Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.8%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 608 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,595
I love how every time he mentions being a shock jock, he also metnions Howard Stern. I mean, even one thing being mentioned in a LAWSUIT is hilarious, but why would name dropping Stern help his case? Is the judge going to read that and go "ah yeah, sure, it's okay when Stern does it, so I should disregard this lunatic threatening blood to the opposing councel" ?

Pretty sure (like other cows I've seen) he also says he's doing an Andy Kaufman "homage."
 
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He must reads the dsp thread to bring in the 'shock jock' (lmfao) angle to excuse shitty behavior.

Russell's used the "shock jock" excuse to cover for offensive statements he made (and the negative reaction he got) at least once before. This is nothing new for him, and has nothing to do with DSP.

He's not reading DSP's thread. He barely reads his own thread; he couldn't be bothered to read the whole thing in order to gather exhibits for his case against Null.
 
Russell's used the "shock jock" excuse to cover for offensive statements he made (and the negative reaction he got) at least once before. This is nothing new for him, and has nothing to do with DSP.

He's not reading DSP's thread. He barely reads his own thread; he couldn't be bothered to read the whole thing in order to gather exhibits for his case against Null.
He used it as an excuse when he got called out for his "it should be illegal for women to say no to a man with a disability" line. Nobody believed him.
 
He's not reading DSP's thread. He barely reads his own thread; he couldn't be bothered to read the whole thing in order to gather exhibits for his case against Null.
His trauma lumps would explode like a cronenberg special effect if he actually tried to read this thread. It's a permanent record of the evolution of his seething, coping, narc-rewrites. No way could he handle having his narrative of the moment challenged with caps of his own retarded words. Pretty sure he just does the occaisional drive-by check of this thread and fails to actually understand what he's reading anyway.
Dodging reality might be the one thing he's actually competant at.
 
And let's not forget Russell has used "anxiety" as an excuse for things he's done before. It's just a show of how awful he is that he's now turned Erica into a villain in his mind because she too refused his advances. She once was just someone who didn't understand, now she's mentally ill and a monster in his mind.
Russell's constant swipes at the mentally ill (let's not forget the numerous mentions of "mentally ill trolls") are so perturbing to me because they should be so against-brand for him. His whole identity, supposedly, is being a "disability rights activist."
If everyone's against decriminalizing sex work, then perhaps free sex robots might be a more favorable solution.
You know, there's this really smart paralegal and disability activist I feel like you might vibe with.
 
I suspect that would not be something Russ would go for. It's not about sexual sensation for him. Nor is it about 'intimacy' or anything like that as he'd like to claim. It's power and ego.

If someone gave him a sex robot he would try to sell it for more whore money so he can brag about how much real sex he has and what a total stud that makes him.
 
Russell's constant swipes at the mentally ill (let's not forget the numerous mentions of "mentally ill trolls") are so perturbing to me because they should be so against-brand for him. His whole identity, supposedly, is being a "disability rights activist."

You know, there's this really smart paralegal and disability activist I feel like you might vibe with.

His whole identity is being a "Russell Greer's penis activist".
 
I love how every time he mentions being a shock jock, he also metnions Howard Stern. I mean, even one thing being mentioned in a LAWSUIT is hilarious, but why would name dropping Stern help his case? Is the judge going to read that and go "ah yeah, sure, it's okay when Stern does it, so I should disregard this lunatic threatening blood to the opposing councel" ?

Russhole believes he's always the smartest motherfucker in whichever room he happens to be in and that everyone else around him are imbeciles who are incapable of comprehending the complex concepts his genius puts forward. So when Shit-Lips says something like "I was being a shock jock" he also has to follow that up with an example of a known shock jock, such as Howard Stern, so whoever he's talking to has a better chance of picking up on Russhole's big thinks. It just so happens that Howard Stern is the only example of a shock jock that Russ actually knows, but just disregard that inconvenient truth and remember that if you don't respect Russ as a genius then you're a BIGOT and you're discriminating him! I'm sure there's a clause somewhere in the ADA about humoring Russell Greer's delusions and being extra careful not to bruise his tender, fragile ego. Probably somewhere in the fine print. Why else would Dildo Saggins keep referring to the ADA any time he doesn't get his way?

......what in the everlasting FUCK......

This is why registration was closed, obviously a bit too slowly. Please stop posting.

