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Sektur related multimedia megathread - Memes, videos and creative writings!
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Short poem:
American Degenerate Ethan, Wigger Or Neanderthal?
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Behold! The transformation of a man that can't stop winning. 2019 to 2021.
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Thanks for the laughs, Sunrise:
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Only an alog will understand this one.
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I made a matte stinger transition for OBS based on your spinning guntjak!
The audio will even come though on your streams!
How to add to OBS
Go to the "Scene Transitions" pane and select "Add Stinger" and name your transition, then make sure that it's selected.
Once it's selected, click the gear and select "Properties"
Click "Browse" and browse to this video file.
Check "Use a Track Matte" and select "Same file, side-by-side (stinger on the left, track matte on the right)"
Press "OK" and you should now have a guntspin transition on your OBS!
@Null notice me and use my transition, senpai
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I posted this in the Bitch Alaska thread, but in the second part of Oki's Weird Stories' documentary on Jacob Wohl, their is a (very) brief glimpse of the Gunt along with Baked as they celebrate Wohl achieveing Twitter infamy fame once again, beginning here:
Here is a snippet I made using VLC, though it's far from perfect:
I worked hard trying to make this clip, spent over twenty minutes trying to get it right but not getting the results I wanted, if anyone could make a better clip than this, that'd be most appreciated.
I worked hard trying to make this clip, spent over twenty minutes trying to get it right but not getting the results I wanted, if anyone could make a better clip than this, that'd be most appreciated.
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Sunrise with the kino as usual:
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Ethan posted a photo of him standing next to some luchador statue and it gave me divine inspiration.
is there a way to find out the size of the statue? apparently tortilla factory statues tend to be something like this:
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Abstract Emotional Ralph Poojack. A representation of how Ralph feels day to day.
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Creating shitty gunt content with random AIs:
THE GUNT SEX TAPE: PART 2
(opening credits)
INT. NIGHTCLUB - CONTINUOUS
ETHAN
Damn, okay, do we have to do this?
PANTSU
Yeah, do i have to do this?
GATOR
Just tell me what it is.
i'm watching the air, copy.
Ethan and Pantsu see Gator staring at them from across
the room. Ethan looks nervous. Pantsu grows more nervous
as the club rocks with a rowdy crowd. Pantsu finally
nods off. Ethan leans over to grab her arm, but she's
suddenly grabbing his face. They wrestle each other
around the room. Ethan throws her onto the floor and
begins to choke her. Pantsu's on top of him and then
discovers. She bites his hand. Hits him in the head
with a foot, knocking him out. She jumps to her feet
and head butts him in the head and knocks him out cold.
She climbs on top of him, gets on his head, pulls out
his throat and chokes him until he passes out. Ethan's
on the floor in pain. a few clubgoers point and gasp.
Pantsu watches Gator watch them. She picks up his beer
can and blows on it. Some cheers from the crowd.
PANTSU
i had you now.
i got the crack pipe from the pain.
So what's in the bag?
ETHAN
My dick. You know, it's about time.
He reaches inside the bag and pulls out the giant penis
condom that he gave her earlier. He hands it topantsu.
Pantsu opens it and notices. insert penis condom--
2 heads bobbing for air as the dick in the middle throbs.
You can actually see the lights above enter the helmet.
PANTSU
God, it's bigger than this.
Man, your balls are really a big size cock.
GATOR
Shoulda picked up my vibrating dick.
ETHAN
Yeah, it's okay. i got it. It's been lovin' my balls.
Pantsu looks at the butt of the penis condom. There's
a little dildo in there. She's strangely touched. She
digs in her pocket for the dildo. She holds it up for
a better look. There's some blood on it. She takes
it with her and puts it in the condom. She does the
same to the head of the penis condom. a few clubgoers
look at her.
ETHAN
Oh, shit.
PANONCOLOMBIAN WOMAN
Was he kinky?
PANTSU WOMAN
Yeah. But you guys aren't supposed to use big ones on dicks.
GATOR
At least there's a little blood on them, he can's not supposed to.
Pantsupped come. Pantsupped. If i got the scrotum on it. It stung with these big cock taint bad. They keep you get fucked to shit. They can't do it.
ETHAN
we hurt 'cause we ripped our denim trousers.
Now we can pee later.
PANTSU BUD Y (UNDOO
It's not our. Squirtuy. shit.
