Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Water-T]

This might be the most annoying that Becky has ever been. This smarmy positivity routine makes me wanna vomit.
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Funny how Becky's "sticky brains" (must have been all that spooge from Punning Pundit) held on to the "trauma" from her accused rapist Daniel, yet she married him anyway and bent over backwards for that dumb meaningless "wedding" to him.

IF YOU DON'T FEEL SAFE EVEN TO DISCLOSE YOUR FINANCES TO HIM, WHY GET FUCKING MARRIED?

No rational human being gets married to someone they have to hide major chunks of their life and cannot trust.

 

[Slutpuppies]

It couldn't have happened to a nicer mom threaten-er... really, I feel like the tweets were ultimately an excuse. No one deserves to get fired for their ten year-old opinions but he was antagonistic to the playerbase.

Becky suffering because of it is just deliciousness.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

The highly performative progressive forum of ResetERA now has a thread on this: https://www.resetera.com/threads/ap...d-racist-comments-dating-back-to-2007.470466/

 

[Next Task]

This might be the most annoying that Becky has ever been. This smarmy positivity routine makes me wanna vomit.
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Becky: 'I hold grudges forever and will never let anything go. But that's not my fault, don't expect me to get better, and this still somehow makes me a good person.'

The highly performative progressive forum of ResetERA now has a thread on this:

Live by the woke, die by the woke. They may have faux-converted to Judaism, but Becky and Daniel should remember their one true church of SJW contains no forgiveness or repentance ever. If they somehow got wind of Becky's rape accusations but from a non-Farms source, he'd be as canceled held accountable for his actions as he deserves.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

You know what else has a sticky brain, Becky? The internet.

When it remembers the legit sexiest racist shit your lardo neckbeard husband posted years ago.

 

[valis]

I absolutely love the fact that she can't resist a pile on even when it's her own '''''husband''''' that's the target. I suppose he has no more value for her, no income now and she's spent his inheritance, might as well chuck him under the bus for some twitter attention.

If they somehow got wind of Becky's rape accusations but from a non-Farms source, he'd be as canceled held accountable for his actions as he deserves.

I would love it if those accusations got the attention they should have. I really hoped they'd be brought up when Respawn hired him in the first place, especially since he admitted they were true later on.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

God, I love seeing people finally throw Becky's grifting in her face.

I'm especially giddy seeing her try so hard to lie her way out of this. She explains that she would rather beg money from strangers than let Daniel pay necessary medical bills, but GLADLY lets him spend money on shit she doesn't need. Not only is that retarded reasoning, but it makes her look dumb.

I feel like this is an illuminating glimpse into how she actually views Daniel. Called out on spending $4000 on a hound while also begging, she could have made up all sorts of claims. The puppy was a rescue dog, say. But she didn’t. People can’t be allowed to think that she settled for a pauper dog. But making them think Daniel is an untrustworthy abuser? Fine! Her husband is more disposable than her toys.

Kind of worrying that she lumps the dog in with nonessentials like Disney vacations.

And of course, only her asspatters are eating it up, but everyone isn't which is why she's having a fit and locking her Twitter down AGAIN.

Keep trying to lie and grift for free money, Becky. Your tears of impotent rage makes food taste better, colors seem brighter, and is clearing my skin up.

This is one of those monkey’s paw wishes. She deliberately pushed herself to the forefront of any controversy about Daniel. She wanted to be harassed. But about things like infertility, being Jewish, being nonbinary, being nonspecifically disabled, the fake identities, stuff that she couldn’t be blamed for and that didn’t really matter because it was all fake.

And then it turns out that oh goodness, the fans aren’t all Nazi chuds, but they know when they smell bullshit. So she started getting hassled alright, but for being a spoilt, lying grifter who’s never suffered in her life. Which isn’t so much fun.

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Marie Antoinette would be proud. I don’t think it’s a bad thing for her if she can’t eat cake.