If you want to actually join this community, lurk and learn the culture and understand the threads where you can say completely retarded shit in and where it's a bad idea. Read and don't post for at least a month until you have a clue.

sex robots ffs.

Besides, even the robo hookers would reject Russhole, even if it meant violating their hard-coded programming and the Three Laws of Robotics all at the same time.
 
I suspect that would not be something Russ would go for. It's not about sexual sensation for him. Nor is it about 'intimacy' or anything like that as he'd like to claim. It's power and ego.

If someone gave him a sex robot he would try to sell it for more whore money so he can brag about how much real sex he has and what a total stud that makes him.
He has said in the past considers sex with hookers on par with receiving love, and it's the only way he can receive the affection he desires. Unless this is the timeline where we end up developing Detroit levels of technological advancements in androids in the next sixty years, the robot definitely wouldn't be able to "give" him anything or even be capable of meeting the 7/10 at least requirement he, his wallet, and his dick have.

Also, I have a feeling he'd be offended for receiving it and find some way to spin it as he's being discriminated and how he's the victim, with whatever wacky reasoning managed to stick to his brain at the time.

It'd also just be another avenue to compare himself against. Clearly he's much more sane and stable (/sneed) than any of those lonely or deeply traumatized folks who are coping with loss in a (to the majority) unusual way by striking up a relationship with an object.
 
I love how every time he mentions being a shock jock, he also metnions Howard Stern. I mean, even one thing being mentioned in a LAWSUIT is hilarious, but why would name dropping Stern help his case? Is the judge going to read that and go "ah yeah, sure, it's okay when Stern does it, so I should disregard this lunatic threatening blood to the opposing councel" ?
You know, every now and then his own weirdness might actually do him a favor. He's obviously used to negotiating (or for that matter, hanging out) with his parents: older, working-class heavily religious Mormons from rural Wyoming. They may have heard of Howard Stern back in the day. They probably didn't let Russ listen to him, or at least heavily disapproved. (Was Russ even old enough to have heard his show? Seems like he wouldn't be a fan of a guy who hired a man with a speech impediment to do his interviews, but then again, maybe he missed the joke and found it empowering -- or maybe it just didn't "count" as a disability Russ could relate to because he's special and not like other speech-impaired gorls. That is, if he's ever heard the show and doesn't just use it as a miserably out-of-touch cultural referent.) But they at least get the reference.

Seems to me that a lot of judges and other authority figures have also been of the same generation and mindset as Mr. and Mrs. Greer. So these weird references probably endeared him (or at least made him slightly more sympathetic) to authority figures over the years. I'm thinking of the judge in the Ariana Grande case ("What are these, teddy bears? I dunno. Smiley face, smiley face, smiley face"). That plus disability plus "good Mormon boy" plus general air of pathetic non-threat, equals a lot of people cutting him slack. I don't know if I'm the only one to experience something like this, but when someone from a different generation (older or younger) casually indicates that they're into something that my generation enjoys, it feels like a definite point in their favor. Like... they get it.

And since it's always worked for him (until recently, lol) he's had no incentive to change, grow, or discover anything new. He may have been born bad in a lot of ways, and his family may have fucked him up worse, but both his family and his community not holding him accountable, ever, really destroyed him as a person. Any chance of being an alright kinda guy (and that was a very, very slim chance to begin with) went out the window the minute he didn't face serious consequences for the kill list and his family apparently decided to buy his excuse that it was a "prank" that got out of hand.

Lesson: Don't coddle narcissists. It only makes them worse. Even if it seems to make your life easier in the short-term. It's just not worth it.
I've heard of shooting yourself in the foot, but it seems like Rusty took an RPG to his foot. Those trauma lumps and the head tightening are really fucking with his train of thought. This is the pallet cleanser we all desperately needed after the introduction of the motherfucker saga.
Couldn't agree more. All of my cows have taken a dark-ish and/or boring turn lately, so it's nice to have a reminder of what Kiwi Farming is all about.
Pretty sure (like other cows I've seen) he also says he's doing an Andy Kaufman "homage."
I really doubt he's heard of Kaufman. He has no sense of culture outside the very mainest of the mainstream. Even when he manages to be out of date (like with Howard Stern) anything with more depth or appeal than the latest pop music thot is basically arcane and foreign to him. Not that Kaufman is all that rare or niche -- just that he's outside Russ's little sphere. He doesn't even play video games or watch movies, for god's sake. He doesn't exactly have his finger on the pulse here.

