Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Quixotic Man]

Everyone knows that death cults, by their very nature, tend to exist for a long time.

Nothing drives member retention like mass suicide.

Also fuck you Bob. Teach your kids some basic table manners or don't take your little sperg anywhere. Basic parenting always applies.

 

[Adamska]

Chaotic, yes. Good? Even by his own criteria -- especially by his own criteria, goodness = intelligence -- Bobby is irredeemably evil.

Firearms expert:
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Fat crayon eating retard who has to borrow his slightly less retarded brother's gun to feel like a man tries to mansplain to a woman how to use a holster he's never put on to pretend he's a true and honest New Englander with normal levels of Testosterone.

I legit think the only reason this curtain analyzing smooth brain is doing this, besides his desperation to pretend he doesn't deserve a dunce cap by knowing everything, is because he wants to pretend he's totally like the average New England shitlib, which on occasion means they have to pretend they know how to operate firearms.

 

[Red Hood]

Chaotic, yes. Good? Even by his own criteria -- especially by his own criteria, goodness = intelligence -- Bobby is irredeemably evil.

Firearms expert:
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This misogynist literally is hating on a woman's physiology for having a high waist.

EDIT: Also waist level holsters are or at least were pretty standard for law enforcement for years. Fast draws are secondary to load bearing and comfort in more positions.

 

[Meat Target]

Chaotic, yes. Good? Even by his own criteria -- especially by his own criteria, goodness = intelligence -- Bobby is irredeemably evil.

Firearms expert:
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Robert really can't help himself, he gotta be always the expert in everything.

Open carry is always a bit weird to see out there, maybe so because how unusual it is, at least for me, but people do say it helps to deter robbery and other armed crimes.

Regardless, what does it matter if the person can or can't fast drawn the pistol, unless you are having a standoff in front of the saloon back in the 1800's, most likely you will have the gun at your hand long before you need to shoot if the situation arises.

I'll give it to Robert that it does look she doesn't have the gun strapped, so it would be dangerous if someone would try to take it, but that would be a extreme situation, and also, I don't see the point in being consecending about it, are you that insecure that you need to gather tough guy points by giving a critique on how this woman should carry her gun?

Fat crayon eating retard who has to borrow his slightly less retarded brother's gun to feel like a man tries to mansplain to a woman how to use a holster he's never put on to pretend he's a true and honest New Englander with normal levels of Testosterone.

I legit think the only reason this curtain analyzing smooth brain is doing this, besides his desperation to pretend he doesn't deserve a dunce cap by knowing everything, is because he wants to pretend he's totally like the average New England shitlib, which on occasion means they have to pretend they know how to operate firearms.

The usefulness of carry methods depend entirely on the individual. Even Paul Harrell would tell you that.

In regards to the fagaloon Bob's replying to:

Danger lurks in the bread aisle in red states. Can't be too careful around that pumpernickel

Strange, I thought red states were unevolved fascist hellscapes where militias will kill you for looking at them funny.

Shitlibs' flip-flopping between histrionic scaremongering and childish haw-hawing never ceases to blister my butthole.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Chaotic, yes. Good? Even by his own criteria -- especially by his own criteria, goodness = intelligence -- Bobby is irredeemably evil.

Firearms expert:
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This is classic Bobert, playing firearm expert because he used the Nintendo Zapper while displaying his misogyny for any woman viewed conservative.

But she has a valid concern there was a mass shooting in March of this year at a Super Market in Colorado 10 dead. I wonder why the media hasn't hit us over the head with that to remind us that it's so dangerous in America because of "Guns" we can't even buy food with safety anymore? It could help Uncle Joe take the guns from those evil rednecks. Oh that's right the shooter was a 21 year old MUSLIM silly me.

 

[Kingfisher9000]

Chaotic, yes. Good? Even by his own criteria -- especially by his own criteria, goodness = intelligence -- Bobby is irredeemably evil.

Firearms expert:
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I don’t get it, is she supposed to leave it in the car? Yeah she probably won’t need it inside the grocery store, but she could certainly be robbed in the parking lot. It’s almost like they’re just trying to shame a woman for feeling the need to protect herself.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Everyone knows that death cults, by their very nature, tend to exist for a long time.

Nothing drives member retention like mass suicide.

Also fuck you Bob. Teach your kids some basic table manners or don't take your little sperg anywhere. Basic parenting always applies.

Bob lives in a deep blue state. It's hilarious that he thinks the kid throwing breadsticks at Olive Garden or where the fuck ever was spawned by anything other than a narcissistic cluster-B-clusterfucked cow with a hillary, obama, biden or bernie bumper sticker. It's the granola-cruncher antivaxx hippies, not the MAGA-hat wearers, that don't discipline their kids.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

"*Sniff* UHhm - Hnmm . Yes. Sorry, just had an expulsion of gas. Anyway, plebian, you see, that this ghoulish female not only has the trigger discipline of a yokel intoxicated on meth (Tee Hee) but also, she um - Has the strap done incorrectly. As someone who is an expert, she needs to lower her hostler for easier quick draw access if there was ever an event where speed and accuracy was needed. This obvious handicap, like her mental state, is just another reason why rural America must be purged because it is a land of ignorant slobs and morons. It's a shame she is nowhere near my intellect and never will be."

