TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

[Divine right to rule]

Spoony did have a lot of fangirls throwing themselves at him at one point according to the Botchamania guy.

Come to think of it I also remember a con panel where he talked about an ugly chick creeping on him (or flirting with him awkwardly, based on how you interpret it) at a past con. In hindsight I wonder if it was Rachel because if it's a separate person it's odd to me that they seemingly never made themselves known online.

Imagine having fangirls, and every one looks and behaves like Rachel.

 

[Kevin Roberts]

Here's a nice way to pass a time, have some opinions and have overall fun:

What D&D alignment would best suite Spoony?

I will go with chaotic neutral. Also, he could be neutral evil as well.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

Lawful Good, obviously.

 

[Foltest]

Chaotic sloth.
I remember how he hated chaotic neutral, as it gave people a chance to be somewhat evil but not evil evil.

 

[kebab4you]

Chaotic sloth.
I remember how he hated chaotic neutral, as it gave people a chance to be somewhat evil but not evil evil.

Isn't Lawful-Neutral-Chaotic just describing how strictly PCs follows some set of code for their character? You can be Lawful and still kill everything you come across as long as you do it consistently.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I'd like to think his childhood bullies never grew up, and the second he got out of his shitwagon, they pulled up on bikes and yelled, "Hey ASSWHISTLER! Where'd you get those gay dice, faggot? Your Dad's ass!?" Ideally the worst bully is actually a young Kiefer Sutherland.

 

[100% VIRGIN M00TY]

CN of course because he could say "I'm not sorry for what I did" for everything, in his mind he would be a CG beloved bard though.

Also a bit late but it really pisses me off that grifters somehow have the money to go out and buy coffee and baked goods. How come I would feel the monetary loss more than Rachael and I have a job?

Look I know there is no point in saying "Spoony could return and do this and find success" because it won't happen but it's interesting to roleplay as a Spoony of competence. So to add my 5 cents, he doesn't need to do video games if he finds playing and capturing footage too hard. Do pen and paper RPGs, TCGs etc, then all you need to do is read (and play some games if you have anyone to play with). There are channels that do this and are "successful" like Mr Welsh and Adventure Review.

Or someone that he could copy that has the same level of procrastination and charisma Spoony had - https://youtu.be/Cx8sl2uC46A

 

[skykiii]

Chaotic sloth.
I remember how he hated chaotic neutral, as it gave people a chance to be somewhat evil but not evil evil.

I remember his complaint being more that chaotic neutral was a cop-out alignment, because players often see it as meaning they were free to do anything, alignment or consistent behavior be damned.

 

[Captain Syrup]

that tape he had with Linkara and some random prostitute

Alleged prostitute! Where is the proof? Show me the proof, and so forth!

 

[ShimmyHolmes]

Chaotic sloth.
I remember how he hated chaotic neutral, as it gave people a chance to be somewhat evil but not evil evil.

That's just bad players, and nobody likes that player anyway. Chaotic neutral shouldn't do evil stuff, it should have enough restraint to avoid crossing that line while still being selfish. Chaotic neutral isn't insanity; it's about valuing freedom. (My chaotic neutral monk was a selfish, preening asshole who only cared about being the coolest in the room, but he turned into a more benevolent asshole over the course of the adventure and shifted to chaotic good. He still bullied the paladin though.)

I'd call Spoony a neutral evil. He's willing to take whatever he wants and screw over anybody - including his supporters - to do it, he acts completely selfishly, and his idea of expressing remorse is to make it your fault that you're upset.

 

[Individualism Incarnate]

You know its bad when normie tier political videos are dunking on you.

No More Bacon for Most Californians

It may soon be more expensive to buy pork in California. That’s thanks to a new law that requires swine to get free housing—actually they already get free ho...

youtu.be

 

[I got absolutely nothing]

You know its bad when normie tier political videos are dunking on you.

No More Bacon for Most Californians

It may soon be more expensive to buy pork in California. That’s thanks to a new law that requires swine to get free housing—actually they already get free ho...

youtu.be

The year of the Spoony has finally come!

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Alleged prostitute! Where is the proof? Show me the proof, and so forth!

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Bullshit. They only made 2 Terminator movies. Just like they only made 2 Godfather movies.

 

[RJ MacReady]

Here's a nice way to pass a time, have some opinions and have overall fun:

What D&D alignment would best suite Spoony?

I will go with chaotic neutral. Also, he could be neutral evil as well.

Lawful Good, obviously.

Chaotic sloth.
I remember how he hated chaotic neutral, as it gave people a chance to be somewhat evil but not evil evil.

Isn't Lawful-Neutral-Chaotic just describing how strictly PCs follows some set of code for their character? You can be Lawful and still kill everything you come across as long as you do it consistently.

CN of course because he could say "I'm not sorry for what I did" for everything, in his mind he would be a CG beloved bard though.

I am very glad this topic came up. Spoony has always variously considered himself LG or NG and chafed at being called Chaotic, in particular using his responsible driving as proof:








...A self-assessment he still held onto mere months after his car crash where he ran a red light, nearly killed two people, lied about it the cops and then didn't show up to court:

 

[Kevin Roberts]

If Spoony considers he is LG or NG D&D alignment, then we live in peaceful World where everything is good, everybody have plenty and there are no poverty, disease, wars etc. We are truly blessed...

 

[RumblyTumbly]

Bullshit. They only made 2 Terminator movies. Just like they only made 2 Godfather movies.

And only 3 Star Wars movies.

 

[Amazing Criminal]

Here's a nice way to pass a time, have some opinions and have overall fun:

What D&D alignment would best suite Spoony?

I will go with chaotic neutral. Also, he could be neutral evil as well.

A very lazy Chaotic Evil, because he can't be bothered to carry the violent threats he makes.

 

[Captain Syrup]

They only made 2 Terminator movies. Just like they only made 2 Godfather movies.

Godfather III is a made-for-TV movie which got shat into theaters.

 

[ShimmyHolmes]

If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.

Somebody please get this memo to Spoony.

 

[p1138]

The fact that The Spoony One cannot differentiate between "that guy" D&D players, and the chaotic neutral alignment, and just lumps them together in a very wrong way is just futher evidence(in my opinion anyway) that he actually is one of "that guy" at the table and always was, which is why he couldn't actually get into or keep a game going after he started TSE.