 

[Water-T]

I feel like this is an illuminating glimpse into how she actually views Daniel. Called out on spending $4000 on a hound while also begging, she could have made up all sorts of claims. The puppy was a rescue dog, say. But she didn’t. People can’t be allowed to think that she settled for a pauper dog. But making them think Daniel is an untrustworthy abuser? Fine! Her husband is more disposable than her toys.

Mark my words: Becky knows that Daniel's usefulness as her second ATM is over, and is setting the stage for RAPE ACCUSATION 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO.

"SOB SOB SOB I WARNED YOU GUYS THAT DANIEL WAS NOT TO BE TRUSTED! THOSE RACIST AND SEXIST TWEETS HE MADE IN 2007 PROVED THAT! SOMEONE PLEASE SEND ME A BACON-WRAPPED LOBSTER IMMEDIATELY LEST I LAY DOWN IN TRAFFIC!"

 

[Nobue]

Wow. Just fucking wow.

"I'm married to my second partner, that is until there is an argument to win with social media randos, then I'll happily call my 'marriage' a sham and my supposed husband an untrustworthy creep that I'm not very attached to. But at least I showed those Twitter randos."
- Becky, right now

I'd say this should be the last straw for Daniel, especially since he's got zero strings attached, but he's so fucking omega-cucked I bet he doesn't even rip her the new asshole she deserves for pulling shit like this, much less leave the toxic wildebeest.

This thread is finally producing. Becky is in top form right now.

Sometimes I wish domestic violence was still legal

 

[Pargon]

Flash-forward two years and Becky is one of those Mysteriously Vanished Persons whom no one who had a relationship with them knows what happened to them. This is a real thing; I can’t remember the name of the case but there was a real piece of shit living in a small town who beat his wife regularly (and I believed raped her as well). This was an open secret. She wound up shooting him to death, in his truck while in the passenger seat, while parked in public in the middle of the town, in broad daylight.

Strangely, no one came forward with any information. I believe there was no serious police investigation, even. This fucker was just such a miserable excuse for a human being that everyone who knew him was just glad he was gone.

And Becky is the work post-modern progressive version of that. She’ll have a pathetic electronic epitaph in the form of a Twitter hashtag for a week and then everyone will have moved on to something else to virtue signal about.

 

[Beating Women]

becky: Gibs me, our household income has just been cut in half
also becky: Actually my second husband doesn't contibute to our household income, only treats and vacations.

If she was actually concerned for daniel's immigration status/loyalty she could divorce cuckson and marry daniel proper. But of course that would risk losing the significant windfall she expects when cuckson's mother dies, that said cuckson's such a coward I doubt he's make a run for it if given the opportunity.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Her twitter is currently a trainwreck of her repeating herself over and over again in different threads so it's sort of hard to follow but I put them in mostly chronological order.

Part 1: A New Grift.
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Part 2: The Triad Strikes Back
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Part 3: Return Of The Vague Public Accusations
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"I trust my second husband as a husband and he contributes substantially to our rent, our food, and our happiness and makes anywhere between 50% to 75% of all the money in the household but I'd hate to need him for anything personal".
"Hey twitter followers I don't know and have never met! That's where you come in! The extremely personal stuff"

Holy fuck what a rancid bitch she is. Trying to justify wasting tens of thousands of dollars instead of just even partially owning up to it.

It sure feels like she's distancing her self in case Daniel gets "really cancelled" and I hope he does based on Bex's own rape accusations against him, which she's already alluding to in her "rough early relationship that damaged our trust".

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I'm pretty sure the new place they moved into requires Daniel's income. I don't think there's any way Jack and Becca can afford it on their own, so judging by the way these "poly" groups typically work, if he's on his way out, they'll bring someone new in first for a trial period.

 

[Wargarbl]

If she was actually concerned for daniel's immigration status/loyalty she could divorce cuckson and marry daniel proper. But of course that would risk losing the significant windfall she expects when cuckson's mother dies, that said cuckson's such a coward I doubt he's make a run for it if given the opportunity.

