The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[behindyourightnow]

Arranged from left to right from fattest to skinniest .

Bonnie was smart to put himself next to Kevin, shame he still looks punchable. Poor dick-whipped Sky just has autism face. Jen at the end also has some kind of disorder that I won't speculate on but he sure looks entirely uncomfortable here.

If I hadn't seen pretransition pics I would still be going with my initial reaction which was 'Wow, that man has Marfan Syndrome'. Get your aorta checked just in case Jen. I am like 80% serious.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

Crossposting from the comic cover thread to here for the professionals.


Working on my cover for "Seige, Cope, Dilate" about the Tranch.

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It has them all on alpacas except Jarrod whos is shooting in the bg, the house can be seen on the mountain horizon, the alpacas are gonna look like war alpacas and it's going to be done in a traditional comic style with minimal colors

the thing is I'm not sure what to call the comic? that's what's been stalling me

• T.A.R.D.S : Trans Alpaca Ranch Defense Squad
• Tranch
• Trancheros
• Seige Cope Dilate (this was going to be the edition name or their slogan but could be the name of the comic)
• 41st Brigade
• The Tenacious D's
• Al-Packers
• The Troonicorn

there's so much potential here as you can see.... send help my kiwis, also suggest your own

However a user in the comic thread had a GREAT idea to put a lasso around the name whatever it is

Please include Kevkev in the windows of the house just on his phone furiously tweeting.

Slide rings are clunky and negate the handiness that is a chief part of a pistol's advantage. Also, if you lack the strength to rack the slide without a ring, maybe reconsider using a full-powered defensive pistol.

Or is this an attempt to pretend to be uwu so dainty and ladylike? Troons really are a hateful parody of women.

I've never seen a slide ring before (novice shooter here be nice pls) and I immediately thought that shit looked so pussy. I have smaller hands with a very weak grip and when I couldn't pull back the slide far enough I practiced and got good. If you can't operate the gun properly then you don't deserve to do it at all. Troons don't realize that when a woman can't do something she learns how to do it and practice, just like everyone else.

 

[Corn Flakes]

I've never seen a slide ring before (novice shooter here be nice pls) and I immediately thought that shit looked so pussy. I have smaller hands with a very weak grip and when I couldn't pull back the slide far enough I practiced and got good. If you can't operate the gun properly then you don't deserve to do it at all. Troons don't realize that when a woman can't do something she learns how to do it and practice, just like everyone else.

Even if you couldn't operate the slide after practicing extensively with it, the solution isn't a slide ring. It's usually a smaller pistol with a lighter cartridge (or a revolver). It'll likely be easier to control and maneuver, too. This older lady in one of the ranges I frequented used this dinky little .32 KelTec pocket pistol because she usually couldn't cycle larger self-loaders without difficulty, and she didn't like their recoil. Sure, it didn't pack quite the same punch as a 9mm, but a bullet is a bullet, and being able to fire reliably without limp-wristing is a lot more useful than gluing a cock-ring to the back of the slide.

 

[AnOminous]

Sure, it didn't pack quite the same punch as a 9mm, but a bullet is a bullet, and being able to fire reliably without limp-wristing is a lot more useful than gluing a cock-ring to the back of the slide.

I think he just likes cock-rings.

 

[Tactical Wizard]

Well, I'll post this here, too.

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A secret transmission from Earl to his blood enemies, the tenacious unicorn ranch… https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WFoC3TR5rzI

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Cross post from kevin thread.

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[Gone Ham]

When’s Denfur? It’s gotta be coming up soon I’d imagine.

 

[Hell yeah dude]

When’s Denfur? It’s gotta be coming up soon I’d imagine.

August 20th through august 22nd

 

[Corn Flakes]

Nice little saga to keep up with while I'm on my way to the beach

It's gonna get even better, because whoever is going there is pretty much guaranteed to be exposed to COVID. And there are furries who claim to have caught it even after receiving the vaccine, who are also going to DenFur.

In short,

 

[AMHOLIO]

Cross post from kevin thread.
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I can only think of the angry tears of arcade machine lovers as their crusty peanut butter and cheetos hands abuse the machines, manhandling the controls and occasionally tard raging and breaking a component. This would be if they could get the electricity to work them though, I don't know if they would be smart enough to get at least one battery operated machine and at least one no power pinball machine.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

It's gonna get even better, because whoever is going there is pretty much guaranteed to be exposed to COVID. And there are furries who claim to have caught it even after receiving the vaccine, who are also going to DenFur.

In short,
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Imagine the variants that will emerge after gestating in their am-holes.

 

[Adolphin]

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Holy fucking fat.

Swine in industrial farming operations have a better appearance.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Imagine the variants that will emerge after gestating in their am-holes.

I for one am excited for the next Corona-Chan like epidemic originating from the tranch but suddenly stopping as soon as it starts by the government ordering exterminatus on the tranch.

 

[Bogliacci]

I for one am excited for the next Corona-Chan like epidemic originating from the tranch but suddenly stopping as soon as it starts by the government ordering exterminatus on the tranch.

You think it'd be able to escape the Amhole? Nothing escapes the Amhole.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Here's another entry for the Tranch's cooking fails compendium.

Link | https://archive.is/wip/cRSYW

I'm not sure who that 666dirttwitch guy is. His Twitter account is full of the same retarded tranny shit I've come to expect from more prominent tranchers, but he doesn't appear to be nearly as terminally online as the rest. Could he be a serf troon?

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Here's another entry for the Tranch's cooking fails compendium.
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Link | https://archive.md/wip/cRSYW

I'm not sure who that 666dirttwitch guy is. His Twitter account is full of the same retarded tranny shit I've come to expect from more prominent tranchers, but he doesn't appear to be nearly as terminally online as the rest. Could he be a serf troon?

He could be not a troon at all and simply a deep cover Twitter handle used to watch troons and get past blockchains. I've known people to do that.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

He could be not a troon at all and simply a deep cover Twitter handle used to watch troons and get past blockchains. I've known people to do that.

There's no way that's the case. The Tranch account itself said this guy helped cook breakfast at the Tranch, so he's obviously a real person who has come into contact with the Tranch offline.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

There's no way that's the case. The Tranch account itself said this guy helped cook breakfast at the Tranch, so he's obviously a real person who has come into contact with the Tranch offline.

No idea then.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

There's no way that's the case. The Tranch account itself said this guy helped cook breakfast at the Tranch, so he's obviously a real person who has come into contact with the Tranch offline.

He's been mentioned a few times now - I think he was camping, or brought a van or something? I don't remember any pics though, and I think he only showed up in the last few months. Hasn't been mentioned as part of ranch work, but has cooked a few times.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

Here's another entry for the Tranch's cooking fails compendium.
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I'm not sure who that 666dirttwitch guy is. His Twitter account is full of the same retarded tranny shit I've come to expect from more prominent tranchers, but he doesn't appear to be nearly as terminally online as the rest. Could he be a serf troon?

Yeah, looks like a possible new serf/slave. He calls himself 'alpaca rancher' in his bio, and he helped with the shearing in the summer, maybe he moved to the tranch (in his own tent/van/barrel of course)? He also owns a truck and is very defensive about it and grows weed. He seems more like Penny than like Kevin, less focussed on cooming and more on guns, trucks, and other manly things. No pics or nudes thank god.



He recently rage-quit Pittsburgh.