Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Bad Take Crucifier]

He put a lion in the picture so everyone knows he's a Leo. I am vomit.

 

[ggalin]

happy birthday, fatass!

happy 40, flubber the hutt!

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Moving aside from the Daily Wig Hour, Greg's been apparently just uploading old, unlisted videos from his Skeptic to the less known channel that used to be for movie reviews with him and Shoe, and then was used for more "Extended" editions of his cryptid videos, or comment response videos, according to his twitter. I was wondering why he was blasting an upload once a day. I've no idea why these videos were unlisted in the first place, or why he's uploading them now on a different channel. Most of them are just 1-2 minute puppet shows.

In actual news, since no one has mentioned it, it's Greg's 37th birthday today, August 11th.

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Happy birthday, Greg. Hopefully you stop being such a fucking disaster of a boyfriend/fiance/husband to someone.

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He's only 7 years old than Shoe? I thought he was at least 10.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

He's only 7 years old than Shoe? I thought he was at least 10.

He's definitely at least 10. The cake's candles suggest he turned 37.

 

[MediocreMilt]

37. Just think, by now he could have had a stable marriage, several kids, and a rewarding career.

Instead he has merch, traps, and a passably successful YouTube channel.

 

[JelloJerk]

She claims to be bald and we all know she lies often.

I am doubting her tricho-- because there is as much proof of it as we have of Zinnia Jones going to College. None.

What it's more likely, to me, is that she has either very thin hair or some minor baldness that can in fact be hidden with a very specific haircut, as many other women in the world do.

I dunno about you, but this seems pretty damn bald. If she were to try to cover this with natural hair it would look the same as when trannies try (and fail) to cover their receding hairline. There is also another picture Null showed on stream where she might have her natural hair out, only covered by a hat, and her hair is very uneven, with some long strands of hair sticking out. I don't believe Shoe on many things but I can believe that she rips and eats her hair out. She seems kinda crazy and I don't think she'd make up something like that considering it ruins her cutesy uwu prwincess vibe she goes for.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

37. Just think, by now he could have had a stable marriage, several kids, and a rewarding career.

Instead he has merch, traps, and a passably successful YouTube channel.

Greg is a scumbag and people seem to keep forgetting it. He's only got 3 short years until he's forty and he's still thirsting for thots. Shoe is mentally ill, but she obviously loved him the most since she was so willing to degrade herself. Greg meanwhile already dated and broke up with yet another woman, still with no real future in sight. He's still pretending he's 18 on Twitter.

 

[cornycat]

Greg is a scumbag and people seem to keep forgetting it. He's only got 3 short years until he's forty and he's still thirsting for thots. Shoe is mentally ill, but she obviously loved him the most since she was so willing to degrade herself. Greg meanwhile already dated and broke up with yet another woman, still with no real future in sight. He's still pretending he's 18 on Twitter.

He left the aussie woman bc she had a breast cancer scare, I remember her posting about it. It sucks, she was actually normal and seemed sweet.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

He left the aussie woman bc she had a breast cancer scare, I remember her posting about it. It sucks, she was actually normal and seemed sweet.

That's fucking horrendous. I sincerely hope Greg had a shitty birthday. (He dumped shoe on her birthday so it's only fair.) Armored Skeptic being a real piece of shit must be ingrained in his personality. Abandoning someone when they're already going through something is cruel, what a coward.

 

[Xarpho]

I am doubting her tricho-- because there is as much proof of it as we have of Zinnia Jones going to College. None.

What it's more likely, to me, is that she has either very thin hair or some minor baldness that can in fact be hidden with a very specific haircut, as many other women in the world do.

She likes wearing those wigs because they make her look youthful. Everything about her, her clothes, her way of speaking, her wig, all of it belong to a woman who's about ten years younger than she is. There are wigs and haircuts more proper for someone who's 30 and she won't ever wear that.

@JelloJerk ninja'd me but first, her diagnosis isn't something as pulling out a college ID, transcript, or some other assignment. We know from her few pictures (see the stream) that her natural hair isn't very long or good-looking in the top. It would be an extremely weird thing to lie about. Going to college (or other similar stories, like working someplace prestigious) is an achievement, an accomplishment. It wouldn't make sense for her to make up a lie about something shameful, that she has some hair-pulling disorder. If her hairline wasn't a major fucking problem, that could be covered with "my natural hair is just frizzy and gross-looking" or do the Howard Stern solution--don't mention wigs at all, don't try to debate with anyone.