I'm glad you brought this up, because that's exactly what Cuckson is to Becky: a zero maintenance, closeted-gay lottery ticket to his family's wealth. Of course she'll make sure she stays married to him and they intermingle finances, because she wants to maximize what she can steal when the lotto cashes in. Since he's a doormat that in no way affects her life (other than providing some spare money and doing some house chores), there's really no reason for a sociopath like Becky not to keep him stashed. He probably barely registers as a person to her.

It sure feels like she's distancing her self in case Daniel gets "really cancelled" and I hope he does based on Bex's own rape accusations against him, which she's already alluding to in her "rough early relationship that damaged our trust".

This would be such a satisfying petard hoisting. Daniel gets mega-cancelled because he's a rapist... due to his harpy's years old histrionics and lies. Then she dumps him because he's an empty piggy bank.

I bet he'd heel-turn back to his old incel self so fast it would bend space-time.

 

[Von Wolf Demon]

I absolutely love the fact that she can't resist a pile on even when it's her own '''''husband''''' that's the target. I suppose he has no more value for her, no income now and she's spent his inheritance, might as well chuck him under the bus for some twitter attention.

How many times did we fucking warn Daniel in this thread? A 1000 posts? Over and over... he could have read this thread and seen his whole future unfold before him, but, nope, can't lend any credibility to those nasty Kiwis. Not that we're psych professionals or anything, but the writing has been on the wall for YEARS for anyone with half a brain to see.

He walked right into this one. Also, I just thought of something: Bex and Jackson have been together for more than five years in California, a community property state. Bex gets half of everything, though that isn't worth much if she doesn't wait until his mom passes.

 

[proteus4994]

He walked right into this one. Also, I just thought of something: Bex and Jackson have been together for more than five years in California, a community property state. Bex gets half of everything, though that isn't worth much if she doesn't wait until his mom passes.

Yeah, but like you said what do they have to show for it? I doubt they signed a prenup anyway, why would you if neither of you have shit when you got married? For all of the MRA shit talking about prenuptial agreements and how men should always get one, unless one of the two parties getting married has significantly more wealth than the other, there’s not a point in most cases. Especially not when you’re both failed theater majors.

edit: and as awful as Becky is, I highly doubt this was originally a Gerber golddigging attempt. I agree that it probably is NOW, but not when they got married.

 

[Bitch Cakes]

Nah, most of this is way off.

1) I don’t remember her saying she ever made $100,000/yr. It would absolutely stun me if she ever did. I may be wrong, please dig up this quote if she did because even if she did say it I don’t believe it for half a second.

2) Jackson is a paralegal. He has his job because of his brother. He is not making corporate lawyer money. Glassdoor puts his salary between 60-80k. I’d guess it’s the lower end of that.

3) Daniel is absolutely not making $200k. He was a game designer, specifically a game balancer. Game designers are not game programmers. They do not get paid like programmers. Daniel probably knows how to code a bit, but he’s not writing core code for the game, he’s tweaking values and effectively game testing. These guys don’t make $200k. Even core developers don’t make $200k unless they’re senior and have previous experience.

I would say their combined income is realistically more like $250k/year. Probably $60k from Becky, 70k from Jackson, and $120k from Daniel.

Sorry, I just saw this.

1. This was where Becky claimed she made over $100k. She's Becky, so she could be lying but here it is:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/archiv...-hernandez-gerber.25523/page-955#post-8853569

I'll totally agree that the $65k she made at Riot sounds more likely, but if she wants to flex about her pretend money, she gets to have that figure used when her e-begging is judged.

2. I don’t know how Jackson is coded in the system. It would be weird to have a law degree and have passed the California bar (one of the more difficult ones — not that that means anything about his intelligence because we all know he is a moron), the New York bar, be licensed by the USPTO and still he a paralegal. Definitely possible, but I just don’t see that happening. If anything, Disney wouldn't want someone with that much education on paper to work such a low level job.

