Chris court appearance

[Fapcop]

Fuck, this man believed in Santa in his 20's. He was never forced to mature beyond that point, so he never did. His Merge/Goddess shit is basically a kid putting a blanket on his back and calling himself Superman.

I’m just shocked and surprised that a man who believed Santa would deliver him a hogtied, boyfriend-free supermodel under the Christmas tree would ever be capable of sexual assault!


Nah, good points all around. Chris was waaay too coddled in his early 20ies, as I just wrote in a different post, which was probably last call for making less of a tard outta him.

I understand Bob was tired and mainly aimed at protecting Chris, but what Chris needed here (aside from maybe a loosely affiliated tard wrangler) was to be dropped off in a one bedroom/studio apartment, and have it explained to him:

• You cannot come live back home.

• We love you, but you’re a man now son!

• Autobill payment is set up to pay for your rent etc. If you love extremely frugal, you’ll have enough to eat during the month.

• You won’t get money from us, but call us or your tardwrangler if you need help budgeting.

• If you want money for toys or fast food, you’ll need a part time job. Here’s a bunch of job applications.

• Your tard wrangler can also help you find a job. It’s ok if you mess up the first or second job, but eventually I know you can do this, son.

• If you ever want a girlfriend, you need to impress her by being able to keep a part time job!

I feel like a lot of people in this thread think schizophrenia and sociopathy are the same thing.

It’s hard to talk about Chris being a sociopath, because of his autism. The two often overlap in what is observable behavior.

While it’s true that Chris has never done anything nice or kind without expecting or getting something out of it, he seems to enjoy the company of pets (when he isn’t accidentally or thoughtlessly hurting them) so who the fuck knows.

And while I wouldn’t completely discount that Chris may have a streak of sociopathy, a sociopath typically wouldn’t tolerate something like animals shitting and pissing in his/her house, but would likely put them down rather than deal with that headache.

 

[Alpha Kennybody]

Nah bullshit, he didn't believe in Santa. No way would he have done. He does however know how to masquerade believing in Santa, as a not-so-subtle means of telling his parents what he wants for Christmas. I know it might seem odd expecting Bob and Barb to obtain a girlfriend for him, aside from kidnapping ( Kyrgyzstan bridal style), but as he showed with his lego high school display, he thinks he can get friends through his dad's negotiating, so why not a girlfriend too? Just like the Pickleman Date when his dad turns up and tries to act as a salesman as much as a chaperone for Christian... he doesn't watch from a distance, but accompany his son right to the date, and talk for the first 50% of it.

I don't buy for a second he believed in Santa once he hit high school. Such naivety wouldn't survive being around that many aware kids.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

If you ever want a girlfriend, you need to impress her by being able to keep a part time job!

Or by taking a bath and dressing appropriately

It’s hard to talk about Chris being a sociopath, because of his autism. The two often overlap in what is observable behavior.

Does it matter what causes the sociopathy as long as the end result are the same. Randy Stair was autistic and murdered people. Ted Bundy was charismatic, not autistic, and handsome....yet he killed people.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

It’s hard to talk about Chris being a sociopath, because of his autism. The two often overlap in what is observable behavior.

I don't think Chris is a sociopath, since they don't have compassion to begin with. I think, Chris has it to some degree, he is just too narcissistic and arrogant to take other people's emotions into account.

I feel like a lot of people in this thread think schizophrenia and sociopathy are the same thing.

How? We were talking about his Merge shit. Some people think he is a schitzo, when he obviously isn't.

 

[Alpha Kennybody]

Or by taking a bath and dressing appropriately

I have known a girl for about 15 years now. Lost my V to her and we went on a fair few dates, had a relationship for about 5 years, and then just drifted apart with university. Still good friends though, and we bounce together to talk about old times. One time though she confessed she cheated on me with another person I knew behind my back, and I was surprised because this guy wasn't that good looking, intelligent, funny, or whatever....

Long story short, she explained he'd warn protection, she'd taken precautions, and it was a soulless pity fuck, as he was heading the way of Chris Chan, the virgin with rage. I wasn't mad for some fucked up reason, and didn't feel too cucked, because it was clear she'd done it only as a one off throwing of the bone to a hungry dog... or maybe I delude and kid myself. The reason I bring it up though is because it seemed in her nature to be this person who'd put herself through misery to make others happy (heck, maybe I was a 5 year pity fuck too). Did a lot of charity work, ran charity half- marathons, donated blood and plasma twice a year, routinely adopts and fosters animals.

