Trashfire 07/08/2021: Gunt VS Matthew Vickers, Battle of Custody Begins

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Peen]

I don't feel so good Vicker's Bros, I think Ralph's won this. The judge even said he's a big fan of the Killstream and he's ordering Twitter to reinstate Gator!

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Would you put it past the Ralpha-Male to browse twitter during a hearing that could see him legally forbidden to contact his baby momma and his son?
I sure as fuck wouldn't

Not at all, but it was supposed to start an hour ago and I don't see any reason why the trial would be very long. I'm sure the judge ruled in favor of Vickers after 15 minutes.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

Not at all, but it was supposed to start an hour ago and I don't see any reason why the trial would be very long. I'm sure the judge ruled in favor of Vickers after 15 minutes.

I wouldn't be suprised if Ralph was late to the hearing and that would make it go on longer, he's been late to every other event in his life so why break that streak for his son?

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

You can’t cross into America yet through the land borders with Canada. And pretty sure attending / ministering a tranny wedding is not a valid reason.

Andy can officiate the wedding via Zoom.

 

[Tom Myers]

MIND GAMES playlist on Spotify++

 

[Keranu]

Someone on Telegram shared this recent tweet from Ralph's twittah

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1426299510217662464?s=20

 

[MediocreMilt]

Someone on Telegram shared this recent tweet from Ralph's twittah

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1426299510217662464?s=20

Does that mean he beat the TRO or that he's happy to stuff his face tonight?

 

[Truly Rural]

So another continuation I guess?
edit: Like when he won in the traffic court and has to go to traffic school instead of prison.

 

[Edilg]

Is this all gonna be sealed because of family court?

 

[JewBacca]

Is this all gonna be sealed because of family court?

This isn't a family court issue. It's a simple restraining order.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

I don't feel so good Vicker's Bros, I think Ralph's won this. The judge even said he's a big fan of the Killstream and he's ordering Twitter to reinstate Gator!

Was the Judge on the docket named The Honourable Mr. Gaines?

Does that mean he beat the TRO or that he's happy to stuff his face tonight?

Engagement party with Pantsus disappointed father and any aunts, uncles and cousins of the tranny horse at the Olive Garden maybe?

 

[Popper Whiting]

Ralph won half a dozen of these in the settlement.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

Ralph won half a dozen of these in the settlement.


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I have it on good authority that Ralph was also given dibs on any and all trash-burgers he found

 

[Haru Okumura]

Ethan just made the following statement about the court hearing (emphasis mine):

"I'm gonna say something at the top of the show and then I'm probably not gonna talk about this again for a long long time if ever. So, there's been a lot written and a lot said about my child even before he was born and it's unfortunate that he's been brought into all this online stuff but, uhh, I mean that's just how it goes I guess. So this'll probably be the only time I address this, but no I have not forgotten about my child or anything like that regardless of what anybody said and I will be going to the usual avenues and the court system to, uhh, to exercise parental rights and all that. So there's been a lot of lies said, a lot of bullshit spread over the past year about that score, uhh, and so I'm just gonna say that right here at the top of the show, I don't want anyone on the panel to weigh in, I'm not talking about anything else having to do with anything surrounding that-this issue, uhh, but I just want to put that out for the record, and Alexander, son, I love you and thank you very much whenever you see this (laughter) 15 years down the line, whatever day it is, uhh, so that's my statement about that and feel free to clip it if you would like."

Notably, he didn't say a single word or even allude to the existence of either Matthew or Faith Vickers, and indeed seemed to go out of his way to avoid doing so.

 

[Perspicacity]

Ethan just made the following statement about the court hearing (emphasis mine):

(Who the fuck is Alexander? Ralph will be asking himself for about 18 years.)

 

[MediocreMilt]

Sounds like DADDY VICKERS ABORTED THE RETORT (IN COURT)!

Also, Ralph was NOT in court on Monday, nor the Monday the hearing was actually scheduled for, nor the Monday after that which the hearing was actually scheduled for, nor the Friday after that which the hearing was actually scheduled for.

CALIFORNIA COIN MERCHANT WON!

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

Ethan just made the following statement about the court hearing (emphasis mine):

"I'm gonna say something at the top of the show and then I'm probably not gonna talk about this again for a long long time if ever. So, there's been a lot written and a lot said about my child even before he was born and it's unfortunate that he's been brought into all this online stuff but, uhh, I mean that's just how it goes I guess. So this'll probably be the only time I address this, but no I have not forgotten about my child or anything like that regardless of what anybody said and I will be going to the usual avenues and the court system to, uhh, to exercise parental rights and all that. So there's been a lot of lies said, a lot of bullshit spread over the past year about that score, uhh, and so I'm just gonna say that right here at the top of the show, I don't want anyone on the panel to weigh in, I'm not talking about anything else having to do with anything surrounding that-this issue, uhh, but I just want to put that out for the record, and Alexander, son, I love you and thank you very much whenever you see this (laughter) 15 years down the line, whatever day it is, uhh, so that's my statement about that and feel free to clip it if you would like."

Notably, he didn't say a single word or even allude to the existence of either Matthew or Faith Vickers, and indeed seemed to go out of his way to avoid doing so.

Watch none of his behavior change, it's just another day in the Guntsphere. Another day, another L. That family and kid are better off without you, Ralph. You threatened to kill someone on your show the other day for a minor transgression. You think you can handle a fucking baby? A baby that gives no shits if you've had enough sleep or drugs? Bahah, how delusional.

The kid is going to look you up in 16 years growing up in California, one of the most liberal states. If you think politics and interpersonal relationships have changed a lot in the time you've been doing your show, how do you think you're going to look in SIXTEEN YEARS TO A CALIFORNIA BABY?

Jesus.

 

[Perspicacity]

Still no paternity test, I will now only refer to Xander as Ethan Ralph's alleged child.

I don't think the hearing went well.

 

[Hüftpriester]

Hey Ralph, maybe you should have gotten engaged to the girl you impregnated instead of a tranny's sloppy seconds. Then you'd be able to see your son every day and brag about tradlife to your 200 retards. But you're a self destructive drunk and here you are getting visibly shaken while dancing around being felted in court by Xander's primary caregivers.

 

[DragoonSierra]

You threatened to kill someone on your show the other day for a minor transgression.

Got a clip of that?