Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Why does Captain Britain look like a fucking troon? That's not how muscular and well built women look at all! There's plenty of examples out there of women weight lifters, fit women in the military, women who work construction jobs. Why did they draw a dude with a woman's head and a pair of bolt-ons who stands like a man?\

And in that earlier tweet, did Blobbo claim that when a woman works on her pecs, it flattens out the breasts because the muscle is taking up the space normally filled by breast tissue?

IS HE FUCKING STUPID? THAT'S NOT HOW TITS WORK! THAT'S NOT HOW THEY WORK AT ALL!!!

A woman with DD who does pec work isn't going to end up with flat C or D's, she's going to have DD's on top of her pecs.

Holy fuck, does Bob know ANYTHING about the human body or women?
 
Why does Captain Britain look like a fucking troon? That's not how muscular and well built women look at all!
For some reason women on Twitter need to feel justified that there is a burly woman out there who can out bench a dude - Despite 99% of these bitches being unable to do 3 push-ups without knees, lol.
 
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Why does Captain Britain look like a fucking troon? That's not how muscular and well built women look at all! There's plenty of examples out there of women weight lifters, fit women in the military, women who work construction jobs. Why did they draw a dude with a woman's head and a pair of bolt-ons who stands like a man?\

And in that earlier tweet, did Blobbo claim that when a woman works on her pecs, it flattens out the breasts because the muscle is taking up the space normally filled by breast tissue?

IS HE FUCKING STUPID? THAT'S NOT HOW TITS WORK! THAT'S NOT HOW THEY WORK AT ALL!!!

A woman with DD who does pec work isn't going to end up with flat C or D's, she's going to have DD's on top of her pecs.

Holy fuck, does Bob know ANYTHING about the human body or women?
They don't even call her Captain Britain which is really strange. It's just "Captain Carter". Not just in the episode itself, all the marketing and promo stuff calls her that.
 
I like when Bob talks about wooing women. It has real 13-year-old telling you about how he totally had sex with this girl, you wouldn’t know her, she’s from Canada energy.
I’d bet actual money the closest thing to a real vagina Bob has ever seen, let alone touched, is a handmade flashlight attached to a pillow with a printout of Princess Peach’s face on it.
I think if he ever actually "wooed women", they'd take screenshots for the police report.
 
They don't even call her Captain Britain which is really strange. It's just "Captain Carter". Not just in the episode itself, all the marketing and promo stuff calls her that.
Probably because there's already an actual Captain Britain. He was in a few old X-Men comics I read, but I don't really know anything about the character other than he was fucking...Psylocke? Or Psylocke's sister? I don't really remember.
 
Probably because there's already an actual Captain Britain. He was in a few old X-Men comics I read, but I don't really know anything about the character other than he was fucking...Psylocke? Or Psylocke's sister? I don't really remember.
He was a creation of Chris Claremont who wove him and his sister, Betsy into the X-Men mythos--despite the fact the Brian Braddock was not a mutant while Betsy was. He was a longtime member of Excalibur (essentially the X-Men's European branch) while Psylocke joined the X-Men in the eighties and had that body swap with an Asian assassin. Curiously, Captain Britain's origins are linked to Merlyn and the multiverse via Otherworld.
 
The thing that gets me the most about Bob is that he likes to larp as a renaissance man while behaving like a stereotypical caveman, he only really thinks about sex and inflicting pain on the people that anger him, however (thankfuly) he lacks the strength of a caveman so he'll never hurt someone, he'll only whine at people on Twitter until he dies, or until Twitter shutsdown.
 
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The driving force of the economy is -- don't you know? -- CONSOOM.
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I don't see China is "use(ing) Marx as a Corporate Sales Training Manual"; rather they've just quietly swept Marx under rug.

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Not only does Bobby know the underpinning of Chinese economy, he is well-versed in their geopolitics too.
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The woke will prop up Black Jesus no matter what.
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Covid
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It is okay for the media to lie, in order to forstall 600,000+ deaths.
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When Bobby can't think of a ready repartee, he waxes philosophical.
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"COMPARED TO WHAT?" Such a thought-provoking question. You see there is no absolutes in Bobby's moral systems, except all people he doesn't like should die.

Some nutter journo called Taylor Lorenz lets lose that she regularly picks on her hair and scalp that she rarely if ever not having an open wound on her scalp. Even Aimee Terese can sees this disclosure as manipulation. Bobby doesn't.
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Pretending to analyze how covid changed women characters in MCU, Bobby lets loose his misogyny.
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One defects in Marxism is that Marx didn't give prostitutes a due treatment, or envision their roles in bringing down Capitalism (Video by Jameela Jamil). But for Bobby, all that matters is whether the whore plays in capeshit or not.
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On second thought, it is better than Bobby doesn't opine outside of capeshit:
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Chu-chu and Bobby discusses Captain Carter's insufficient boobage. But they are not fetishists; you are.
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Angels talk capeshit:
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The driving force of the economy is -- don't you know? -- CONSOOM.
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I don't see China is "use(ing) Marx as a Corporate Sales Training Manual"; rather they've just quietly swept Marx under rug.
I have a friend who worked an early job cleaning out houses that had been repossessed by HUD. One of the things he mentions is that often in these places he would find things nicer than he had (and he wasn't lower class or anything) or there would be much nicer cars than he drove in the neighborhood.

In other words Bobby is not just as dumb as ever on economics (the government can't "give" clothes), but just on plain human nature.

SHUT THE FUCK UP, BOB! Nobody appointed you as Paul Fuckin' Harvey, you don't have to give "the rest of the story" to every DAMN. THING!

"Don't all die"? For FUCKS sake, Bob, this plague hasn't even reached the top 10 as percentages go. This is why his Paul Harvey know-it-all bit just rages me. There are actual african countries starving now because of the damn lockdown and food distribution disruptions worldwide. Where's Bobby know-it-all schtick in relation to that? Where's all his concern for black people now? Oh no, it's all about how a disease with a 99% survival rate is going to kill us all. Let's starve millions to prevent a thousand coofs.

Chu-chu and Bobby discusses Captain Carter's insufficient boobage. But they are not fetishists; you are.
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Less at Bobby, it just bugs me this whole, "guy reasonably explains his point" and the replies of "lol why you so mad?" Like, where is he mad?
 
The thing that gets me the most about Bob is that he likes to larp as a renaissance man while behaving like a stereotypical caveman, he only really thinks about sex and inflicting pain on the people that anger him, however (thankfuly) he lacks the strength of a caveman so he'll never hurt someone, he'll only whine at people on Twitter until he dies, or until Twitter shutsdown.
Someone needs to tweet this first part at him and watch him chimp out at being called 'unevolved'.

Less at Bobby, it just bugs me this whole, "guy reasonably explains his point" and the replies of "lol why you so mad?" Like, where is he mad?
"He's right, and I don't like that. So, I'll just say he's mad and then that'll mean I've won! I'm so amazing!"

Also, it's hilarious that Bob is talking about someone else being mad when he admits his default his anger, which somehow makes him superior.
 
His desperate obsession with trying to come up with a reply to every Glenn Greenwald tweet is getting sad.
On second thought, it is better than Bobby doesn't opine outside of capeshit:
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The Nazis were thrown in prison, outlawed as a political organization, banned from public speaking, etc. on the regular by the Weimar authorities, not to mention the regular violence between them and the Communists that resulted in plenty of casualties. Despite, or perhaps because of, all that they still had the problem of over half of the country turning against the Republic itself.
 
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