GATOR
It's like the manna fly off. Well it's not our cock.
It can still fly off. a woman crawls out of my hands. It can still fly off.
ETHAN
You can still pee later.
PANTHEY GATOR
Yas no fly. Natch. Yas no fly. yes. An ya buzz (sex again!
It can still fly off. Ack, no sex again. Then, fang again.
ETHANCHICK (ONES FORE
Sure. Good bye.
INT. NIGHTCLUB - CONTINUOUS
ETHAN
Damn, okay, do we have to do this?
PANTSU
Yeah, do i have to do this?
GATOR
Just tell me what it is.
i'm watching the air, copy.
Ethan and Pantsu see Gator staring at them from across
the room. Ethan looks nervous. Pantsu grows more nervous
as the club rocks with a rowdy crowd. Pantsu finally
nods off. Ethan leans over to grab her arm, but she's
suddenly grabbing his face. They wrestle each other
around the room. Ethan throws her onto the floor and
begins to choke her. Pantsu's on top of him and then
discovers. She bites his hand. Hits him in the head
with a foot, knocking him out. She jumps to her feet
and head butts him in the head and knocks him out cold.
She climbs on top of him, gets on his head, pulls out
his throat and chokes him until he passes out. Ethan's
on the floor in pain. a few clubgoers point and gasp.
Pantsu watches Gator watch them. She picks up his beer
can and blows on it. Some cheers from the crowd.
PANTSU
i had you now.
i got the crack pipe from the pain.
So what's in the bag?
ETHAN
My dick. You know, it's about time.
He reaches inside the bag and pulls out the giant penis
condom that he gave her earlier. He hands it topantsu.
Pantsu opens it and notices. insert penis condom--
2 heads bobbing for air as the dick in the middle throbs.
You can actually see the lights above enter the helmet.
PANTSU
God, it's bigger than this.
Man, your balls are really a big size cock.
GATOR
Shoulda picked up my vibrating dick.
ETHAN
Yeah, it's okay. i got it. It's been lovin' my balls.
Pantsu looks at the butt of the penis condom. There's
a little dildo in there. She's strangely touched. She
digs in her pocket for the dildo. She holds it up for
a better look. There's some blood on it. She takes
it with her and puts it in the condom. She does the
same to the head of the penis condom. a few clubgoers
look at her.
ETHAN
Oh, shit.
PANONCOLOMBIAN WOMAN
Was he kinky?
PANTSU WOMAN
Yeah. But you guys aren't supposed to use big ones on dicks.
GATOR
At least there's a little blood on them, he can's not supposed to.
Pantsupped come. Pantsupped. If i got the scrotum on it. It stung with these big cock taint bad. They keep you get fucked to shit. They can't do it.
ETHAN
we hurt 'cause we ripped our denim trousers.
Now we can pee later.
PANTSU BUD Y (UNDOO
It's not our. Squirtuy. shit.
GATOR
It's like the manna fly off. Well it's not our cock.
It can still fly off. a woman crawls out of my hands. It can still fly off.
ETHAN
You can still pee later.
PANTHEY GATOR
Yas no fly. Natch. Yas no fly. yes. An ya buzz (sex again!
It can still fly off. Ack, no sex again. Then, fang again.
ETHANCHICK (ONES FORE
Sure. Good bye.
Ethan Ralph was thinking about Shannon Gaines again. Shannon was a simple broom with obese bellies and fat arms.
Ethan walked over to the window and reflected on his dismal surroundings. He had always loved desolate Guntsville with its confused, clear Crack shacks. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel angry.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a simple figure of Shannon Gaines.
Ethan gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a vindictive, short tempered, whiskey drinker with short bellies and miniscule arms. His friends saw him as a harsh, hushed hog. Once, he had even brought a muddy toddler back from the brink of death.
But not even a vindictive person who had once brought a muddy toddler back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Shannon had in store today.
The gloomy teased like hollering pigs, making Ethan smug. Ethan grabbed a sharp bottle that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As Ethan stepped outside and Shannon came closer, he could see the easy glint in his eye.
Shannon gazed with the affection of 5139 boring eager . He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want love."
Ethan looked back, even more smug and still fingering the sharp bottle. "Shannon, shut the flip up Gator," he replied.
They looked at each other with melancholic feelings, like two hard, helpful horses laughing at a very socially stunted livestream, which had rock music playing in the background and two obnoxious uncles screaming to the beat.
