Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

Russ, YOU FUCKING MORON! Scribbling over the screenshot with the line tool AFTER you paste it in your document doesn't properly redact it!
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russellgreer27@icloud.com, in case anyone wondered.

Once again, Russell fails at every single step imaginable, and then some. Every single time he manages to fail in new ways you wouldn't even perceive of. I'm astonished he's even capable of writing paragraphs, he's that dumb. How does he manage to be so incompetent at every single element of every single thing he does? And these are things he claims to know. There are plenty of things all of us don't understand and we would fuck up if we tried, if you sat me down in front of all the pieces of a jet engine and told me to assemble them I'd fuck it up completely, but that's because I've never tried it. Russell studied for years and has filed numerous lawsuits and not only are they all total failures in every possible way, they get worse as time goes by. I'd never believe he wasn't trolling if I didn't know better.

Happy 3000 pages, you wonderful people. Just remember that no matter how bad things may get in life, at least you don't have 3000 pages of pure and utter life failures documented on Kiwi Farms.

Pack it in boys, its over

I don't feel miserable at all, I feel much better about myself ever since I started following this thread. I agree with Stinky's logic, no one here is a saint, but we are compared to Russell.

 

[Pruto]

Fun fact, Taylor Swift is a fucking amazon, she's 5'11"

With Bruno Mars who actually is considerably taller than Russell at 5'5''.

 

[Intimate Secretary]

lmfao who is this dwarf filing some fuckin' underdark documents that won't make a lick of sense to an average human, is this manlet speak

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

None of which apply to Russell since he is NOT a lawyer and can't represent ANYONE other than himself.

There is a difference between filing an amicus brief and representing someone. Non-parties and non-attorneys often file interventions.

 

[Sasha]

Damn, Russ, you wholesome little parody of a man, making us happy again. Can you imagine the time it actually took him to produce this chef d'oeuvre ? Just to make us smile in these dark times.

I'm doing a minute of facial palsy in his honor.

 

[lamp shade]

And as an aside, is Russ actually 4'9"?

I recall his old classmate @NipplelessWoman saying he was average height, but I don’t remember what number she threw out.

 

[JektheDumbass]

I think if he had good posture and his legs didn't bend inwards so much he'd be average to slightly below average. 5'7" to 5'9" range. Just my conjecture.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Hi I'm going to reveal very secret information.

I am Taylor Swift's second cousin Jonathan. We have a very warm relationship. Taylor loves Russel, here irrefutable proof my iPhone screenshot.

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If it wasn't for this wretched forum I'm certain Russell's head would be wrapped about Taylor's legs. Hope you beat the bastards Rus!

Oh shit! Now the judge is definitely going to know that we stopped Taylor Swift from dating Greer. I hope he uses this evidence against the farms.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

None of which apply to Russell since he is NOT a lawyer and can't represent ANYONE other than himself.

This is a bit different than the original question, and the followup statement. It's also incorrect. See Wyoming Farm Bureau Federation v. Babbitt, 199 F.3d 1224 (10th Cir. 2000), Gardner v. United States of America 25 F.3d 1056 (10th Cir. 1994), Hayes v. Marriott, 70 F.3d 1144 (10th Cir. 1995). Yes, a pro se litigant, cannot represent anyone else. But neither Amicus, nor motion to intervene are that.

 

[Hitman One]

Thank you russmong for this delicious "normal" milk. It's a relief to laugh at this delusional little man instead of reading in horror about demented old women being raped by their retarded son or the literal and unironic CIA trying to DDOS us.

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

I swear, Russ is just starting to sound like Smeagol in his court documents:

"Greer would've had his precious Swift, but the KIWI FARMS kept it away from him! Yes they did! Then Greer was man-handled and discriminated by the security of Ariana Grande! Ariana was very unkind to Greer, because of his facial disability. Greer lied and said the concert was fun, but Greer was deeply hurt, yes he was! All he wanted was an apology! Greer was fuming when Skordas berated him openly like that! Greer, he'll sue them, he'll sue them all! Then they'll all see! Greer will have his precious then! It will be all Greer's!"

And as an aside, is Russ actually 4'9"?
Fun fact, Taylor Swift is a fucking amazon, she's 5'11" (I previously thought she only wore flats because she's trying to look cute and quirky, but it's actually probably because when she wears heels she feels lightheaded from the air getting so thin up there).

There isn't really much of a point to that, I just find it hilarious. Rough depiction of what they'd look like as a couple at events:
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I was going to say he'd have to climb her like a boss from Shadow of the Colossus just to give her a kiss, but then I recalled he's physically incapable of ever kissing anyone. That would be a sad thought if we were talking about anyone except Russ. With Russ it just seems like poetic justice.

Brilliant Greergol impression.

I don't think Russ is 4.9 though, that's our running joke that he is just a manlet pipsquek, I believe he is 5.7 which still qualifies him as a shorty short short pipsqueek

 

[Fapcop]

Could Skordas please stop defending against his lolsuits, it's harassment.

