Chris court appearance

[Fapcop]

Surprisingly good take, actually.

Unlike certain speds on YouTube, he didn’t go the route of: “OMG! CHRIS IS GOING TO JAIL FOR A DECADE!”

But explained that we really don’t know what’ll happen next because there are too many unknowns.

An interview with Bella would be interesting, though I gotta admit I thought she was smarter than this.

Nothing she can say can get folks off her back or make her look better, the smart thing would be the ‘ol “keep a low profile and let people forget”.

Maybe she got more stans and simps than we thought?

 

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Surprisingly good take, actually.

Unlike certain speds on YouTube, he didn’t go the route of: “OMG! CHRIS IS GOING TO JAIL FOR A DECADE!”

But explained that we really don’t know what’ll happen next because there are too many unknowns.

An interview with Bella would be interesting, though I gotta admit I thought she was smarter than this.

Nothing she can say can get folks off her back or make her look better, the smart thing would be the ‘ol “keep a low profile and let people forget”.

Maybe she got more stans and simps than we thought?

Thinking she's going to be the most famous troll in history suggests a few things -- an incredibly bloated ego, sociopathy, and narcissism.

I.e., it's physically impossible for her to just keep a low profile and let people forget. She HAS to make them remember her but ONLY in the way SHE wants to be remembered.

 

[Catloaf]

Surprisingly good take, actually.

Unlike certain speds on YouTube, he didn’t go the route of: “OMG! CHRIS IS GOING TO JAIL FOR A DECADE!”

But explained that we really don’t know what’ll happen next because there are too many unknowns.

An interview with Bella would be interesting, though I gotta admit I thought she was smarter than this.

Nothing she can say can get folks off her back or make her look better, the smart thing would be the ‘ol “keep a low profile and let people forget”.

Maybe she got more stans and simps than we thought?

Yeah but looking at the video thumbnail, it screams clickbait.

 

[Fapcop]

Thinking she's going to be the most famous troll in history suggests a few things -- an incredibly bloated ego, sociopathy, and narcissism.

I.e., it's physically impossible for her to just keep a low profile and let people forget. She HAS to make them remember her but ONLY in the way SHE wants to be remembered.

Delusional. She’s more of a fail troll than anything. Releasing chatlogs that sends Chris in the slammer isn’t trolling, more of a civic duty, lol!

So she’s a sociopath and a failed troll. Hardly the stuff of legends.

Yeah but looking at the video thumbnail, it screams clickbait.

Clickbait thumbnails?! On YouTube?! Since when did that become a thing?!

 

[WaveBreak]

Chris would lose that shit in a day. He’d watch cartoons loudly in his cell and laugh like a retard. That’s if he’s not jumped for it in the first 5 minutes.

not to mention all the weens who would immediately report it for the epic win

 

[A Flying Nun]

how do you make a 12 minute commentary video over something as simple as "Chris got a court hearing, acted autistic"

IIRC ads don't start paying out worthwhile money until your video is a minimum of 10 minutes.

That's how lol

 

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Clickbait thumbnails?! On YouTube?! Since when did that become a thing?!

Since it became public knowledge that Youtube's software basically kills any recommendations for videos that do not have a human face + text in the thumbnail.

 

[Skeletor]

I didn't know about the test but I have seen people here theorize about Kleinfelter's for years. Honestly, his body is in really bad shape even for Hypotonia.

He’s never done the slightest bit of exercise in his life, he’s sliding into his 40s and he eats garbage,you don’t need some exotic genetic malfunction to explain his body shape.

 

[Josterman]

how do you make a 12 minute commentary video over something as simple as "Chris got a court hearing, acted autistic"
jfc these new youtube commentary channels are complete fucking faggotry

Edit: Oh, it´s the QuarterPound channel. Yea, an actual retard.

They are all retards

BELLA is trying to get an interview with him. (About 4 minutes 20 seconds in.)

still creepy and consideirng the recent info about her it makes it’s worse

As usual quarterpoundee manages to dribble out shit

he and every monetized YouTube’s who cover Chris are just whores for money

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

They are all retards

Criminally underrated statement in this thread.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Do you think we'll end up with a real diagnosis via the examinations Chris will undergo? I'd love to hear what a professional thinks. You're right, we've been armchair diagnosing him for years, but there's really not much else we can do.

Unless it's stated in open court or brought by the defense, no. That sort of thing is likely to remain under seal.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

He’s never done the slightest bit of exercise in his life, he’s sliding into his 40s and he eats garbage,you don’t need some exotic genetic malfunction to explain his body shape.

Never done the slightest bit of exercise? Don't tell me you've forgotten his epic feats of strength, such as sort of doing curls with 12-packs of canned lemonade, moving Patti's 10-ton doghouse a few yards, and parkaying through downtown Charlottesville for almost a third of a mile!

Seriously, though, that period where Chris was trying to prove he was some kind of Herculean demigod was never fails to make me laugh my ass off.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Unless it's stated in open court or brought by the defense, no. That sort of thing is likely to remain under seal.

There will almost certainly be a reference to the findings in open court but I doubt we'd ever see the full document.

 

[RodgerDodger]

We won't be getting any new Chris content until his next court appearance and people are just arguing the same tired armchair psychology theories page after page. I want to hear more about the guy that got cucked by a sped.

I Know. It's so long to wait for the next episode of Sonichu's Love Quest.

Damit Tranch Davidians! How long does it take you to put together an 80's tv style rescue plot to break your "sister" out of jail?

 

[Mason Verger]

Seriously, though, that period where Chris was trying to prove he was some kind of Herculean demigod was never fails to make me laugh my ass off.

See I consider some of that era to actually be “positive trolling”. He was motivated, he was fighting for something. People need external conflict in their lives. Hell, he even one-upped the trolls a few times back then.

 

[Iron Hamster]

how do you make a 12 minute commentary video over something as simple as "Chris got a court hearing, acted autistic"
jfc these new youtube commentary channels are complete fucking faggotry

Edit: Oh, it´s the QuarterPound channel. Yea, an actual retard.

All I took from that is he thinks he's not a lolcow.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

See I consider some of that era to actually be “positive trolling”. He was motivated, he was fighting for something. People need external conflict in their lives. Hell, he even one-upped the trolls a few times back then.

That's a fair point, and it is kind of a pity that whole phase didn't lead to long-term improvement in Chris' life. Still, he went about his self-improvement in such an inept way, especially when he was estimating that a 12-pack of lemonade cans weighed 50 lbs.

 

[King Kiwi]

All I took from that is he thinks he's not a lolcow.

Chris has never looked at himself in a negative manner, he's always thought everyone else was the problem.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Chris has never looked at himself in a negative manner, he's always thought everyone else was the problem.

Well he's half right.

 

[Niggernerd]

Here is the quarterpunder take

Wtf is that thumbnail. Just waiting for the title CALLING CHRISCHAN AT 3AM (GONE WRONG) (TRIGGER WARNING:RACISM)