Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[Shadow Fox]

@x86x2 were you ~triggered~ by my Barneyrush album covers

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Did I say that I hated EVERYTHING remotely childish? It's either you want to believe I'm a complete edgelord that watches Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies, plays Hatred and listens to Mortician OR I like things that appeal to my own sense of quality regardless of age, but REALLY hate Barney due to personal experience.
Ads do not concern me at all. Trust me, I had MLP ads appear on Anti-MLP artwork on DeviantArt.

So... umm... are you interested by anything that isn't immediately geared towards children?

 

[Gensdupays]

Did I say that I hated EVERYTHING remotely childish? It's either you want to believe I'm a complete edgelord that watches Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies, plays Hatred and listens to Mortician OR I like things that appeal to my own sense of quality regardless of age, but REALLY hate Barney due to personal experience.
Ads do not concern me at all. Trust me, I had MLP ads appear on Anti-MLP artwork on DeviantArt.

I'm just saying, you like stuff that is "Barneyshit," man.

Ah, I see we've entered the "YOU are the one with the problem" lolcow stage. Typical.

 

[Meowthkip]

Mentally disabled people will never simply disappear. There will always be people who try to say that they deserve to live simply because they know they'll be criticized for saying otherwise when in reality, it would be best to full out euthanize them.

I'd call you a monster but you're also so pathetic that it might be best to take you behind the shed and shoot you. It's the only way you can be free of Barney. I'm so sorry.

Did I say that I hated EVERYTHING remotely childish? It's either you want to believe I'm a complete edgelord that watches Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies, plays Hatred and listens to Mortician OR I like things that appeal to my own sense of quality regardless of age, but REALLY hate Barney due to personal experience.
Ads do not concern me at all. Trust me, I had MLP ads appear on Anti-MLP artwork on DeviantArt.

So, is everything you like either geared towards children or blood-and-death obsessed edgelords with zero in-between?

 

[Gensdupays]

So, is everything you like either geared towards children or blood-and-death obsessed edgelords with zero in-between?

Nah, that was his attempt to accuse me of being the one that has the problem because I supposedly can't pin down the kind of person he is. Much like someone like Connor (at least from what I've seen, haven't followed him much,) Barneyfag has several distinct modes he goes into when people talk with him. I even predicted his "you're the ones with the problem" mode.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

So, is everything you like either geared towards children or blood-and-death obsessed edgelords with zero in-between?

Spoiler: So this is his ultimate fantasy?

 

[meatslab]

Mentally disabled people will never simply disappear. There will always be people who try to say that they deserve to live simply because they know they'll be criticized for saying otherwise when in reality, it would be best to full out euthanize them.

Sorry pal, but you aren't exactly making a compelling argument to why you wouldn't fall into this category yourself.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

@x86x2 How do you dress yourself in the morning? Do you regularly shit your pants?

 

[millais]

Well, of course I do. I've said numerous times before how much of a Doom fan I am, and how I also play Splatoon, which is pretty good. I have a bunch of Mario games as well, and I think A Boy and His Blob is an underrated Wii platformer, and I also played Kirby's Epic Yarn this year and liked it. I like to /v/ on my RSS feed just in case something important happens or someone stealth posts, obviously.

You should make a Doom mod where you can kill Barney characters. It might be therapeutic for you, though don't go Klebold and Harris on us.

 

[glass_houses]

You should make a Doom mod where you can kill Barney characters. It might be therapeutic for you, though don't go Klebold and Harris on us.

Making any type of mod would imply that he can make things, full stop. I am quite certain that the only thing he can successfully produce is fertiliser, as he is quite obviously full of it.

 

[Strelok]

Making any type of mod would imply that he can make things, full stop. I am quite certain that the only thing he can successfully produce is fertiliser, as he is quite obviously full of it.

How hard can it be to replace every sound effect with Pink Floyd excerpts though?

 

[Ruin]

Did I say that I hated EVERYTHING remotely childish? It's either you want to believe I'm a complete edgelord that watches Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies, plays Hatred and listens to Mortician OR I like things that appeal to my own sense of quality regardless of age, but REALLY hate Barney due to personal experience.
Ads do not concern me at all. Trust me, I had MLP ads appear on Anti-MLP artwork on DeviantArt.

You are hands down one of the most confusing people I've ever seen.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

@x86x2 How do you dress yourself in the morning? Do you regularly shit your pants?

I'd like to assume "badly" and "Yes" would be the answers. But we all know he'd try to dodge those like he does with most of them.

Did I say that I hated EVERYTHING remotely childish? It's either you want to believe I'm a complete edgelord that watches Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies, plays Hatred and listens to Mortician OR I like things that appeal to my own sense of quality regardless of age, but REALLY hate Barney due to personal experience.
Ads do not concern me at all. Trust me, I had MLP ads appear on Anti-MLP artwork on DeviantArt.

That's kinda what you're making yourself out to be, yes.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Quick someone put a magnet to the back of x86x's head, see if he goes haywire/loses his identity.

 

[Anus]

OK, slightly off topic, but could you post a journal on your DeviantArt? A simple "hi Kiwi Farms" will do.

 

[x86x2]

So... umm... are you interested by anything that isn't immediately geared towards children?

Yes, I am, but you'd probably dismiss it as childish regardless because you'd think that an extreme amount of edginess is childish either way.

@x86x2 How do you dress yourself in the morning? Do you regularly shit your pants?

That's a pretty simple task. I just put on whatever band shirt I feel like wearing that day, a decent pair of pants, and walk on out of there. And no, I keep my pants clean.

You should make a Doom mod where you can kill Barney characters. It might be therapeutic for you, though don't go Klebold and Harris on us.

I think a couple of the first Doom mods created replaced the demons and the barons of hell with Barney, so there's that.

 

[Rin]

Yes, I am, but you'd probably dismiss it as childish regardless because you'd think that an extreme amount of edginess is childish either way.

Do you have any interests that aren't either over-the-top edgy or largely aimed at children? Like, are there any good movies you've seen recently?

That's a pretty simple task. I just put on whatever band shirt I feel like wearing that day, a decent pair of pants, and walk on out of there. And no, I keep my pants clean.

So you dress like a hipster. Do you have a fedora you wear when you want to dress extra fancy? And I've got some pretty strong doubts on that last sentence.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Yes, I am, but you'd probably dismiss it as childish regardless because you'd think that an extreme amount of edginess is childish either way.

Dude, I've unironically played Gears of War and I love the shit out of the game, and you fucking chainsaw aliens in it. Edginess isn't bad. It just feels that you're severely overcompensating sometimes.

 

[Gensdupays]

I just put on whatever band shirt I feel like wearing that day

I don't know why this made me laugh so much.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I don't know why this made me laugh so much.

Random.txt anyone?