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Even though it would be a hit if they posted pics? Shucks.
Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties
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fuzzyrodent85
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Angie has the chink flu. What do you think are the chances that she's lying for asspats?
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I'm going to be blunt, most 'witches' and other kinds of pagans I've seen would not be terribly desired if they were pictured in the buff in a forest. They'd look like the stay puft marshmellow man started reproducing via mitosis.
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Angie, babe. I hate to break it to you but the shots may not have helped at all depending on when you got it. Now, though, I'm curious what else I can find on this same topic.
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In other news:
"Woman of the hour" Isabella Loretta Janke is not only an internet-witch (per the overview in her forum's main thread about her trying to use period blood to curse people) but according to a catch from @Caesar she's also got a case of maladaptive daydreaming (which goes back to the "reality shifting" thing from earlier). So the answer to our "What is the worst case scenario for this type of person?" question seems to have been answered... for the time being.
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Ah, you know the old saying: If a tumblr witch curses someone in the woods with period blood but no one is around to make a tiktok of it... did it even really happen?
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I don't think do. In the Catholic Church we use beeswax candles for a lot of things and I haven't ever seen them melt except when they've been lighted.
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Imagine you're a witch. You have at least some control of the natural world and trade favor with deities. And yet you can't even make it through the Wu Flu without a mask?
Seems like a lot of work for shit all. Hell, do some sacrifices to a god/dess of health or some shit and just nuke the pandemic from on high you dumb bastards.
Seems like a lot of work for shit all. Hell, do some sacrifices to a god/dess of health or some shit and just nuke the pandemic from on high you dumb bastards.
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Hell, even in a traditional magical pov where you have no power and just know the spirits/deities that do, you're still expected to chart your own path as part of your spiritual practice.
Here's more of this shit, by the way.
Yes, that last one is Angie.
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Somehow these neo-pagan white girls can claim to be anti-patriarchy and anti-authority as well as against traditional forms of power, but they immediately knuckle under for the slightest thing the government tells them on a spurious basis. And then when they get sick anyway they cope hard about it.
EyelessMC
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>tests positive for Covid
>gets the Covid vax
LOL Okay first vaccines are not treatments. They are preventative measures so you don't contract a virus and if you do then you won't get ill from it (hence why you can still shed virus despite not getting sick from it). Secondly, just because they ran the PCR test through a billionth cycle to find the one trace of half a molecule of virus does not mean you are going to be ill. Thirdly, the most dangerous aspect of the virus is the Spike protein which causes vascular damage and inflammation regardless of whether or not the S protein is carrying the virus. It's like thinking you're gonna be better off getting hit by a bus just because the bus isn't carrying lepers on it. And lastly, if she really is sick with Covid, introducing the vaccine will literally just make you sicker and not protect you from the thing you already have. Putting on the burglar alarm when you're already being robbed is retarded.
But enough of that nonsense! Angie's in danger! She's gonna get coof'd if we don't do something quick!
--with MAGIC!
>she and her family knows better but they do it anyway
Just like with her "magics" and ancestor deities.
You know I always get genuinely saddened when I'm made to remember that beneath the druidry and tree-headed charm there's a moderately rational person. If she didn't submerge herself in Tumblr and keep retarding herself with spice jar spells she'd be so much better off than most.
Dammit Angie why can't you just like Welsh history and be interested in Druid stuff? Why must you be like this?
This nutty hoe is unreal. From her family connection with deep state contracting to her abject lunacy and manipulation, she has already utterly eclipsed most of the cows on this site. She alone fits so many bills and covers so much ground that she may as well be a prophesied figure of the Farms. Jenke the Anti-Cow, risen from the End Times beast's rejected horn to sperg so hard her spergery quakes the whole of the Farms for a millennia to come.
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Idk I'm kind of torn on believing this. On one hand I can buy it considering actual witches live in filth and are terrible people, on the other hand she's a serial liar.
They act like this because its just an aesthetic to them. Being a witch is just a label they can put on themselves to feel like empowered boss girls or be unique. Actual black magic and other pagan practices only survived in the west through secret societies, cults and elite circles. In other words they were always taught in exclusive secret communities that most people wouldn't have access to. Internet witches are for lack of a better term 'culturally appropriating' these practices with no real knowledge of how they work because the concept of being a witch is cool nowadays.
I think this phenomenon is much bigger than internet witches and can be seen with any group that used to be small and expanded into more mainstream appeal (think internet goth girls now vs a goth 15 years ago or everyone on the right claiming to be 'trad' after 2016 despite a ton of them being degenerates). When people lack meaning they want to stick a label on themselves to feel attached to something regardless of how genuine their reason for using the label is in the first place.
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I think you're right and I think it also goes even beyond that. I genuinely believe we're living through a time in history where - like you said - people lack genuine meaning and community, and more than that, the dominant culture discourages you from even voicing your desire for such a thing, and to such an extent that I'm now seeing Zoomers complain about feelings of emptiness that just 15 or so years ago would have been addressed be being a part of like, goths or the anime kids or something, to say nothing of the deeper and heavier feelings that used to be covered by one's religion, town, etc.
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Sekhmet is a murderous drunk.
Dude looks like the Dread Pirate Roberts in this one, lol
Pesky Dem-eye-urge!
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This is probably a touch of power-leveling so I'll try to keep it vague but with witch communities you get a weird split of vax-lovers and anti-vaxxer thought. Some will absolutely swear up and down that covid is actually an evil spell being woven by the government over a normal flu virus (one assumes woven by lab-witches or something?) and that you can defeat it with positive energy and healthy living.
The other half screech bloody murder if you aren't full to the gills with pills, the vaccine, AND wearing a mask at all times. They will fight with a religious zeal over how you should trust the science and that by refusing science you are 'hurting the community' by using 'regressive thinking'.
In the end they're both loud, obnoxious, and I sincerely look forward to when the next media boogeyman is announced so they can loudly scream their opinions about that instead. I'm so tired of the Coof arguments.
Also wear a goddamn color other than black, you look like a mall ninja.
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This category is also known as Just all of Etsy. My favorite is always 'wiccan ritual knives' which are.. uhh.. well its just pure mall-ninja but they put on a pentagram instead of some Kanji.
RazorBackBacon
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Fun fact: Ancient Egyptians had a religious festival to Sekhmet where they'd get absolutely shitfaced as a form of worship.
Sekhmet didn't hold the drunkenness holy. She held the roaring hangover after as holy; it was a sacrifice to her.
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I'm pretty sure this one is either a repainted Sting replica, or a repainted knockoff of Sting.
See?
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Are these... Resin?
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That is 100% just jank-ass sting. The glass/crystal dagger is neat albeit in a totally useless kinda way. Cute knickknack but of no use. Then again how often do you need a ritual dagger in your day to day?
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They are indeed, but keep in mind resin is also how these people make "orgonite" so we're already living in some kind of weird fiction madness-zone when it comes to their reverence for the natural world.