The latter might be possible if there's enough reasonable doubt and an army of simps/white knights to shout down that, but rumors would still dog her, and she'd probably go nuts if the truth was found out. Compounding/complicating this is the "every inch of my body is available EXCEPT my scalp" which June does (and thankfully, Howard Stern doesn't).

tl;dr she has no motivation to lie about it and she's not dumb enough to release the doctor's note online

 

[Berrakh]

I can never stay away from this thread. They’re both such good examples of dysfunctional and extremely online men and women. Neither acts their age, both fetishize and exaggerate what is fundamentally banal for their respective genders until it’s degrading and unworkable, neither can handle someone of stable emotional maturity as they’ll either cut and run in Greg’s case or not have their fantasies affirmed in June’s. One uses (Greg) and the other lets themselves be used (June). The former retreats deeper into being a manchild, the other uses trendy politics as a distraction.

 

[Decoy St. Chum]

I can never stay away from this thread. They’re both such good examples of dysfunctional and extremely online men and women. Neither acts their age, both fetishize and exaggerate what is fundamentally banal for their respective genders until it’s degrading and unworkable, neither can handle someone of stable emotional maturity as they’ll either cut and run in Greg’s case or not have their fantasies affirmed in June’s. One uses (Greg) and the other lets themselves be used (June). The former retreats deeper into being a manchild, the other uses trendy politics as a distraction.

They really were made for each other. They should've married.

 

[Mr. Duck]

Taken from the Vaush thread, i wonder if wig saw this already.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Taken from the Vaush thread, i wonder if wig saw this already.
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2 years ago when he first saw her YouTube channel THIS is how he reacted? That's got to sting after all the simping she put in. Holy fuck the absolute disdain he has for June.

 

[sper]

I can never stay away from this thread. They’re both such good examples of dysfunctional and extremely online men and women. Neither acts their age, both fetishize and exaggerate what is fundamentally banal for their respective genders until it’s degrading and unworkable, neither can handle someone of stable emotional maturity as they’ll either cut and run in Greg’s case or not have their fantasies affirmed in June’s. One uses (Greg) and the other lets themselves be used (June). The former retreats deeper into being a manchild, the other uses trendy politics as a distraction.

It’s like reverse thinspo but instead of inspiring you to not be fat it’s inspiring you to not be a cringey undignified terminally online freak.

Also how funny is it that Vaush called her a dumb cunt and himself a male feminist within twenty seconds?

 

[Thief of Tables]

New Manlet pics of Vaush dropped. Just a reminder that Shoe simps for this guntleman.

Vaush has high heel shoes to lift his height, he is THAT short.
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Shot
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Chaser
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I don't think height really matters, but if you're gonna lie about it you deserve to get shit on for being a Manlet.

 

[sohungry]

You’re 100% correct, it would just be more dignified. She could probably get a better job than what you described too. She’s financially acting rationally for sure.

she's 30 with no work history living with her parents. she would be boned, although idk her channel must generate a good amount of money just sitting on old vids the way she uploads every 3 months. And just look at the way she talks about the wagie cagie, she wants to be NEET until she finds a tall, conservative, sexist man to marry and then be a housewife that can't cook

 

[sper]

she's 30 with no work history living with her parents. she would be boned, although idk her channel must generate a good amount of money just sitting on old vids the way she uploads every 3 months. And just look at the way she talks about the wagie cagie, she wants to be NEET until she finds a tall, conservative, sexist man to marry and then be a housewife that can't cook

I mean she could probably find a job in social media or maybe cutting videos for other YouTube channels, and even apart from that she could 100% find something better than being a fucking cleaning lady.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

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I dunno about you, but this seems pretty damn bald. If she were to try to cover this with natural hair it would look the same as when trannies try (and fail) to cover their receding hairline. There is also another picture Null showed on stream where she might have her natural hair out, only covered by a hat, and her hair is very uneven, with some long strands of hair sticking out. I don't believe Shoe on many things but I can believe that she rips and eats her hair out. She seems kinda crazy and I don't think she'd make up something like that considering it ruins her cutesy uwu prwincess vibe she goes for.

But it gets her sympathy. Here there are people believing what she says despite there is zero proof of it. She can be bald for so many different reasons.

 

[JelloJerk]

But it gets her sympathy. Here there are people believing what she says despite there is zero proof of it. She can be bald for so many different reasons.

It's a pretty obscure factoid though. I don't watch her vids anymore but I don't think she's mentioned the baldness recently, and I think the most she's ever talked about it was in the ask.fm days. If she was playing it up for the sympathy card, surely we would've gotten a full "emotional" video talking about her tragic condition by now? Perhaps a wig haul of sorts? I guess we really can't know unless she pulls out a medical records (is there even a formal diagnosis for tricho?) but I still feel like she would only want sympathy and attention for "quirky" ""flaws"" like being unable to make friends with women. I would assume that trichotillomania is considered ugly and undesirable for her "aesthetics". Then again this is the same woman who would constantly tweet about how much her boyfriend cums inside of her so who the fuck knows what goes on inside her (shiny) head lol.