Orbiter Ashton Joel Parks / People's Populist Press / PPP - Ethan Ralph and Nicholas J Fuentes' professional a-log, fat, churchless, starfish exhibitionist and abortionist, has a diet of potato chips and allegedly killed a cat, he is FATTTTT. 🕯️🐱🕯️

Should the thread be moved to deathfats after Ethan Ralph dies?


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I would like it to happen but its also the biggest feltening that Josh has recived so thats never happening.

Surfers takes are usually really based but they were off as fuck in this episode.
Like really Surfer you don't mind Franssen?
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Also his take on Louis and how to handle him was really fucking bad.
Quoting something a bit old, but Beardson is really a pompous fucking little fairy.
 
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I just miss the goofy shit like this week in cuckada and cooking with surfer. The Warski streams brought that wholesome kino vibe back for a bit. I don't need PPP saving the white race from obesity or the dangers of some federal informant grifter for the 109th time.
On the one hand I agree but on the other the AF cope-umentary just dropped
 
The countdown broccc-gins.

Tune in for the exciting conclusion to the brocccocolypse.

PPP I expect to see this on episode 3
There was a fair bit of leaf, it tasted as bad as you can imagine.
So 5x whole and 2x florets ... thats mega, I want to say I could do more but realistically I doubt it. Have you taken a shit since then LOL? How bad have the broccoli farts been the ones you ate raw dawg should have fucked you up BADLY! I'd love to have a broccoli eating challenge. If it were in soup form I reckon I could maybe do all 10 heads in one 24h period but Id rather not have my ass turn into Old Faithful afterwards.
I just miss the goofy shit like this week in cuckada and cooking with surfer. The Warski streams brought that wholesome kino vibe back for a bit. I don't need PPP saving the white race from obesity or the dangers of some federal informant grifter for the 109th time.
I have always found the relaxed vibe of cooking with Surfer to be the most fun out of all the videos, since we are now into a diet/bulking saga I really do expect more of them, stop holding out!!!
 
I just miss the goofy shit like this week in cuckada and cooking with surfer. The Warski streams brought that wholesome kino vibe back for a bit. I don't need PPP saving the white race from obesity or the dangers of some federal informant grifter for the 109th time.
Don’t worry it will all disappear like the Kinodrome and other boring failures. Kino Darwinism they call it!
 
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Why? I know what my goal caloric intake is. If I get 1600 calories with my pizza and 1600 calories with your pizza I still get 1600 calories. If I choose to get my 1600 calories with takeout once a week it does not affect my diet.
Yes it does. Pizza has a lot of sodium in it which will cause your body to retain fluid which counteracts your weight loss.
 
Great take and honestly some different outlooks i havent thought of before. Nick trying to appeal to a young audience by reminiscing over high school..his highest life achievement..is objectively hilarious but shows hes really interested in appealing to young kids. Groomer.

His insistence he was inspired by a black man/jew really does show this documentary is made in part to gain him a guest spot on a show like Tucker. Youre not interesting nor influential enough to get a long form interview on his today show Nick.

His entire grift should just be called "man child reads 4chan memes" because you are not a serious political person. You've also spent all your political capitol already as a "civil rights icon" by being an egotistical narcissist. You could be brutally gang fucked by various federal agencies and most people cant be bothered to care.

"Oh wow this one kid was put on a no fly list! How horrible!" *spends a couple days trying to relate to the kid* "oof..i mean i feel bad but god does he suck"
 
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