- Joined
- Sep 22, 2014
max kit, or max human. this lolcow has a definite end so he's easy to explain and i don't feel bad about "spoiling" him by displaying him on a public forum. he's easy to google
a year or two ago someone called maxkitten shat up a bunch of reddit threads about "human" (later "humanity"), the next big tech company. it was always perpetually a week away from its latest features. if it was real it would be a social network, a charity, a crowdfunder, a free public university, an AI and robotics lab, a mobile phone manufacturer, a green energy producer, etc., any sort of 21st century web 2.0 thing you can think of, he wanted to do with his company, usually at the same time. everyone on the planet would have a share of the company.
people met his claims with skepticism and all attempts to talk sense into him failed. it got obvious he was an egomaniac and a small group of max junkies made their own subreddit to post about him
he didn't actually have a company, surprise. he spent a lot of hours putting likes on all his many facebook pages for each separate division of the company. he spent a lot of hours filling his multiple human-related subreddits with posts. he spent his rich parents' money on a rented office for a day, and he tried to use the receipt for this to prove that some accountant at the office rental was his personal secretary. he said some random lawyer was his lawyer and one of max's watchers emailed him and the lawyer wrote back basically "who the hell is max?"
he tried to bilk people into "volunteering" for human, usually people in india or ukraine, his home country...that pissed off his watchers and they went on a brief publicity campaign on scam-reporting websites to discourage people from talking to him
his girl friday was a girl who lived in ukraine. she was usually the one who did the bilking while max preached. people were more likely to fall for her because she was a slightly pretty human female who seemed really convinced about the company. his watchers to this day aren't sure if she was in on the scam, or she fell into it like someone falls into a cult, or if she was in love with max. she was just as big a bitch as max was
he tried to make a wikipedia article for his nonexistent mobile OS, but it got deleted after a mildly lulzy exchange on its talk page where he sniveled about the mainstream media
then he appeared to get sent to rehab. nobody is sure if it was really rehab because he kept referring to it as a mystical indian retreat where he learned yoga and meditation and enlightenment, plus he had apparent internet/3G access from there, so who knows. he achieved enlightenment and merged with god and the universe. he changed his name to satguru/"human being", wrote a bunch of nonsensical facebook posts and dropped off the world
he is probably in a psych hospital for a manic episode or a more intensive rehab for his drug use, and as far as anyone knows that's where he'll be for the foreseeable future
a year or two ago someone called maxkitten shat up a bunch of reddit threads about "human" (later "humanity"), the next big tech company. it was always perpetually a week away from its latest features. if it was real it would be a social network, a charity, a crowdfunder, a free public university, an AI and robotics lab, a mobile phone manufacturer, a green energy producer, etc., any sort of 21st century web 2.0 thing you can think of, he wanted to do with his company, usually at the same time. everyone on the planet would have a share of the company.
people met his claims with skepticism and all attempts to talk sense into him failed. it got obvious he was an egomaniac and a small group of max junkies made their own subreddit to post about him
he didn't actually have a company, surprise. he spent a lot of hours putting likes on all his many facebook pages for each separate division of the company. he spent a lot of hours filling his multiple human-related subreddits with posts. he spent his rich parents' money on a rented office for a day, and he tried to use the receipt for this to prove that some accountant at the office rental was his personal secretary. he said some random lawyer was his lawyer and one of max's watchers emailed him and the lawyer wrote back basically "who the hell is max?"
he tried to bilk people into "volunteering" for human, usually people in india or ukraine, his home country...that pissed off his watchers and they went on a brief publicity campaign on scam-reporting websites to discourage people from talking to him
his girl friday was a girl who lived in ukraine. she was usually the one who did the bilking while max preached. people were more likely to fall for her because she was a slightly pretty human female who seemed really convinced about the company. his watchers to this day aren't sure if she was in on the scam, or she fell into it like someone falls into a cult, or if she was in love with max. she was just as big a bitch as max was
he tried to make a wikipedia article for his nonexistent mobile OS, but it got deleted after a mildly lulzy exchange on its talk page where he sniveled about the mainstream media
then he appeared to get sent to rehab. nobody is sure if it was really rehab because he kept referring to it as a mystical indian retreat where he learned yoga and meditation and enlightenment, plus he had apparent internet/3G access from there, so who knows. he achieved enlightenment and merged with god and the universe. he changed his name to satguru/"human being", wrote a bunch of nonsensical facebook posts and dropped off the world
he is probably in a psych hospital for a manic episode or a more intensive rehab for his drug use, and as far as anyone knows that's where he'll be for the foreseeable future