TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

I have been out of the loop for about 18 months with spoony. Is he back home with his parents now? Is he still tweeting about doom and gloom? Does he still look like Kayako from The Grudge suffering from HIV and Acne?
He is not in the Chicago home as it went and sold on the market and we don't know where he is. Presumably with his parents in Arizona but since he's been totally quiet for all we know he's secretly living in the crawlspace beneath the house.
 
It didn't even derail it from what I understand. All that happened was LordKat rolled a random animal chart for the guard's heraldry and it landed on bees; the players laughed at the guards with bees on their armor and LordKat laughed along with them. Pretty normal D&D stuff tbf.

Then Spoony joined and shit all over the players.
The problem is, and Spoony has admitted he hates this in several Counter Monkey videos, Noah has always taken the game seriously and cannot stand it when other people treat role playing as a joke and riff on the whole thing. It doesn't matter that LordKat was cool with it, Spoony wasn't and that's all that matters to him.
 
I'm sad Lordkat privated all his videos, his D&D sessions were a lot of hours of entertainment. Jason was a very smart DM because his players would sabotage the campaign at every turn. One of my favorite moments was when the group came upon the big bad boss who was Satan. They decided to not fight Satan and instead sold their souls and then had to go fight the good guys they were working for.

This makes me think of his Shadowrun campaign. What if instead of sending an elite death squad to kill his players, Noah thought on his feet. They are now wanted fugitives, they cannot use public resources, everything has to be underground. In the shadows, for a better term.

I think the last time I heard anything about D&D from Noah was the Counter Monkey episode about how he was DMing a new group and attacked them with a baboon or something.
 
I think the last time I heard anything about D&D from Noah was the Counter Monkey episode about how he was DMing a new group and attacked them with a baboon or something.
Yeah, that was a Pathfinder game he ran back in 2014 for some CA people. I think it was Brad's character that got attacked by the baboon. The Counter Monkey in question:


To my knowledge, that very campaign was the last time Spoony ever played a tabletop RPG.
 
Yeah, that was a Pathfinder game he ran back in 2014 for some CA people. I think it was Brad's character that got attacked by the baboon. The Counter Monkey in question:


To my knowledge, that very campaign was the last time Spoony ever played a tabletop RPG.
That fuckin snowflake sure made sure to turn off comments and even likes on everything. That narcissism was a big clue of how he'd end up a few years later. On his forums the red dragon did his work for him a lot, but jeez he took that 'FUCK YOU' attitude to all levels.
 
It's akin to someone giving a speech and some asshole barging up and interrupting him. Like those 2 BLM protestors (or whatever the fuck they were) who interrupted Bernie Sanders. Same attitude or intention.
That was so cool. Bernie sitting out his own rally was hilarious, LOL.

Anyway, that campaign was garbage and I shared Spoony's frustration. LordKat lost his grip on it like everything else. He got his split second in the limelight railing on Spoony about E3. That loser woulda got kicked from E3 regardless, as evidenced by Spoony getting invited to the next one, while he wasn't.

Oh... lest anyone suspect I might be praising Spoony in any way: *Deep breath* All Spoony had to do was keep up his schedule, put out reviews ..blabla. But he's too lazy and sad...blabla. (yawn)
All good?
 
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Imagine if Noah's parents have put a parental block on his devices as a 40 year old man so he can only access job search sites.
genuinely I wonder what kind of job spoony could get. I'd love him to be working in a supermarket when suddenly his manager recognises him and goes, 'weren't you that spoony guy? Yeah I remember you! I saw you one time do a cameo on a Brad Jones video'
 
Yeah, that was a Pathfinder game he ran back in 2014 for some CA people. I think it was Brad's character that got attacked by the baboon. The Counter Monkey in question:


To my knowledge, that very campaign was the last time Spoony ever played a tabletop RPG.
I remember that episode, that was a fun story.
Counter Monkey shows that Noah does have talent. Even though he goes on countless tangents, the real passion he has for the subject makes them still enjoyable.
While his old internet angry review style videos show their age, I think he could have done Vlogs or streams and been fine.
His huge weakness back when he actually did shit was that he constantly sperged out at his viewers, insulted them, belittled them, generally was a huge Asshole.
If I had any advice to Spoony if he started producing again would be to ignore chat completely. He clearly can't handle it without being a giant cunt.
 