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[haunted vagina]

I don’t get it, is she supposed to leave it in the car? Yeah she probably won’t need it inside the grocery store, but she could certainly be robbed in the parking lot. It’s almost like they’re just trying to shame a woman for feeling the need to protect herself.

Also this is just some stupid image that's been circulating for at least 8 years. How does he know it's a "red state?" The oldest version of it says it's from Arizona, which voted for Biden, but there's no real basis for even that. He has no idea. How does he know this isn't a police detective investigating a crime that just happened at the store? How does he even know this isn't a shot from a TV show or a movie? He's picking up some stupid Twitter own from someone who had to use an 8-year-old unattributed image to make it and laughing over how stupid the woman is because of a bunch of traits he made up and assigned to her.

 

[UserAccess]

"*Sniff* UHhm - Hnmm . Yes. Sorry, just had an expulsion of gas. Anyway, plebian, you see, that this ghoulish female not only has the trigger discipline of a yokel intoxicated on meth (Tee Hee) but also, she um - Has the strap done incorrectly. As someone who is an expert, she needs to lower her hostler for easier quick draw access if there was ever an event where speed and accuracy was needed. This obvious handicap, like her mental state, is just another reason why rural America must be purged because it is a land of ignorant slobs and morons. It's a shame she is nowhere near my intellect and never will be."

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>Be me
>see this picture
>read 20,000 daily tweets from this man
>half are unsolicited medical advice
>other half stunningly are this man declaring other people stupid and obsolete
>feel indescribable contempt for state of Massachusetts
>get matches and can of gas to burn the state down
>realize greater punishment is just being this man trapped in this body in this jacket
>urge to kill restored to tolerable parameters
>click register button at Kiwi Farms
>nearly 4100 pages and counting
>always have something to read and laugh at when I eat my Frankenberry every morning
>reconsider stance on solving all my problems with arson, take moment of silence for past victims
>God bless you, KF

 

[Flexo]

It's when super chill & nice guy Shamus takes a swipe at Bob that it seems to sting the most.

Rick and Morty - Twenty Sided

www.shamusyoung.com

And yes looks like there is some batching about Bob in the comments.

 

[Giga_Nigga_28]

Trump stole his second Halloween, and Bobby goes tough guy again!

Further proof that Bob has no friends and no self awareness.

Male feminist Bob Chipman mansplains about the bust size and breast development of cartoon woman:

One of the most annoying things about Bob is his obsession with being an expert in even the most banal niche topic. Yeah sure Robert, a permavirgin like yourself totally knows how women's tits work. Also, way to prove the op right you dumbfuck thats not a female you're responding to mate. Basically this is an interaction between two men claiming that Captain whatsitsface is totes a realistic portrayal of a female because she resembles...a man.

 

[Adamska]

Further proof that Bob has no friends and no self awareness.

One of the most annoying things about Bob is his obsession with being an expert in even the most banal niche topic. Yeah sure Robert, a permavirgin like yourself totally knows how women's tits work. Also, way to prove the op right you dumbfuck thats not a female you're responding to mate. Basically this is an interaction between two men claiming that Captain whatsitsface is totes a realistic portrayal of a female because she resembles...a man.

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Hahaha of course the troon lies about having tits naturally.

Again, it's pretty obvious that Bob is a fat retard who massively overcompensates for the fact he should've been put in special tard classes as a kid. But it really shows the depths of his severe mental illness that he must be omniscient, and for all he'd scream he doesn't believe that at all, it's shit like this that tells you he does. Now I don't know if the brain disorder's doing it, or the fact that the TV told him nerds can do everything based on shows designed for 7 year olds that gave him this delusion. But either way, it's the best sign that he's sub 80 on the IQ charts he spews out.

 

[TowinKarz]

Robert really can't help himself, he gotta be always the expert in everything.

Open carry is always a bit weird to see out there, maybe so because how unusual it is, at least for me,

It all depends on where you live, I meet people on the bike path open-carrying magnums in case of bear encounter, or even swinging a shotgun, and you get nothing but a wave and a "how ya doin'?"

Bobby is showing nothing but the lack of non-consumer culture he's been exposed to by automatically assuming this is something he has ANY authority to sound off on, let alone that would upset anyone else, let alone even be NOTICED in some places.

That's the beauty of this country that over-regulation kills off, the ability to find a tiny little community that's just how you LIKE it in ways like being more chill about certain things, instead of the one-size-fits-all (OR ELSE, BIGOT) bugpodtopias they keep trying to pave over Main Street, USA to build.

I'll give it to Robert that it does look she doesn't have the gun strapped, so it would be dangerous if someone would try to take it

99.9% of people won't try to take an open-carry gun off someone for fear of, well, not only NOT getting the gun, but getting dead too. A gun in a holster is the best argument AGAINST trying to take it, more guns get stolen from display cases and cars than off of actual living people. Methhead Cletus and Gangbanger Jamaal might be dumb MFers, but even THEY know not to try that shit and go for a more easy target.

