Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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thank god is still active

Probably my only corner for finding comfort in logical thinking on the internet alongside kiwifarms.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Elite Hollywood star and former California governor (and son of a Nazi Brownshirt) telling the plebs to "screw their freedom."

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I don't often A-log about things in life, but I have a blood-boiling hatred for Arnold Schwarzenfaggot now.

I'm less mad at Arnold and more disgusted at the pumpkin-faced dude nodding in agreement.

Arnold is at least European, and Euros have a propensity to unironically think that social stability > individual liberty. The other dude is an American IIRC. Dafuq is his excuse?

 

[Protistology]

Arnold is at least European, and Euros have a propensity to unironically think that social stability > individual liberty.

O ye that love mankind! Ye that dare oppose, not only the tyranny, but the tyrant, stand forth! Every spot of the old world is overrun with oppression. Freedom hath been hunted round the globe. Asia, and Africa, have long expelled her — Europe regards her like a stranger, and England hath given her warning to depart. O! receive the fugitive, and prepare in time an asylum for mankind.

-Probable Illuminatus Thomas Paine

 

[ddw]

when family members say you can't see them cuz you're unvooxed

 

[Vince McMahon]

Considering I have previous chronic conditions, I've decided that I'm going to become a beta-tester after all, as the reward slightly outweighs the risk.

Going to get Moderna. Wish me luck (or tell me to go fuck myself). If something happens, I'll let you know, so there will be one more Kiwi you can learn from.

 

[Keystone]

Considering I have previous chronic conditions, I've decided that I'm going to become a beta-tester after all, as the reward slightly outweighs the risk.

Going to get Moderna. Wish me luck (or tell me to go fuck myself). If something happens, I'll let you know, so there will be one more Kiwi you can learn from.

Good luck and go fuck yourself, faggot. I do hope you don't suffer complications, fren.

 

[PittyKitty]

At this rate, we could wonder how long before Pzifer and Moderna do a 180 and lobby for the use of ivermectin and HCQ?

We have ALWAYS been at war with Ea...

I cant anymore. This is all so tiresome

 

[ToroidalBoat]

maybe already posted in this thread:

CDC admits it DID overcount Florida's COVID cases: Agency revises down state's weekend numbers from 28,000 to 19,000 but offers no explanation | Kiwi Farms

 

[EndTimes21]

If something happens, I'll let you know

I like optimism in people.

 

[Meriasek]

At this rate, we could wonder how long before Pzifer and Moderna do a 180 and lobby for the use of ivermectin and HCQ?

Nah, too cheap. They're taking the base parts and put them into a new medication they can patent.

https://twitter.com/pfizer/status/1420474141686255624

 

[Vince McMahon]

Got the shot. Slightly metallic taste, but very very slight. Waiting my 15 minutes.

 

[Local Fed]

Got the shot. Slightly metallic taste, but very very slight. Waiting my 15 minutes.

That's normal. At about the 41 minute (42 with AstraZeneca) mark is when the questions over your gender identity begin.

 

[PittyKitty]

Got the shot. Slightly metallic taste, but very very slight. Waiting my 15 minutes.

This metalic taste is actually the taste of gov dick deepthroating you.

 

[Vince McMahon]

This metalic taste is actually the taste of gov dick deepthroating you.

Not the first time then. My throat doesn't even have a gag reflex anymore.

 

[Lina Colorado]

My jobinterview went well. they did not ask if I was vooxed of if I wanted a free vaxx or anything. I got hired.
Ik hope we never have to deal with mandatory vaccinations dude.

 

[Vince McMahon]

1 hr 20 minutes - I feel surprisingly normal. It was kinda weird, I haven't eaten anything before the shot and I had 36.1 and I had the bought of motion sickness on the way to the hospital.

Now I'm 36.3 and it feels alright so far. Not even the injection spot is hurting and weirdest of all, I didn't have a bought of motion sickness. I have a schizo theory that I had a drop in blood pressure prior to the shot and the shot somehow elevated the blood pressure to a "normal" level but it's only a schizo theory.

I already had a few people making jokes about 5G connection, as if they have the same firmware...OH SHI~

If my faggy "reports" are fagging up the thread, I'll stop.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

1 hr 20 minutes - I feel surprisingly normal. It was kinda weird, I haven't eaten anything before the shot and I had 36.1 and I had the bought of motion sickness on the way to the hospital.

Now I'm 36.3 and it feels alright so far. Not even the injection spot is hurting and weirdest of all, I didn't have a bought of motion sickness. I have a schizo theory that I had a drop in blood pressure prior to the shot and the shot somehow elevated the blood pressure to a "normal" level but it's only a schizo theory.

I already had a few people making jokes about 5G connection, as if they have the same firmware...OH SHI~

If my faggy "reports" are fagging up the thread, I'll stop.

You don't realize it yet, but the last time you blinked your eye's you teleported to hell.

 

[Vince McMahon]

You don't realize it yet, but the last time you blinked your eye's you teleported to hell.

Speaking of blinking. When I was waiting for a taxi home, I encountered a woman, who just walked up to me, looked into my eyes very intently and then started blinking rapidly. When I asked if I can help her - she just went forward.

 

[Tour of Italy]

I've had the same cold for almost two weeks so I thought maybe it was Covid. I got tested two days ago and forgot my mask. I thought it was weird that no one at the urgent care clinic yelled at me, and they didn't even have a box of spares out. I waited in the waiting room and got my test with a family member. The person testing asked if we were vaccinated and I hesitated, but she just went on a full on rant after that.

"They're trying to make you feel bad for not getting it. Don't. I test 200 people a day. Most of my positives are from vaccinated people. The news is literally lying to you. They say it stops bad infections too. It doesn't. We sent a 25 year old man to the ER with Covid seizures and he was vaccinated."

We were both negative, but she said based on our symptoms it's likely we had it and just weren't shedding anymore. Even the antibody test has only an 80% success rate.

My jaw hit the floor to see a nurse be that candid. I know this sounds like a "that happened" post but I was genuinely shocked, and honestly not expecting to have my biases confirmed by a medical professional.

I can't even feel smug about it. Just sad, and angry. I didn't want to be proven right. What a fucking joke of a country we are. Our tests don't even fucking work, our vaccine doesn't even fucking work, and the entire government from top to bottom has turned itself into a marketing firm for Pfizer and Moderna using fear, ridicule and coercion to get people to take a product that can literally fucking kill them.

We need a word for "completely vindicated but unable to get any satisfaction from it".

 

[NoReturn]

Speaking of blinking. When I was waiting for a taxi home, I encountered a woman, who just walked up to me, looked into my eyes very intently and then started blinking rapidly. When I asked if I can help her - she just went forward.

Was it blinkblinkblink blink blink blink blinkblinkblink?