc for him unless he somehow wrangles this into turning states though
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Don't forget
"Hey Allen join my new discord we're going to plan how to get out of this mess"
"Bella stop using Discord please it's compromised"

I don't think he's as evil as Bella and I know he regrets everything from his messages crying to his real friends about how he fucked his life up

But he's so fucking stupid holy shit, his friends begged for him to cut ties with Bella and Louis, to just report them and not get involved further after the initial news broke, but he ran back to Bella instead.

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Holy shit you're right, I didn't even notice the parallels to JenkinsJinkies the merge is truly on
 
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