It's why everything stays away from skunks, despite the fact that they can't kill you, only make you smell bad, the unpleasantness means it's worth it to keep walking and find a groundhog to eat instead.

Same with guns, it's easier to just be polite to that person and find someone without a very obvious weapon within hand-grab reach of both you AND them.

 

[JayHarrison]

Trump stole his second Halloween, and Bobby goes tough guy again!
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Hey, Bob, I think Michael Jordan has five words of advice for you:

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Who in King of the Hill would be an antimasker?
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Now batting for Team Stupid: Number zero, Moviebob.

Surely not Bobby!
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I have to admit, I can imagine that samuelbarnes guy is spot on with how KOTH characters would handle the coof.

Gotta admit that's 87.5% accurate. The only exception I see is Luanne Platter (captioned "What pandemic?"). I'm not sure if Luanne would have been among the King of the Hill cast of characters in 2020 (her actress, Brittney Murphy, died in 2009).

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I've already reacted to Bob claiming he's "chaotic good".

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A man who killed his two children because he worried that they might grow into monsters is not mentally ill; he is just an average MAGA trumpster with a weak intellect. (archive of Yahoo News article)
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It is funny how Bobby dumps all the typically left-wing superstitions to the right wing.

Imagine the ratio waiting for Bob on that video.

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What an impressive rant; now I'm not sure who is the Thinker and who is the Believer any more.

Moviebob, Believer.

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Bobby is the criminal investigator, the forensic psychologist, and the historian of religion:
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Me: "Objection, Your Honor! It's evidence provided by Moviebob."

Judge: "Objection sustained. All evidence presented by Mr. Chipman is to be disregarded."

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The left totally aren't wanting to get rid of children. How would they? Children are the most fashionable political accessories of the moment!
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Forgive me if I'm wrong or mistaken, but didn't U.S. Leftists use kids as political pawns throughout the Trump administration?

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Touch grass, Touché! Having an unhealthy, life-shortening lifestyle is directly comparable to having children and ensuring that humanity have a future.

Hey, Bob...

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Rand Paul got canceled in Youtube, which of course is just another case of bad thing happening to bad people -- excuse me, Fascist criminals.
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I'm still surprised--appalled, really--that Twitter hasn't nuked Moviebob's accounts for being Moviebob.

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Don Jr.
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Once again, Democrat boot-impregantor Moviebob gets it wrong. Hunter Biden is scum.

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White people = shitty parts of America (Archive of WP article)
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Adhering to his own racist standards and principles, Moviebob is a shitty person because he's white... and Bob's a shitty person because he's literally a racist.

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The anti-monarchists sure have more than a few screws lose.
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Says the man who simps for Jeff Bezos.

Sorry, Bob, but Bezos is not going to invite you onto his rocket, no matter how inconsistently you simp for him.

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More pathetic simping for Nick Parrott:
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I've only watched about around ten of Moviebob's videos since I first heard about him, The last Moviebob video I ever watched was his reaction to Dear Führer Hillary Clinton's defeat. I honestly wish Donald Trump had won re-election, just to see his unintentionally funny video response to being denied his supreiaa fyuuchaa a second consecutive time.

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Simping Breadtube troons. Fox G. Green thinks Breadtube and PragerU are two sides of the same coin:
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Wrong again. Just because I'm not "for" certain political causes does not mean I'm actually "against" them; I usually remain either neutral and/or indifferent.

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...it's pretty obvious that Bob [...] really shows the depths of his severe mental illness that he must be omniscient, and for all he'd scream he doesn't believe that at all, it's shit like this that tells you he does. [...] it's the best sign that he's sub 80 on the IQ charts he spews out.

Sub-80? I'd be genuinely surprised if Bob's IQ isn't sub-18.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Only something as sterile and sexless as modern Disney would take someone like Hayley Atwell and completely downplay some of her most prominent features. All female superheroes must have the same silhouette as the male ones, or else it is sexist.

 

[Red Hood]

Only something as sterile and sexless as modern Disney would take someone like Hayley Atwell and completely downplay some of her most prominent features. All female superheroes must have the same silhouette as the male ones, or else it is sexist.

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This confirms my confusion that no movie studio threw the Tomb Raider franchise at her.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

This confirms my confusion that no movie studio threw the Tomb Raider franchise at her.

Can't have the dreaded "Male Gaze". That's why Daisy Ridley was rumored for Lara Croft and Alicia Vikander got the role.

 

[Grumpy Pickle Rick]

Further proof that Bob has no friends and no self awareness.

One of the most annoying things about Bob is his obsession with being an expert in even the most banal niche topic. Yeah sure Robert, a permavirgin like yourself totally knows how women's tits work. Also, way to prove the op right you dumbfuck thats not a female you're responding to mate. Basically this is an interaction between two men claiming that Captain whatsitsface is totes a realistic portrayal of a female because she resembles...a man.

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Guys, is just me or do troons always look uglier after they get surgery?

 

[Negative Nancy Drew]

Guys, is just me or do troons always look uglier after they get surgery?

Take someone who doesn't take care of themselves, nine times out of ten, and give them a surgery that's going to bring them down even harder than the hormones will.
They're always gonna get worse.