Suddenly, Shannon lunged forward and tried to punch Ethan in the face. Quickly, Ethan grabbed the sharp bottle and brought it down on Shannon's skull.
Shannon's obese bellies trembled and his fat arms wobbled. He looked bored, his emotions raw like a pickled, plastic pills.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Shannon Gaines was dead.
Ethan Ralph went back inside and made himself a nice glass of whiskey.
THE END
Ethan walked over to the window and reflected on his dismal surroundings. He had always loved desolate Guntsville with its confused, clear Crack shacks. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel angry.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the a simple figure of Shannon Gaines.
Ethan gulped. He glanced at his own reflection. He was a vindictive, short tempered, whiskey drinker with short bellies and miniscule arms. His friends saw him as a harsh, hushed hog. Once, he had even brought a muddy toddler back from the brink of death.
But not even a vindictive person who had once brought a muddy toddler back from the brink of death, was prepared for what Shannon had in store today.
The gloomy teased like hollering pigs, making Ethan smug. Ethan grabbed a sharp bottle that had been strewn nearby; he massaged it with his fingers.
As Ethan stepped outside and Shannon came closer, he could see the easy glint in his eye.
Shannon gazed with the affection of 5139 boring eager . He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want love."
Ethan looked back, even more smug and still fingering the sharp bottle. "Shannon, shut the flip up Gator," he replied.
They looked at each other with melancholic feelings, like two hard, helpful horses laughing at a very socially stunted livestream, which had rock music playing in the background and two obnoxious uncles screaming to the beat.
Suddenly, Shannon lunged forward and tried to punch Ethan in the face. Quickly, Ethan grabbed the sharp bottle and brought it down on Shannon's skull.
Shannon's obese bellies trembled and his fat arms wobbled. He looked bored, his emotions raw like a pickled, plastic pills.
Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Shannon Gaines was dead.
Ethan Ralph went back inside and made himself a nice glass of whiskey.
THE END
Verse 1
Oh, if the gunt was whiskey
I would jump right in it and drown
Oh, if the gunt was whiskey
And all the old boots
Pre-Chorus
Went down West from up North
Too bad I was blind and alone
Chorus
They say, dont show up with another colored bottle
Lead you to the gunt and pull out that old guitar
Buy some shoes and try to be a superstar
Well, I know a gunt that flows like the longest gunt
Verse 2
No one there they threw me down
I thought no one ever gave a damn
I thought no one ever gave a f**k
Since I left that gunt
Pre-Chorus
I wanna spend my time with someone like you
Running like a gunt in the fading sun
Chorus
They say, dont show up with another colored bottle
Lead you to the gunt and pull out that old guitar
Buy some shoes and try to be a superstar
Well, I know a gunt that flows like the longest gunt
Bridge
I was dirty, I was big
I was a gunt and you were the ocean
Chorus
They say, dont show up with another colored bottle
Lead you to the gunt and pull out that old guitar
Buy some shoes and try to be a superstar
Well, I know a gunt that flows like the longest gunt
Oh, if the gunt was whiskey
I would jump right in it and drown
Oh, if the gunt was whiskey
And all the old boots
Pre-Chorus
Went down West from up North
Too bad I was blind and alone
Chorus
They say, dont show up with another colored bottle
Lead you to the gunt and pull out that old guitar
Buy some shoes and try to be a superstar
Well, I know a gunt that flows like the longest gunt
Verse 2
No one there they threw me down
I thought no one ever gave a damn
I thought no one ever gave a f**k
Since I left that gunt
Pre-Chorus
I wanna spend my time with someone like you
Running like a gunt in the fading sun
Chorus
They say, dont show up with another colored bottle
Lead you to the gunt and pull out that old guitar
Buy some shoes and try to be a superstar
Well, I know a gunt that flows like the longest gunt
Bridge
I was dirty, I was big
I was a gunt and you were the ocean
Chorus
They say, dont show up with another colored bottle
Lead you to the gunt and pull out that old guitar
Buy some shoes and try to be a superstar
Well, I know a gunt that flows like the longest gunt
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That statue is nearly eight feet tall to reach a standard ceiling, and Ralph is half a head above the mid-way point, so tiny fatboy is confirmed. FIVE FOOT ONE MOTHERFUCKER, LET'S GOOOO!
GL09
kiwifarms.net
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Who will Ralph interview next?
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