Which does beg the question: When not working, "working out," stalking women, patronizing brothels, or filing ridiculous lawsuits, what does he do for fun? So many cows here have no hobbies whatsoever. No wonder they get lulzy and lose the ability to let shit go. They just have no lives. Russ is a textbook example.
Russell's constant swipes at the mentally ill (let's not forget the numerous mentions of "mentally ill trolls") are so perturbing to me because they should be so against-brand for him. His whole identity, supposedly, is being a "disability rights activist."

You know, there's this really smart paralegal and disability activist I feel like you might vibe with.
It's been said, but he's a Russell's Convenience Activist. Sometimes that vaguely looks like being a disability rights activist, and the latter sounds better in the Chronicle of an Amazing Dude he's writing in his head.
 
Which does beg the question: When not working, "working out," stalking women, patronizing brothels, or filing ridiculous lawsuits, what does he do for fun? So many cows here have no hobbies whatsoever. No wonder they get lulzy and lose the ability to let shit go. They just have no lives. Russ is a textbook example.
He honestly seems to have no hobbies or passions at all. He claims music is his calling, but he only writes a song when he wants to bang a celebrity, then he pays people to do all the work for him.

He's played PUBG Mobile on his phone, but has also said he hates video games and those who play them. He doesn't seem to enjoy anything except paying hookers and eating terrible food.

He really does have no life.
 
He's played PUBG Mobile on his phone, but has also said he hates video games and those who play them. He doesn't seem to enjoy anything except paying hookers and eating terrible food.
Didn't he also complain that people were cheating at that game? Only to then reveal that by "cheating," he meant, "were better than me and had the audacity to develop strategies rather than just randomly moving around and shooting at things, as was clearly intended by the game devs"?

He can't learn anything from anyone because he's already the best at everything. This is why he can't get into hobbies, because he would need to admit he was a noob and listen to someone else explain things (for a change).
 
Didn't he also complain that people were cheating at that game? Only to then reveal that by "cheating," he meant, "were better than me and had the audacity to develop strategies rather than just randomly moving around and shooting at things, as was clearly intended by the game devs"?

He can't learn anything from anyone because he's already the best at everything. This is why he can't get into hobbies, because he would need to admit he was a noob and listen to someone else explain things (for a change).
Yeah it was something like that. Good old Russ, doing his best despite the dang dirty cheaters. I think he also blamed glitches for making him lose.
 
Probably more like Superdeep. The trauma lumps explode spraying plights like spores infecting everyone stupid enough to stand in the same room with him.
Hell, I feel dumber every time I look at Russ. Did it ever occur to him that reconstructive surgery might be a better investment for getting chicks, rather than frivolous lawsuits? Or is his dishabilooty card too valuable?
 
Hell, I feel dumber every time I look at Russ. Did it ever occur to him that reconstructive surgery might be a better investment for getting chicks, rather than frivolous lawsuits? Or is his dishabilooty card too valuable?
They tried to transplant a nerve into his face when he was a kid. Didn't take. Other than that, there really isn't any medical treatments for his condition.

You can't fix what you don't have, and if you happen to be missing a cranial nerve or two...
 
Didn't he also complain that people were cheating at that game? Only to then reveal that by "cheating," he meant, "were better than me and had the audacity to develop strategies rather than just randomly moving around and shooting at things, as was clearly intended by the game devs"?

He can't learn anything from anyone because he's already the best at everything. This is why he can't get into hobbies, because he would need to admit he was a noob and listen to someone else explain things (for a change).

Yeah, that was one of my favorite little moments for our pet zombie-faced bamboon. It's really a perfect example of Russhole simply being a spoiled little brat deep down inside. They didn't let him WIN despite Russ being SPECIAL and making an EFFORT! That means they MUST be cheaters exploiting glitches in the game and using HAXX to beat Russell! It's the only LOGICAL explanation! They KNOW they're supposed to make things easy for Russ and give him the chance to win! Everyone knows that! It's been like that ever since Russhole was a kid and the teachers and parents made sure the other kids knew its DISCRIMINATION and WRONG to be better than he is! What the frick?! Why are those dingus game devs not doing something about this?! They should kick and ban all those cheaters and make it so Russ can't be killed! Russhole should take those game devs to small claims court and SUE them for violating the ADA and allowing those CHEATERS to continue beating Russ!
 
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