So one time she surprised me by mentioning the geno documentaries, and I said I watched them too. Then, digging up the past, I said 'I know it's a while ago, but remember when you went with XXXX and said it was out of pity and a one off? Hypothetically, if it had been Chris Chan, would you have done it?'

She flat out said no, citing the pickle date and how handsy he was, the risk of doing that with someone mentally handicapped who would then grow an emotional attachment (like he did with the alleged prostitute), but the real deal breaker was, the fact he shits himself and doesn't change his underwear.

Long story short: I got cucked by florence nightingale going with DSP's stunt double, and not even she'd fuck Chris.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

I've gone back to the Geno documentaries, and his aunt dies and the funeral is planned for his 27th birthday. He moans he'll miss a pancake meal planned with the church. This is a man with ZERO empathy. It's no wonder he sees himself a God, because frankly, he's the text book solipsist.

It was Shrove Tuesday, (pancake day) which is traditionally a last indulgent meal before your 40 days of lent.

Do you think Chris has ever given up anything for Lent?

 

[Alpha Kennybody]

It was Shrove Tuesday, (pancake day) which is traditionally a last indulgent meat before your 40 days of lent.

Do you think Chris has ever given up anything for Lent?

Hell no; Chris is so greedy he only breathes in.

 

[Cuntflaps]

I have known a girl for about 15 years now. Lost my V to her and we went on a fair few dates, had a relationship for about 5 years, and then just drifted apart with university. Still good friends though, and we bounce together to talk about old times. One time though she confessed she cheated on me with another person I knew behind my back, and I was surprised because this guy wasn't that good looking, intelligent, funny, or whatever....

Long story short, she explained he'd warn protection, she'd taken precautions, and it was a soulless pity fuck, as he was heading the way of Chris Chan, the virgin with rage. I wasn't mad for some fucked up reason, and didn't feel too cucked, because it was clear she'd done it only as a one off throwing of the bone to a hungry dog... or maybe I delude and kid myself. The reason I bring it up though is because it seemed in her nature to be this person who'd put herself through misery to make others happy (heck, maybe I was a 5 year pity fuck too). Did a lot of charity work, ran charity half- marathons, donated blood and plasma twice a year, routinely adopts and fosters animals.

So one time she surprised me by mentioning the geno documentaries, and I said I watched them too. Then, digging up the past, I said 'I know it's a while ago, but remember when you went with XXXX and said it was out of pity and a one off? Hypothetically, if it had been Chris Chan, would you have done it?'

She flat out said no, citing the pickle date and how handsy he was, the risk of doing that with someone mentally handicapped who would then grow an emotional attachment (like he did with the alleged prostitute), but the real deal breaker was, the fact he shits himself and doesn't change his underwear.

Long story short: I got cucked by florence nightingale going with DSP's stunt double, and not even she'd fuck Chris.

My dude, decent women do not cheat on their men in order to pity fuck some shitty incel. She cheated on you because he had something you did not. I will not speculate as to what that was, but it's a Chris Chan level of delusion to believe her excuses. Everyone has a different value on the "sexual marketplace," and she simply found a model she felt was superior. I'm legitimately not even trying to be a dick, this sort of thing happens to pretty much fucking everyone at some point or another. But it's really bad for someone to go on believing a bullshit excuse like the one she gave you. It's actually very similar to Chris believing the shit enablers say so long as it reinforces his delusions.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Nah bullshit, he didn't believe in Santa. No way would he have done. He does however know how to masquerade believing in Santa, as a not-so-subtle means of telling his parents what he wants for Christmas. I know it might seem odd expecting Bob and Barb to obtain a girlfriend for him, aside from kidnapping ( Kyrgyzstan bridal style), but as he showed with his lego high school display, he thinks he can get friends through his dad's negotiating, so why not a girlfriend too? Just like the Pickleman Date when his dad turns up and tries to act as a salesman as much as a chaperone for Christian... he doesn't watch from a distance, but accompany his son right to the date, and talk for the first 50% of it.

I don't buy for a second he believed in Santa once he hit high school. Such naivety wouldn't survive being around that many aware kids.

