Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Pill Cosby]

Shitlip talks like he writes court documents: retarded.

 

[Fapcop]

Could Skordas please stop defending against his lolsuits, it's harassment.

He had a weird similar “argument” against both Ariana Grande and Taylor Swift: “If they do this to X, then they must do it to me too! Otherwise it’s harassment!”

“Ariana Grande said to a guy he looked handsome, she didn’t say that to me, that’s harassment!”

“Does Skordas take every client that comes to him? Otherwise it’s harassment if he represents someone against me!”


This is how sociopaths and incurable narcissists see the world.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

Pretty sure we're all nuts for posting here, and despite what Russ implies, it's not illegal to be mentally ill. Also, I take great offense at his indirect statement that being mentally ill is a moral failing. Fuck you Russ.

 

[Fapcop]

I think this suicide claim is really serious actually, it needs to be investigated. Tell Greer he wins the case if he drags Byuu's corpse into the court as proof.

“Your honor, I might just kill myself if you rule against me. I mean no pressure, but just saying!”

On behalf of Kiwifarms, let me just say that nobody wants Greer to kill himself. His stalking victims may be better off, but we’d lose a great source of laugh and lulz.

 

[Sasha]

"Skordas went straight for the jugular"

Is he actually retarded ?
What is he trying to achieve there ? Pure 100 % bliss to read, that's awesome.

"Mr Greer, I'm sorry, case dismissed. But I gotta tell you, I looooove the way you write, you're talented you know ? "

Edit : "this representation is a slap in the face to Greer"

Hahahaha, but Russ, you wouldn't even feel it, would you ?

 

[Asperchan]

"...The point is: Moon and his users have quite the history of being trashy, that they have no right to harrass others for percieved trashiness."

Now that's a phrase you certainly can't leave out when writing a legal document. The word retarded does not do Greer justice but holy fuck he is an autistic retard.

 

[Fapcop]

Greer, you’re not a shock jock unless you’re a ”jock”, and you’ve never worked as an announcer in your life, because when you talk you sound (and spit) like the inside of a washing machine.

Saying rude and idiotic things on Twitter isn’t ”being a shock jock”, it’s called “making an ass of yourself”. Which is something you do all the time.

“Greer was being a “shock jock” then. (Ala Howard Stern)”

Oh... So kinda the same way that Chris-chan used to be a recording artist? (ala Michael Jackson)

You know just minus releasing any albums or having an audience. Or the whole “recording music” part?

I bet Greer is writing all this just praying that the Judge doesn’t look him up, cause it sure has the feel of: “You might read some bad things about me, but it’s all not true and I’m totally not a vexatious litigant!”

 

[Stocking Anarchy]

This shit is fucking hilarious. Literally fell out of my chair laughing.

Pretty sure the judge will have the same reaction to this level of incel when he reads the papers.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Finally something funny is happening. I need a break for the Merge.

 

[Fapcop]

"Skordas went straight for the jugular"

Is he actually retarded ?
What is he trying to achieve there ? Pure 100 % bliss to read, that's awesome.

"Mr Greer, I'm sorry, case dismissed. But I gotta tell you, I looooove the way you write, you're talented you know ? "

I LOLd so hard at this. Imagine writing a legal filing wherein you complain that an attorney was doing his job!

 

[The Demon]

I'm gonna pull a Russ and say that you guys are going to fucking love what he just filed.

Edit: Horrible formatting kept intact, here is... whatever the fuck this is supposed to be. I don't even know what to say about this. Skordas, the tweets, it's just... how is this real. It's like he's trying to prove the adage about pro se representation.

He decides to admit- unprompted and in an unnecessary court filing- to abusing the legal system in his previous suit against Taylor Swift- and then complains that Skordas is the REAL bully by absolutely destroying Russ (legally) again and again.
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is that a fucking screenshot of a phone screen that isn't even cropped out? 5 of them? on a court filing? am i having as troke?

 

[Fapcop]

This shit is fucking hilarious. Literally fell out of my chair laughing.

Pretty sure the judge will have the same reaction to this level of incel when he reads the papers.

As someone else wrote: Greer just basically wrote a fucking blog post, went “Meh, this’ll do nicely!” And filed it. As a fucking legal document!

 

[Rod Dangerous]

"Skordas went straight for the jugular"

Suppose I’m spending thousands of my dollars to defend myself from the legal filings of a madman. In that case, I’m hiring the lawyer that will gleefully engage in a namby-pamby pillow fight, not the one that will assure me they’ll quickly do away with the gimp-faced gnat that’s buzzing around my ear.

 

[pr3nt177]

So he would have stopped if only the law had told him to. Unbelievable.

His "publicity stunt" claims = yaniv's "social experiments".

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

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So he would have stopped if only the law had told him to. Unbelievable.

His "publicity stunt" claims = yaniv's "social experiments".

It's as though he's tragically (yet hilariously) misunderstood the "three strikes" policy to mean that he gets two warnings to stop breaking the law before they actually charge him.

Bonus points for being an impressively fucked up run-on sentence.

 

[pr3nt177]

It's as though he's tragically (yet hilariously) misunderstood the "three strikes" policy to mean that he gets two warnings to stop breaking the law before they actually charge him.

I had to read that passage twice as I honestly thought I'd initially misread it.

"If only someone had told me not to rob my local bank I wouldn't have done it your honour"

 

[mario if smoke weed]

He returned when we needed him most... welcome back Russ, you lispy motherfucker <3

 

[CWCissey]

He returned when we needed him most... welcome back Russ, you lispy motherfucker <3

He knew that we needed Lolcow Of The Year to be a competition.

 

[Plague Flea]

With the loose speculation about Rusty potentially trooning out in future, I thought I’d run one of his photos through a gender swapping app to see how it might go.

Unsurprisingly, the answer is “not very well”…

 

[Meat Target]

With the loose speculation about Rusty potentially trooning out in future, I thought I’d run one of his photos through a gender swapping app to see how it might go.

Unsurprisingly, the answer is “not very well”…
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My skin is crawling.