Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Jesus christ, this is some of the worst shit I've ever read! Thanks for the find.

His ex wife kept the links on her Facebook account.

 

[Mr Moonface]

It seems Pat has finally learned that threatening violence and rape on twitter will eventually lead to his account being banned for a third time. His latest method of being a cunt? Game Show Pat!

He used this exact same response against the tranny he was arguing with yesterday so I think it's a new character he's trying out. Which is more hateable? Tough Guy Pat, or Game Show Pat?

 

[KingOfGains]

It seems Pat has finally learned that threatening violence and rape on twitter will eventually lead to his account being banned for a third time. His latest method of being a cunt? Game Show Pat!

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He used this exact same response against the tranny he was arguing with yesterday so I think it's a new character he's trying out. Which is more hateable? Tough Guy Pat, or Game Show Pat?

He's not original. So he'll just keep repeating things in his head that he THINKS is funny or witty, but is actually so damn cringe worthy is deserves a 420 Award from Derek Savage.

Also, did anyone catch him trying to take pride in being in a Time article? Dude posted it on his facebook a few days back and it's a funny read. Comments on his FB are cringe worthy too. How anyone actually likes this tub of faggotry is beyond me.

Goodreads' Problem With Extortion Scams and Review Bombing

Many authors and publishers now see the social networking site as a "necessary evil"

time.com

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

He's not original. So he'll just keep repeating things in his head that he THINKS is funny or witty, but is actually so damn cringe worthy is deserves a 420 Award from Derek Savage.

Also, did anyone catch him trying to take pride in being in a Time article? Dude posted it on his facebook a few days back and it's a funny read. Comments on his FB are cringe worthy too. How anyone actually likes this tub of faggotry is beyond me.

Goodreads' Problem With Extortion Scams and Review Bombing

Many authors and publishers now see the social networking site as a "necessary evil"

time.com

Time hasn't been worth reading since 2007 when they proved that diversity hiring was pointless.

 

[AprilRains]

EARTH GIRLS ARE HARD • by Patrick S. Tomlinson – Every Day Fiction

everydayfiction.com

https://archive.md/p3btQ

Read it. Summary: Sexist aliens come to Earth in search of June Cleavers to replace the women who fled their patriarchal oppression. Annoying female protagonist suggests that they go talk to some lions. These aliens, who presumably mastered interstellar travel, will surely fall victim to some lions.

That's it. That's the joke.

The story was short, but given its content, it should have been shorter. Preferably by not having been written at all.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Read it. Summary: Sexist aliens come to Earth in search of June Cleavers to replace the women who fled their patriarchal oppression. Annoying female protagonist suggests that they go talk to some lions. These aliens, who presumably mastered interstellar travel, will surely fall victim to some lions.

That's it. That's the joke.

The story was short, but given its content, it should have been shorter. Preferably by not having been written at all.

After a decade his writing hasn't gotten any better. If his wife was as supportive as he claimed she was she should have told him he was bad. It looks more like she was supportive in front of him but really just wanted him to fail because it would be funny.

 

[AprilRains]

After a decade his writing hasn't gotten any better. If his wife was as supportive as he claimed she was she should have told him he was bad. It looks more like she was supportive in front of him but really just wanted him to fail because it would be funny.

Perhaps, although living with a drunk, abusive loudmouth might have convinced her to just shut up and smile.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

“Thank goodness we’ve found you,” said the middle one. “Has there been a cataclysm?”


“Um, I don’t think so. Why?”


“This is the fourth domicile we have visited, yet you are the first human we have encountered.”

Don't use $10 words when 10 cent words work just as well.

“Oh, don’t give up so quickly.” My eyes lit with devilish humor. “There’s another species here that’s right up your alley. The women raise the kids and still find time to prepare meals. Males lay around most of the day sleeping, eating, mating, and occasionally fighting for dominance.”


“Really! That’s perfect,” said the excited leader. “Where can we find this species?”


“Just head to Africa and ask for the lions.”


“Wonderful. Do you think these lions will be receptive?”


“Are you kidding, furry little critters like you? They’ll eat you right up. I promise.”

Is this meant to be funny?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Of all of the cows on this site I can't think of anyone pettier and less pleasant than Fat. CWC fucked his mom and odor aside I bet he's still more enjoyable to hang out with, Fat just has this smalldick energy that sucks all of the enjoyment out of any social interaction you could possibly have with him other than mocking him. He's a middle aged man who has all of the cocksuredness of a teenager who read one book and thinks he has the world figured out, his constant childish and witless responses in twitter feuds also come of as incredibly juvenile which makes the "child"posting all the more ironic. No fucking wonders his wife left him for one of his undoubtedly more charming and less obese friends.

It's a toss up between Fatrick and Moviebob, for me.

Both seem like, if you went to a bar with them, they'd either spend all night on their phones tweeting up a storm against those evil Nazi trolls, or they'd talk your ear off about all the times on Twitter they epically owned said trolls.

I suspect both would also claim to be sophisticated whiskey drinkers while necking shots of Jameson's.

 

[Flexo]

Don't use $10 words when 10 cent words work just as well.

Is this meant to be funny?

$10 words can work when you want to convey aliens or diplomacy. The joke would almost be funny if he shortened it up for more punch. As it is it invites pondering which shreds the things. Like how can they know where Africa is and not know about lions? Also Africa is HUGE. It would be like telling someone to go to America and ask about bears. It also overplays the joke. GET IT? DO YOU GET IT READER?

I found the guy in the comments who proceeded to give a dissertation on lions and why everything we know about them is wrong more entertaining.

 

[Oliver Onions]

$10 words can work when you want to convey aliens or diplomacy. The joke would almost be funny if he shortened it up for more punch.

