Megathread Jonathan Yaniv's disgusting hatchet vagina

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When do you think JonBoy will be healed? No, not from the installation of the 270 degree arse crack, but the 1st degree 70% full body burn that Ariana delivered. I would like to meet her mum. She raised a fierce daughter.

His Twitter is cycling through the free version of the inspirational quotes, drawing comments from those who are able to relate them back to his history. Nothing worth reporting, his detractors there are just a step above the repetitive vitriolic mob at @Meow Mix site.

His bigboy court issues loom large, cute puppy notwithstanding, He is caught in a legal riptide and is too stupid to move into calmer water. He’s never getting a custodial sentence, but being incapable of compliance, any conditions will chafe harder than his soggy pads. Meltdown v resentful acceptance? The odds would favour him getting angry and breaching his court conditions and that might get him a few hours or an overnight in a local jail.
That will be a saga as you know that his Bovine Rights will be breached every minute they don’t provide OJ and pads, insulin and chocolate cake. The transfer to hospital when he “collapses“ will be a logistical nightmare.
He really should book himself into a facility. Voluntary self admission is his best play here.
 
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When do you think JonBoy will be healed? No, not from the installation of the 270 degree arse crack, but the 1st degree 70% full body burn that Ariana delivered. I would like to meet her mum. She raised a fierce daughter.

His Twitter is cycling through the free version of the inspirational quotes, drawing comments from those who are able to relate them back to his history. Nothing worth reporting, his detractors there are just a step above the repetitive vitriolic mob at @Meow Mix site.

His bigboy court issues loom large, cute puppy notwithstanding, He is caught in a legal riptide and is too stupid to move into calmer water. He’s never getting a custodial sentence, but being incapable of compliance, any conditions will chafe harder than his soggy pads. Meltdown v resentful acceptance? The odds would favour him getting angry and breaching his court conditions and that might get him a few hours or an overnight in a local jail.
That will be a saga as you know that his Bovine Rights will be breached every minute they don’t provide OJ and pads, insulin and chocolate cake. The transfer to hospital when he “collapses“ will be a logistical nightmare.
He really should book himself into a facility. Voluntary self admission is his best play here.
What about the therapist he was ordered to see & then had it removed? He was gonna see hos own or some shit.
THAT is what I'd like to see him sentenced to. One he can't quit seeing, one he didn't pick.
& maybe another psych eval.
He could get a suspended sentence with probation.
I don't know about Canada, in the states if you're on probation, it can be tossed if you violate ANY conditions. It can be a separate charge on top of what the violation was.
He's still on probation for the weapons charge correct?

THAT'S what I want to see, the courts & human services ordering him around instead of him telling them what, where & when.
Do they do anger management classes as a condition of probation in leafland?
There again, make him do shit, once a week for a year. We all know he'd screw it up in a matter of months.

Imagine our boy in a group full of angry men or women? I can see him going right to the courts "they're all transphobes including the instructor"
 
Imagine our boy in a group full of angry men or women? I can see him going right to the courts "they're all transphobes including the instructor"
Without miriam as back up I see him sitting there all docile, shit scared to say anything to anyone - he's only good for gobbing off on Twitter/Facebook or to TikTok 12 year olds, that's when we get to see him trying to sound like a street smart ghetto gangsta wannabe. yaniv hiding in an underground car park, cowering from Chris Elston, still one of the funniest vids I've watched. :lit:
 
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Why don't they remove the prostate when they do dickchop? It seems like the castration wouldn't be complete as long as he has a prostate.
The removal can cause bladder issues (puncture, scarring, nerve damage, infection) which is why prostate cancer treatment has other preferred methods and surgical removal is a last resort. Enlarged prostates, affecting 9 out of 10 men as they age, are still an issue even in trannies. The presence of an inverted surgical meat tube adjacent to the tetchy little gland in a very old man is a complication most urologists would rather avoid. Sadly, or amusingly, the side effects of trans surgery on the urinary system are similar to one symptom of prostate cancer, urinary incontinence. This cartoon from a UK site is hilarious. They should be forced to publish Yaniv photos or be sued for false advertising.
 

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Sorry but you can choose options with or without labia minora
EDIT: NSFL Jesus Christ I read the text but I just realized there are photos of the entire procedure...why would anyone do that to themselves is beyond my comprehension

https://www.hindawi.com/journals/tswj/2014/638919/


What on earth would they try to make labia minora out of? Also, there is no way I’m clicking that fucking link. I need what’s left of my sanity.
 
That doesn't even look like a vagina, it looks like an extended asscrack.
Well, philosophers have been kept awake at night for millennia wondering why pissing, shitting, and fucking all take place within a few inches of each other on the human body...

Maniv has reduced that distance to zero inches. God only knows what the great thinkers of the world would have to say about that.
 
Well, philosophers have been kept awake at night for millennia wondering why pissing, shitting, and fucking all take place within a few inches of each other on the human body...

Maniv has reduced that distance to zero inches. God only knows what the great thinkers of the world would have to say about that.
Or as Rabelais put it, "why the gods hath lodged our joys and filths so near."

P.S.: ladies, please do make sure to wipe from FRONT to BACK. NOT from back to front.

Thank you.
 
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Well, philosophers have been kept awake at night for millennia wondering why pissing, shitting, and fucking all take place within a few inches of each other on the human body...

Maniv has reduced that distance to zero inches. God only knows what the great thinkers of the world would have to say about that.
They would recognize him as the eunuch that he has chosen to become. And sealed the axe wound with hot pitch.
 
The best thing about Yaniv is that he is just cunning enough to do things like strong arm the Canadian government into paying for his dick chopping surgery. But he's not smart enough to realize instead of the child's genitals he was envisioning, he will get this gaping rotting cloaca. A wound that, unless he forces it open every day, will try to seal closed. Because even the cloaca knows it's a Thing That Should Not Be.
 
The best thing about Yaniv is that he is just cunning enough to do things like strong arm the Canadian government into paying for his dick chopping surgery. But he's not smart enough to realize instead of the child's genitals he was envisioning, he will get this gaping rotting cloaca. A wound that, unless he forces it open every day, will try to seal closed. Because even the cloaca knows it's a Thing That Should Not Be.
"Cloaca Maxima" i.e, "Supreme Sewer" in latin.
 
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