Chris was a tard that was probably viewed at with pity by other students even then Chris rambles on about Santa in many videos and has no reason to talk about Santa in public if it was just to get Borb to get him a girlfriend. For fuck's sake, Chris is the same retard who thought that putting a lot of his personal information on ED would have it taken down or that it would be cool to talk about how he drinks his own semen.

Chris is known for giving away too much personal information that isn't necessary and he sucks at deception since everyone can see through his shit easily.

 

[sweetstone]

I have known a girl for about 15 years now. Lost my V to her and we went on a fair few dates, had a relationship for about 5 years, and then just drifted apart with university. Still good friends though, and we bounce together to talk about old times. One time though she confessed she cheated on me with another person I knew behind my back, and I was surprised because this guy wasn't that good looking, intelligent, funny, or whatever....

Long story short, she explained he'd warn protection, she'd taken precautions, and it was a soulless pity fuck, as he was heading the way of Chris Chan, the virgin with rage. I wasn't mad for some fucked up reason, and didn't feel too cucked, because it was clear she'd done it only as a one off throwing of the bone to a hungry dog... or maybe I delude and kid myself. The reason I bring it up though is because it seemed in her nature to be this person who'd put herself through misery to make others happy (heck, maybe I was a 5 year pity fuck too). Did a lot of charity work, ran charity half- marathons, donated blood and plasma twice a year, routinely adopts and fosters animals.

So one time she surprised me by mentioning the geno documentaries, and I said I watched them too. Then, digging up the past, I said 'I know it's a while ago, but remember when you went with XXXX and said it was out of pity and a one off? Hypothetically, if it had been Chris Chan, would you have done it?'

She flat out said no, citing the pickle date and how handsy he was, the risk of doing that with someone mentally handicapped who would then grow an emotional attachment (like he did with the alleged prostitute), but the real deal breaker was, the fact he shits himself and doesn't change his underwear.

Long story short: I got cucked by florence nightingale going with DSP's stunt double, and not even she'd fuck Chris.

You could have just said "I know a woman who fucks ugly dudes and she wouldn't fuck Chris."
No one cares about your weird cuck story.

 

[Institutionalized]

The correct pronoun is "it." It is a godless, literal motherfucker; it has no humanity to gender.

 

[lolwut]

I will not speculate as to what that was

I will.

Three words. Giant. Tard. Discostick.

 

[Bloody bunny]

I have known a girl for about 15 years now. Lost my V to her and we went on a fair few dates, had a relationship for about 5 years, and then just drifted apart with university. Still good friends though, and we bounce together to talk about old times. One time though she confessed she cheated on me with another person I knew behind my back, and I was surprised because this guy wasn't that good looking, intelligent, funny, or whatever....

Long story short, she explained he'd warn protection, she'd taken precautions, and it was a soulless pity fuck, as he was heading the way of Chris Chan, the virgin with rage. I wasn't mad for some fucked up reason, and didn't feel too cucked, because it was clear she'd done it only as a one off throwing of the bone to a hungry dog... or maybe I delude and kid myself. The reason I bring it up though is because it seemed in her nature to be this person who'd put herself through misery to make others happy (heck, maybe I was a 5 year pity fuck too). Did a lot of charity work, ran charity half- marathons, donated blood and plasma twice a year, routinely adopts and fosters animals.

So one time she surprised me by mentioning the geno documentaries, and I said I watched them too. Then, digging up the past, I said 'I know it's a while ago, but remember when you went with XXXX and said it was out of pity and a one off? Hypothetically, if it had been Chris Chan, would you have done it?'

She flat out said no, citing the pickle date and how handsy he was, the risk of doing that with someone mentally handicapped who would then grow an emotional attachment (like he did with the alleged prostitute), but the real deal breaker was, the fact he shits himself and doesn't change his underwear.

Long story short: I got cucked by florence nightingale going with DSP's stunt double, and not even she'd fuck Chris.

You could have just said "I know a woman who fucks ugly dudes and she wouldn't fuck Chris."
No one cares about your weird cuck story.

My dude, decent women do not cheat on their men in order to pity fuck some shitty incel. She cheated on you because he had something you did not. I will not speculate as to what that was, but it's a Chris Chan level of delusion to believe her excuses. Everyone has a different value on the "sexual marketplace," and she simply found a model she felt was superior. I'm legitimately not even trying to be a dick, this sort of thing happens to pretty much fucking everyone at some point or another. But it's really bad for someone to go on believing a bullshit excuse like the one she gave you. It's actually very similar to Chris believing the shit enablers say so long as it reinforces his delusions.