He's probably homeless right now, half heartedly sucking dick for dog food to share with a filthy looking Oreo.
It's a possibility, but I don't think his parents or Miles would send him out. Unless he truly burned all his bridges with his family, I think he's probably just in a spare bedroom somewhere to spend the rest of his life.
 
genuinely I wonder what kind of job spoony could get. I'd love him to be working in a supermarket when suddenly his manager recognises him and goes, 'weren't you that spoony guy? Yeah I remember you! I saw you one time do a cameo on a Brad Jones video'


Why would a supermarket manager even hire him? They likely get plenty of applications from people with bad CVs or a lack of education, but are willing to work. Noah has zero work ethic, can't even get out of bed before midday, won't do anything physical, has a terrible attitude towards people and won't be told what to do.
 
Why would a supermarket manager even hire him? They likely get plenty of applications from people with bad CVs or a lack of education, but are willing to work. Noah has zero work ethic, can't even get out of bed before midday, won't do anything physical, has a terrible attitude towards people and won't be told what to do.
All he's done on twitter is make himself unemployable and an incel for life. No woman or employer could possibly skip past it all.

He reminds me of marzgurl in some ways, who destroyed herself with #kickvic/#ctc. Bosses don't really like it when you bash them after you're done and word gets around. Hardcore bashing people isn't a good look, especially when using your real freaking name attached.
 
He is not in the Chicago home as it went and sold on the market and we don't know where he is. Presumably with his parents in Arizona but since he's been totally quiet for all we know he's secretly living in the crawlspace beneath the house.
This motherfucker does less than a pot plant for YEARS and the only habbonging happens to happen on the 3 weeks I've taken to spend time with other human beings in the sun? I guess he will have that tiny win in the end, staring at a piece of cardboard with a twitter feed drawn on it in charcoal.
 
Why would a supermarket manager even hire him? They likely get plenty of applications from people with bad CVs or a lack of education, but are willing to work. Noah has zero work ethic, can't even get out of bed before midday, won't do anything physical, has a terrible attitude towards people and won't be told what to do.
I presume Noah would qualify for that thing where a business has to hire one person with a disability. In Noah's case the disability is rigor mortis
 
One more display of how vile of a person the Hog actually is, under all the pretend holiness.
>THE MEDIA TOLD ME THE TWO GIRLS WHO ADOPTED THE STRAY KITTEN OUT OF THE GOODNESS OF THEIR HEARTS ARE ACTUALLY KIDNAPPERS BECAUSE OF SOME RETARDED REASON. FUCK THOSE BITCHES!
Not even a kitten would love the Hog.
 

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One more display of how vile of a person the Hog actually is, under all the pretend holiness.
>THE MEDIA TOLD ME THE TWO GIRLS WHO ADOPTED THE STRAY KITTEN OUT OF THE GOOD OF THEIR HEARTS ARE ACTUALLY KIDNAPPERS BECAUSE OF SOME RETARDED REASON. FUCK THOSE BITCHES!
Not even a kitten would love the Hog.
The warthog really is a vile SJW. I can sometimes almost pity her, but then again she always comes back with the 'SCREW YOU' attitude.
 
One more display of how vile of a person the Hog actually is, under all the pretend holiness.
>THE MEDIA TOLD ME THE TWO GIRLS WHO ADOPTED THE STRAY KITTEN OUT OF THE GOOD OF THEIR HEARTS ARE ACTUALLY KIDNAPPERS BECAUSE OF SOME RETARDED REASON. FUCK THOSE BITCHES!
Not even a kitten would love the Hog.
The story talks about people who tried to steal a kitten from a cat cafe that's...kind of a normal reaction.
 
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