As a feeeeemale, it’s not within my power to be as smart as Russ. I can only mentally suss out carb quantities in food and which squats make my butt most presentable to Cool Disabled Guys on twitter.
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@Fapcop Russ is infinitely more palatable than Lucas because Russ is actually willing to work a job and at least pretends to respect women in the most shallow, translucent way possible. Lucas swings between posting “I WILL FIST YOU UNF UNF UNF HONEY”, real quote, and then posting videos about how all little gen z whores in Spokane, another quote, need to stop fucking men who aren’t Lucas, and start fucking Lucas.
It’s Sophie’s Choice, but I’d pick Russ to be trapped in a room with for several hours, every time, over Lucas. At least Russ is a pipsqueak manlet who thinks muscle is built on the treadmill and not with weights and resistance. If he tried anything, I could beat his arse.
Lucas is infinitely scarier and more ovary-wilting because he has mass and height on his side, absolutely nothing to lose, and a history of detailing his most violent sexual fantasies to the world like they’re subtly inviting and not a massive creepy threat.
How bout my fellow feeeeeemales? Russ or Lucas, trapped in a room for an hour?