You've inspired me. Challenge accepted:

“Well, if you're interested...” A wry grin fell over my face. “There is another species that might be of interest. The females raise the children and prepare meals, while males are left to their own devices; sleeping, eating, mating, and occasionally fighting for dominance.”

“Oh,” the leader suddenly perked up, “where can such a species be found?”

"In a land called Africa; the species you're looking for are known as lions.”

“Fascinating! Do you think these 'lions' will welcome us?”

“Absolutely. I'm certain they'll eat you up.”

My rates are reasonable Patrick, just slide into my DMs.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

It's a toss up between Fatrick and Moviebob, for me.

Both seem like, if you went to a bar with them, they'd either spend all night on their phones tweeting up a storm against those evil Nazi trolls, or they'd talk your ear off about all the times on Twitter they epically owned said trolls.

I suspect both would also claim to be sophisticated whiskey drinkers while necking shots of Jameson's.

I think Moviebob would either talk to me about movies I haven't seen or care about or Mario. Meanwhile Patrick would try and convince me he's this huge bad ass online, major author, and so much better than me and everyone else in the bar.

 

[KingOfGains]

It's a toss up between Fatrick and Moviebob, for me.

Both seem like, if you went to a bar with them, they'd either spend all night on their phones tweeting up a storm against those evil Nazi trolls, or they'd talk your ear off about all the times on Twitter they epically owned said trolls.

I suspect both would also claim to be sophisticated whiskey drinkers while necking shots of Jameson's.

I honestly believe Brianna Wu is the most insufferable. Brianna is as stupid as they come and doesn't back down even when wrong. What's worse is Wu thought she had a shot at congress twice, and is backed (being used/played) by TYT who are even bigger retards. I don't pay attention to Bob enough to think he's worse than Wu or Fat tbh.

 

[ShinyStar]

If Pat is the most insufferable person on a website dedicated to the worst people online, then that would mean Pat had reached the apex of something. I refuse to believe that Pat is the best at anything, even something as ignominious as being the worst lolcow.

He's utterly mediocre. He's not as creative as Terry, as depraved as the Tranchers, as delusional as Greer, as fat as Chantal, or as manically twitter-addicted as Ron Toye or Greg Doucette. He's thoroughly unlikable, and the reason he's so grating is everything about him screams 'I'm sub-par,' but he's trying to convince you he's something exceptional.

Nope. He's just your below average retard.

 

[Fanny Trucker]

I feel bad for his kid, how do you reconcile the knowledge that your dad stopped being your dad just to spite your mom? That kid is going to hate him for the rest of their life, not that this pompous ass will ever care. The one silver lining is that their new family seems much better anyway.

 

[Meat Target]

I feel bad for his kid, how do you reconcile the knowledge that your dad stopped being your dad just to spite your mom? That kid is going to hate him for the rest of their life, not that this pompous ass will ever care. The one silver lining is that their new family seems much better anyway.

Better to hate him from a distance than hate him because you had to suffer 18 years of being under his custody.

 

[TopTierHealer]

If Pat is the most insufferable person on a website dedicated to the worst people online, then that would mean Pat had reached the apex of something. I refuse to believe that Pat is the best at anything, even something as ignominious as being the worst lolcow.

He's utterly mediocre. He's not as creative as Terry, as depraved as the Tranchers, as delusional as Greer, as fat as Chantal, or as manically twitter-addicted as Ron Toye or Greg Doucette. He's thoroughly unlikable, and the reason he's so grating is everything about him screams 'I'm sub-par,' but he's trying to convince you he's something exceptional.

Nope. He's just your below average retard.

I would contest that. He is insufferable, sure, but he is no moviebob.

 

[Kaede Did Nothing Wrong]

I'll post some things below that some Nazis uncovered. Assign no weight to their findings, because they're Nazis.


Wifebux received on the second week of April, 2020 to pay her 3 employees
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Wife's forgiven $29,600 "loan" for her bustling online business (last tweet: May 2018), approved on 4-05-2020 for...uh...more than 3 employees:
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Pat's forgiven "loan" approved and funds delivered in May 2020:
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May 2020:
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July 2020:
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July 2020 (cont.), $100 for a third of a cardboard cutout stuffed into a seat:
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August 2020, Long-Weekend Getaway:
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August 2020, +20-24MPH away from the poors, $225.70:
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October 2020, New Vidya:
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December 2020, $1,100+ Shirt Rack, Movers' Fee Unknown:
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lol great post, I didn't know this.
imo he hasn't played the OG x-wing vs tie fighter. calling squadrons a "true combat flight sim," jesus lord what a poser. guy is as much of a nerd as he is a tough guy.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I feel bad for his kid, how do you reconcile the knowledge that your dad stopped being your dad just to spite your mom? That kid is going to hate him for the rest of their life, not that this pompous ass will ever care. The one silver lining is that their new family seems much better anyway.

Kid wasn't even born yet and only knows Jon as her father and only knows her siblings as being 100% blood relative.

lol great post, I didn't know this.
imo he hasn't played the OG x-wing vs tie fighter. calling squadrons a "true combat flight sim," jesus lord what a poser. guy is as much of a nerd as he is a tough guy.

Squadrons hates my set up so I just use a PS4 controller for it. Such a great combat flight sim.

 

[Mr Moonface]

Rare Pat selfie. Selfies used to be a daily thing for Pat, but he has stopped taking pictures of himself since becoming morbidly obese, and even hides his body in this one.

Like all democrats, Pat has figured out the problems in the black family.

Pat is a feminist folks!

Reminder, when his now ex-wife left him, Pat sent her so many death threats that the man she left him for drove across multiple states to confront Pat. Brave boy Pat hid behind his door and wouldn't come out of his house.

This isn't recent, but even years later Pat wont stop with the death threats.