On a fucking family vacation with her children. You are almost 40, Ryann. No one thinks you are the cool hot mom. You are the fat-as-fuck, dumb as a box of rocks, white trash mom who thinks everyone wants her. Here is a big hint: no one does.
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This is why you can't get a man.
Is it me or is the “I look so good on my knees” photoset with kneeling mouth open shot just an advert for new cakejohns? A preview of what you’ll get if you book today, one week rent payment minimum?
Nobody takes pictures of themselves on their knees, mouth open wide and tongue lolling out, captioned, “I look sooo good on my knees WINK WINK” unless they are sex workers or desperate, like ten-on-a-one-to-five-scale, “I’ll take a blow to the face so long as you look at me while you’re doing it” attention whores. Tess IS a massive attention whore, but I feel like she’s also trying to drum up new local business.
Also please note she has two kneeling photos of
different suits. She struggled and sweated into a suit, hunkered down on her giant knees, took photos of it, then got UP, changed out of suit and into a different suit, got BACK down on the floor in the same position, took more pics. The shadows from her knees on the floor haven’t moved more than maybe 20 minutes tops. Curtains and bedspread have not moved. Only change is clothing tossed about in suitcase and on bed.
She did these photos consecutively, because that’s what you do when you’re on “totally relaxing for real vacay” with your family. Take many pictures of you in multiple swimsuits down on your knees in front of a hotel mirror. Definitely NOT taking the opportunity to swap out bikinis and brush your hair to the other side to lure in more johns with one “smouldering temptress glare” in the orange suit and one “submissive widdle blowjob offerer” in the second.
Personally, I think her Cluster B runs so deep that she’s personally offended that her own half-brother isn’t panting with lust over his dad’s butter golem mistake from 35 years ago flaunting her folds in a “family friendly” bikini that she had to storm inside and take nasty pictures for the internet. Her poor sons. They’re gonna be so fucked up.
Didn’t want to mention it before but I 100% believe Tess would think, “I bet my half-brother probably thinks I’m hot, hee hee, people will probably mistake me for his girlfriend, that’s how young I still look. He’s going to be so upset we’re related, teen boys are horny for all hot bikini girls, it’s only natural he’ll be into me, ah well!”
Classic boundary-obliterating narcissism. Like those creepy narc moms who dress absurdly young and insist everyone mistakes them for their teenage son’s girlfriend while out shopping, isn’t that
so crazy??