I don’t trust Glassdoor salary ratings on this because Disney has lots of different locations and salary levels vary based on that. Again, I'm trying really hard not to power level but even lowend jobs at Disney in Los Angeles, like being an administrative assistant, would pay $65k a year. I’ll agree he’s not making actual legal counsel money, but that’s why I pegged him around $100k, inclusive of annual bonuses and stock.

3. Again, I don’t know how Respawn/EA codes game designers. If they are considered part of engineering, then the salary levels are similar and he would be significantly higher than $200k with bonuses and stock. If it is part of QA or another discipline, it would likely be lower. Regardless, if he’s Lead Game Designer (which is higher than senior and equivalent of staff or principle in engineering parlance), with stocks and bonus, I cannot conceive of him making under $200k a year.

I would love to be wrong about this but I fear far too many people underestimate how much money large corporations, especially those that are tech adjacent, pay their people.

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My salary sperging aside, it’s ridiculous for her to be e-begging for fucking therapy sessions. It’s insulting, in fact, to the majority of her simp followers who earn very little in comparison to her own claims (which she probably inflated, true).

I do really love the idea of her turning on Daniel now that he’s not a money machine for her indulgences though.

 

[Von Wolf Demon]

Yeah, but like you said what do they have to show for it? I doubt they signed a prenup anyway, why would you if neither of you have shit when you got married? For all of the MRA shit talking about prenuptial agreements and how men should always get one, unless one of the two parties getting married has significantly more wealth than the other, there’s not a point in most cases. Especially not when you’re both failed theater majors.

edit: and as awful as Becky is, I highly doubt this was originally a Gerber golddigging attempt. I agree that it probably is NOW, but not when they got married.

Well, if Bex knew about his dad when they got together, it could have been a factor? How much else does Jax bring to a relationship? If she can tough it out until his Mom passes, she can get half, walk out the door and track down Punning Pundit. I honestly don't know how prenups affect future inheritances and if he could have put a clause in there excluding her from walking away with it. If he had asked for a prenup from her, though, you can bet her REEEE would have been heard on the other side of the planet.

 

[proteus4994]

I would love to be wrong about this but I fear far too many people underestimate how much money large corporations, especially those that are tech adjacent, pay their people.

(power level below)

Yeah, but in this case I am a programmer in Southern California with a tech company so I’m pretty familiar with what they get paid. I’m a senior engineer at a major corporation (10 years) and, with benefits, I’m not even quite at 200k. And I’m 100% positive I make much more than Daniel. EA is notorious for shafting their workers.

edit: For instance, I know for a fact my salary started considerably higher than a Blizzard employee starts at. EA isn’t Blizzard but I’d guess it’s close.

edit2: I just realized actually the Becky thing about her pay raise could be true, contractors do tend to get paid more because the employer isn’t doing health benefits, retirement, ESPP, etc. But the only reason she would have been making that much is precisely because it was a temporary job. So that one is fair.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Flash-forward two years and Becky is one of those Mysteriously Vanished Persons whom no one who had a relationship with them knows what happened to them. This is a real thing; I can’t remember the name of the case but there was a real piece of shit living in a small town who beat his wife regularly (and I believed raped her as well). This was an open secret. She wound up shooting him to death, in his truck while in the passenger seat, while parked in public in the middle of the town, in broad daylight.

Strangely, no one came forward with any information. I believe there was no serious police investigation, even. This fucker was just such a miserable excuse for a human being that everyone who knew him was just glad he was gone.

And Becky is the work post-modern progressive version of that. She’ll have a pathetic electronic epitaph in the form of a Twitter hashtag for a week and then everyone will have moved on to something else to virtue signal about.

This guy

Ken McElroy - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

there’s a few documentaries about it