It’s quite fascinating to see Greer diligently work towards what future lawyers will call “The Greer Legal Threshold of Discrimination”.


After SCOTUS confirms it, it’ll be widely taught in law schools: “If you have sexual intercourse with someone, but refuse to have sexual intercourse with someone else: It’s discrimination!

 

[Kosher Salt]

There is a difference between filing an amicus brief and representing someone. Non-parties and non-attorneys often file interventions.
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This is a bit different than the original question, and the followup statement. It's also incorrect. See Wyoming Farm Bureau Federation v. Babbitt, 199 F.3d 1224 (10th Cir. 2000), Gardner v. United States of America 25 F.3d 1056 (10th Cir. 1994), Hayes v. Marriott, 70 F.3d 1144 (10th Cir. 1995). Yes, a pro se litigant, cannot represent anyone else. But neither Amicus, nor motion to intervene are that.

A non-lawyer can intervene on his/her own behalf, either self-represented or through counsel. Russ is already representing himself and can't intervene on anyone else's behalf, though.

If Russ wants to join anyone else into his lawsuit (like Byuu for instance), he can't represent their interests or claims against Kiwifarms; they'd have to appear themselves.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

A non-lawyer can intervene on his/her own behalf, either self-represented or through counsel. Russ is already representing himself and can't intervene on anyone else's behalf, though.

If Russ wants to join anyone else into his lawsuit (like Byuu for instance), he can't represent their interests or claims against Kiwifarms; they'd have to appear themselves.

You seem to be confused about either some legal terms, or, alternatively, what we are talking about.

Let me break it down:
1. A pro se litigant can file an amicus brief
2. This is not representing anyone in court.
3. A pro se litigant can file a motion to intervene.
4. This is not making someone else appear, this is asking the court to let you become a party. No more, no less. It's different than the non-legal meaning of the word "intervene"
5. Yes, a pro se litigant can only represent himself, and literally no one argued that this is not true.

I also don't know why you are focusing on Russ so much. Neither the original question, nor the followup answer said they were talking about Russ. The original question heavily implied it was not, and the followup answer specifically mentioned "non party"

 

[Su-27 Flanker-B]

Could it be that the "female" who wanted to "join" his "PAC" turned out to be the catalyst to this tardrage? After all, we haven't heard about it in a long time, and the timing would kind of fit.

 

[Walking Clock]

That always killed me, btw: Russ’ clear need to be the Plucky Underdog, but his aversion to being seen as anything less than a 9/10 and totally cool kind of ruins the “weird unpopular kid who becomes the hero” vibe of said movies.

They're not mutually exclusive. It ain't from the 80s, but She's All That has the beach scene where Rachel Leigh Cook slips off her overalls to reveal her swimsuit and all the beautiful, popular kids are shocked to see that this nerd was Hot All Along. Russ views himself as the male version. If he could just close his mouth, he would be Russworth, the long lost 4th Hemsworth brother.

 

[kartana]

I was going to say he'd have to climb her like a boss from Shadow of the Colossus just to give her a kiss, but then I recalled he's physically incapable of ever kissing anyone.

She'd just have to learn how to kiss in a way that "helps his disability."

 

[Sona]

Could it be that the "female" who wanted to "join" his "PAC" turned out to be the catalyst to this tardrage? After all, we haven't heard about it in a long time, and the timing would kind of fit.

Oh please let it be, I promise to be the best little kiwi I can if it turns out he's been massively trolled. The feeemale could unfortunately still be a lie from his part tho.

 

[TETRABAX]

Good job copying what Rekieta said in his stream, but no you are both wrong.

Nick misunderstood what Russell wrote, and thought Russell was calling David "him" on purpose and claiming that "him" was his proper pronoun. In reality, Russ was attempting to use they/them but idiotically and mistakenly put "him" at the end of the sentence. Hence why in the previous sentence Russ writes "ended their own life".

I didn't need to watch a Rekieta stream to grasps how retarded this doc is. No idea what he said about it

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Cleverly? There is nothing clever about any of this.

Yeah, should have put that in quotes. Sarcasm doesn't always work well with the written word.

That always killed me, btw: Russ’ clear need to be the Plucky Underdog, but his aversion to being seen as anything less than a 9/10 and totally cool kind of ruins the “weird unpopular kid who becomes the hero” vibe of said movies.

But the weird unpopular kid becomes cool at the very end meaning he always was cool or at the very least is no longer seen as a loser. That's were Pipsqueak sees himself. While he might not be conventionally "cool" he's super duper easy freezy cool underneath it all.

Could it be that the "female" who wanted to "join" his "PAC" turned out to be the catalyst to this tardrage? After all, we haven't heard about it in a long time, and the timing would kind of fit.

Wouldn't that just be the cherry on this shit sundae of his? It would be absolutely perfect.