Actually you’re all fucking cocksuck derailing faggot. Especially anybody who says my dude you sjw feminism faggot.

 

[lolwut]

Actually you’re all fucking cocksuck derailing faggot. Especially anybody who says my dude you sjw feminism faggot.

We won't be getting any new Chris content until his next court appearance and people are just arguing the same tired armchair psychology theories page after page. I want to hear more about the guy that got cucked by a sped.

 

[Bloody bunny]

We won't be getting any new Chris content until his next court appearance and people are just arguing the same tired armchair psychology theories page after page. I want to hear more about the guy that got cucked by a sped.

He’s a fucking loser and his girlfriend is a potato’s practice chick. Also the potato is a fucking chad and pussy slayer

 

[Alpha Kennybody]

We won't be getting any new Chris content until his next court appearance and people are just arguing the same tired armchair psychology theories page after page. I want to hear more about the guy that got cucked by a sped.

It was the best of times. It was the blurst of times.

Chris is known for giving away too much personal information that isn't necessary and he sucks at deception since everyone can see through his shit easily.

Like I've said before, Chris is stupid, but Chris is sly. He possesses an animal cunning around the age of a 10 year old. Just like his merge delusions, it's escapist fantasy. He knows there's no Santa. He might be willing to pretend or act the part, but hope or wish, but no way in heck did he think a man in a red suit gave those presents. For a start, he buys his mother those presents (that he desperately wants for himself.) If Santa's real, Santa would get them.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It was the best of times. It was the blurst of times.




Like I've said before, Chris is stupid, but Chris is sly. He possesses an animal cunning around the age of a 10 year old. Just like his merge delusions, it's escapist fantasy. He knows there's no Santa. He might be willing to pretend or act the part, but hope or wish, but no way in heck did he think a man in a red suit gave those presents. For a start, he buys his mother those presents (that he desperately wants for himself.) If Santa's real, Santa would get them.

Chris has shown to genuinely believe in his escapist fantasies though rather than as a coping mechanism as there are many opportunities for him to drop the act yet keeps going as I remembered how he signed his name as Sonichu at one point on a legal document. As for the Santa thing it’s either something he actually believes in or really wants to since Chris put them on his list of men he doesn’t hate.

Either way Chris is a highly delusional adult with the reasoning skills of a child and beliefs of a nutcase

 

[Alpha Kennybody]

Chris has shown to genuinely believe in his escapist fantasies though rather than as a coping mechanism as there are many opportunities for him to drop the act yet keeps going as I remembered how he signed his name as Sonichu at one point on a legal document. As for the Santa thing it’s either something he actually believes in or really wants to since Chris put them on his list of men he doesn’t hate.

Either way Chris is a highly delusional adult with the reasoning skills of a child and beliefs of a nutcase

oh absolutely. I just think Fapcop made a good case for the delusions not governing his behaviour.

 

[Underestimated Nutria]

Writing your own name indicates an IQ of at least 60 (ie someone who can not do that is below that number). I would guess Chris has an IQ in the 70s or 80s which is a normal enough score for many people to live on their own but his aptitude is mangled by Autism's poor social awareness and also Borb's shitty uprbinging.

Someone with an IQ of 70 functions like an average white 10 year old. Entire countries in Africa get by where the average IQ is around that -- these people are employed, raise families, have drivers' licenses, etc. BUT in the USA 85 used to be considered mentally retarded until it became clear that it wouldn't be PC to have half the African-American population meeting that definition. (Although that diagnosis depends on more than just IQ -- since AAs may have low IQ but it is usually non-pathological but just from the bad luck of falling to the left of the bell curve, they don't have the various co-morbidities of whites with the same IQ and function much, much better than would be expected from IQ alone).

 

[Doctor of Autism]

oh absolutely. I just think Fapcop made a good case for the delusions not governing his behaviour.

Oh fuck no. Chris’ insane delusions don’t excuse his actions. If anything it just makes them worse like using his spiritualist nonsense to justify his whole deal with Barb or whatever made him believe that vandalizing and attacking someone over Sonic having blue arms was a good idea