I swear, Russ is just starting to sound like Smeagol in his court documents:
"Greer would've had his precious Swift, but the KIWI FARMS kept it away from him! Yes they did! Then Greer was man-handled and discriminated by the security of Ariana Grande! Ariana was very unkind to Greer, because of his facial disability. Greer lied and said the concert was fun, but Greer was deeply hurt, yes he was! All he wanted was an apology! Greer was fuming when Skordas berated him openly like that! Greer, he'll sue them, he'll sue them all! Then they'll all see! Greer will have his precious then! It will be all Greer's!"
And as an aside, is Russ actually 4'9"?
Fun fact, Taylor Swift is a fucking amazon, she's 5'11" (I previously thought she only wore flats because she's trying to look cute and quirky, but it's actually probably because when she wears heels she feels lightheaded from the air getting so thin up there).
There isn't really much of a point to that, I just find it hilarious. Rough depiction of what they'd look like as a couple at events:
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I was going to say he'd have to climb her like a boss from Shadow of the Colossus just to give her a kiss, but then I recalled he's physically incapable of ever kissing anyone. That would be a sad thought if we were talking about anyone except Russ. With Russ it just seems like poetic justice.

