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After the mentally disabled are gone, I wonder what other minority group Barneyfag decides he doesn't like...
 
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I think Barneyfag might be one of my favourite cows this year so far. We've seen some pretty intense autism this year but not quite like this IMO.
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He's a nice return to the roots of the forum. This isn't some guy that has a following of insane asspatters, some person that claims to have every mental deficiency under the sun, some weirdo who thinks that snorting condoms will make his head bigger.

No, it's just some guy that's got his panties in a twist over a fucking TV show. There's no caveat to this that makes it slightly depressing or obnoxious or rage inducing. It's a fucking idiot and the more he talks, the more we get to laugh at him.

x86x2 said:
The difference being that unlike the Barneyfags who'd I'd want euthanized, I wouldn't be a sheep in the mindless herd. I could actually do shit if I applied myself hard enough.
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Have you tried applying yourself to a life that doesn't revolve around Barney?
 
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Sanae Kochiya said:
Have you tried applying yourself to a life that doesn't revolve around Barney?
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But... But that would mean the 'mentally deficient' people that like Barney would still be alive. We can't have that now.

Honestly, I really don't see him giving up anytime soon. It's like a perfect storm of a stupid person saying things he otherwise has no idea about.
 
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That "SonicHOG" Barneyfag that x86x2 mentioned - that name sounded familiar, and I just remember where I recognized that name. Powerlevel time: During my Drew Pickles phase, I was also into his (SonicHOG's) Barney Unnecessary Censorship videos.

Does that make me a mental defective in your book, x86x2? I mean, I wasn't watching raw Barney.
 
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HexBawxUno said:
That "SonicHOG" Barneyfag that x86x2 mentioned - that name sounded familiar, and I just remember where I recognized that name. Powerlevel time: During my Drew Pickles phase, I was also into his (SonicHOG's) Barney Unnecessary Censorship videos.

Does that make me a mental defective in your book, x86x2? I mean, I wasn't watching raw Barney.
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In his eyes, I think it does. After all, it's still Barney, and since you watched it, he'll place you on the same level as them.
 
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Jewelsmakerguy said:
In his eyes, I think it does. After all, it's still Barney, and since you watched it, he'll place you on the same level as them.
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Figured so, because I was giving a Barneyfag views on his videos. If it's any relief to x86x2, it seems those videos were yanked for copyright or something.


Powerlevel 9001: I have a Rush t-shirt, which might as well be a Barney t-shirt to him.
 
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Do you wear a fedora and have an unkempt neckbeard X86X?
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Well, I did find an actual fedora in my university's store. I took a picture of myself trying it on, but I didn't buy it. And I tend to shave my beard, thank you.

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Do you happen to be an atheist/own a fedora that you wear with band t-shirts?
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No, I'm not an atheist, the high school that Barney was played in regularly was a Catholic one.

Uncanny Valley said:
After the mentally disabled are gone, I wonder what other minority group Barneyfag decides he doesn't like...
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Mentally disabled people will never simply disappear. There will always be people who try to say that they deserve to live simply because they know they'll be criticized for saying otherwise when in reality, it would be best to full out euthanize them.

Sanae Kochiya said:
Have you tried applying yourself to a life that doesn't revolve around Barney?
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Yeah, that was when I was 14/15, before Barneyfags really started getting on my nerves.

HexBawxUno said:
That "SonicHOG" Barneyfag that x86x2 mentioned - that name sounded familiar, and I just remember where I recognized that name. Powerlevel time: During my Drew Pickles phase, I was also into his (SonicHOG's) Barney Unnecessary Censorship videos.
Does that make me a mental defective in your book, x86x2? I mean, I wasn't watching raw Barney.
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*facepalm* At least that was just a phase that you're out of now. Everyone goes through these phases and changes over time. Some kid may like Barney when he's 4, but not when he 's 9, assuming that he's not fucking retarded. That's a phase. I'm not gonna call you out on it because that phase has passed. It's the ones who like Barney NOW that I'm pissed off at.
 
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x86x2 said:
No, I'm not an atheist, the high school that Barney was played in regularly was a Catholic one.
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You know, I'm pretty sure Jesus was all about that compassion thing, and not about executing the mentally disabled.

But I'm not really religious, so maybe I just misremembered that. Maybe that part was cut content along with the kickass part where Jesus fights a dragon.
 
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HexBawxUno said:
Powerlevel 9001: I have a Rush t-shirt, which might as well be a Barney t-shirt to him.
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@x86x2, considering that 4chan's /v/ is your main stomping grounds, do you actually like video games? Or do you just hang out there because that's where the most "degenerates" try to stealth post?
 
Well, of course I do. I've said numerous times before how much of a Doom fan I am, and how I also play Splatoon, which is pretty good. I have a bunch of Mario games as well, and I think A Boy and His Blob is an underrated Wii platformer, and I also played Kirby's Epic Yarn this year and liked it. I like to /v/ on my RSS feed just in case something important happens or someone stealth posts, obviously.
 
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...but other than DOOM, those are all games for children. Like, really young children. In fact, I recall hearing that Splatoon was advertised literally in the same time slot as MLP. Does that not at all concern you? Are you just going to make shit up to justify your hypocrisy?
 
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...but other than DOOM, those are all games for children. Like, really young children. Does that not at all concern you? Are you just going to make shit up to justify your hypocrisy?
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Did I say that I hated EVERYTHING remotely childish? It's either you want to believe I'm a complete edgelord that watches Texas Chainsaw Massacre movies, plays Hatred and listens to Mortician OR I like things that appeal to my own sense of quality regardless of age, but REALLY hate Barney due to personal experience.
Ads do not concern me at all. Trust me, I had MLP ads appear on Anti-MLP artwork on DeviantArt.
 
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