Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Ragnarlodbrok said:
Rieketa and legal eagle has also done this and they are also terrible lawyers so it checks out.
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I don't think there's any such thing as a good lawyer in terms of calling or predicting things, like doctors. You ask a doctor about anything on TV or radio and they will spend every last ounce of effort to avoid comitting to anything and will only deal in vagueries. The more you try to hang your name on calling shit before it happens you'll just end up like Jim Cramer or Paul Krugman if you're lucky.
 
Vlinny-kun said:

I'm not watching 2 hours of this attention whore, but he looks pretty pathetic in the thumbnail so I would assume it was over something stupid.
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I realize most people watch this shit in the background while at work or playing games or something but I don't understand how people can stomach any more than a half hour at absolute max of this boring cocksucker.
 
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V4L_Penis said:
Iirc he had Whitney Cummings on as a guest and Joe started sperging at a picture of Hila wearing a mask outdoors. I don't remember the context or if Joe even knew who she was but Whitney has been on the H3 podcast before so she definitely knew.


He'll probably briefly mention the accusations and then pivot to bitching about people misgendering Chris like the faggot he is.
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To be fair to them Whitney cummings. Is a fucking cunt.
 
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Bloody bunny said:
To be fair to them Whitney cummings. Is a fucking cunt.
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Yeah man and she's fucking awful at comedy, she must have sucked all the right dicks. I can't remember who exactly it was, I think it was Jeff Ross, but someone on one of those roasts nailed it saying something to the effect of "Whitney was up there yelling her act as always." She literally sounds like a retard when she's trying to deliver her terribly written jokes.
 
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Bloody bunny said:
To be fair to them Whitney cummings. Is a fucking cunt.
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True but she pretty much just Jewed them the same way Ethan has done countless times to other people.

Chicken Neck Nelly said:
Yeah man and she's fucking awful at comedy, she must have sucked all the right dicks. I can't remember who exactly it was, I think it was Jeff Ross, but someone on one of those roasts nailed it saying something to the effect of "Whitney was up there yelling her act as always." She literally sounds like a retard when she's trying to deliver her terribly written jokes.
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It was definitely a combination of having rich parents with (((media))) connections and sucking all the right dicks. Her costar on her TV show Whitney was fellow rich kid Chris D'Elia who's parents were tv producers. But of course that didn't stop her from throwing him under the bus when he got canceled even though as a former girlfriend and friend there was no way she didn't know about his pedo tendencies. She even "joked" about playing Ghislaine Maxwell if they ever made an Epstein movie
 
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Chicken Neck Nelly said:
Yeah man and she's fucking awful at comedy, she must have sucked all the right dicks. I can't remember who exactly it was, I think it was Jeff Ross, but someone on one of those roasts nailed it saying something to the effect of "Whitney was up there yelling her act as always." She literally sounds like a retard when she's trying to deliver her terribly written jokes.
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The annoying part is she has all these writing credits and nobody ever has a bad thing to say about her, she's like female Nick Kroll.
 
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V4L_Penis said:
It was definitely a combination of having rich parents with (((media))) connections and sucking all the right dicks. Her costar on her TV show Whitney was fellow rich kid Chris D'Elia who's parents were tv producers. But of course that didn't stop her from throwing him under the bus when he got canceled even though as a former girlfriend and friend there was no way she didn't know about his pedo tendencies. She even "joked" about playing Ghislaine Maxwell if they ever made an Epstein movie
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Is there any proof that chris d'elia is a pedo last I heard all it was was him fucking a 17 year old and otherwise going for 18 year old chicks as much as he could when fucking groupies
 
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Who wants to take bets on how long it is before Ethan starts talking about Isabella. He loves attacking the low-hanging fruit, I'm surprised it honestly hasn't happened already. He gets to put himself on the moral highroad taking on 'the internets newest psychopath'. while embarrassing himself with half-truths he's learned by reading some youtube comments and a shared facebook post. He'll get 30% of the stuff correct till he eventually has Bella on, they become friends, and we have the new second host of frenemies =^)
 
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Internet War Criminal said:
Is there any proof that chris d'elia is a pedo last I heard all it was was him fucking a 17 year old and otherwise going for 18 year old chicks as much as he could when fucking groupies
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Not really but it is kind of weird that he went out of his way to fuck legal high school girls when he could have just as easily fucked college girls and saved himself the pain in the ass. One of the girls even talked about how his dirty talk was talking about her being in high school. That being said, it's all pretty tame imo by Hollywood degenerate standards and there's plenty of faggot and jew celebrities still working who have done much worse but the cabal has to look out for each other.
 
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Vlinny-kun said:

I'm not watching 2 hours of this attention whore, but he looks pretty pathetic in the thumbnail so I would assume it was over something stupid.
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I scrolled through the comments and my only takeaway is "Ethan is sad because he's fat." I'm not gonna actually watch that shit, I'll let someone more on the spectrum than me handle that.
 
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UnbirthOfANation said:
I scrolled through the comments and my only takeaway is "Ethan is sad because he's fat." I'm not gonna actually watch that shit, I'll let someone more on the spectrum than me handle that.
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This is basically the plot line for Ethan up to this point. He’s “accomplished” so much in almost a long period of time that his only goal of fame is being “sad because he’s fat”.
 
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Ethan once again, getting into a slap-fight with his arch-nemesis:
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V4L_Penis said:
Not really but it is kind of weird that he went out of his way to fuck legal high school girls when he could have just as easily fucked college girls and saved himself the pain in the ass. One of the girls even talked about how his dirty talk was talking about her being in high school. That being said, it's all pretty tame imo by Hollywood degenerate standards and there's plenty of faggot and jew celebrities still working who have done much worse but the cabal has to look out for each other.
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Yeah, creepy but legal I don't care about. Nothing new then.

I'm glad nothing else came out, the only reason all that shit came out when it did was because they were going after Rogan. Literally one after the other they tried to ruin D'Elia, then Callen, then Diaz, etc... all in an attempt to isolate and take down Rogan. Callen's accusations were complete shit, D'Elia was a creep but nothing illegal, Diaz just said 'lol fuck off' and no one cared.
 
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Neko GF said:
Ethan once again, getting into a slap-fight with his arch-nemesis:
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Do these people not understand that everyone perceives these faggy slapfights the same way people see wrestling feuds? Some stupid YouTube controversy will happen again and "w-what's this? The rivals... they're... teaming up?!". Just awful.
 
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