I'm torn.
Do we need guys involved in legalizing prostitution because they're the only ones capable and competent of getting it done?
Or do we need them involved because otherwise the paranoid wimminz will focus too much on protecting themselves and each other, and thus use the opportunity to legally enshrine the inherent awfulness of men and keep even legal hookers forever out of reach?
OR is it because it's ultimately, ackshully, all about men, since they're the customers being denied service, whereas the women are just the sex-dispensers mean ol'Johnny Law won't let men put coins in until pussy falls out?
I really can't tell which argument is the one he's trying to make here. They all seem like things his hobbit head would generate.
I think this is like the classic Russ argument of “if abortion is legal than whores should be legal.” Because both involve a woman’s vagina, and if the woman gets to decide what comes out of her own vagina, Russ should be allowed to pay money to stick something in it. Only fair.
Russ has this idea that “women whinging about their problems will be flattered when a man decides to agree with them and champion said cause.” Illegal prostitution is a Woman Whinging Problem because those dumb slags are always crying about being beaten by pimps or whatever (it’s also Russ’ biggest problem, but for
some reason all the other people decrying it keep talking about the safety of women and not about Russ getting more blowjobs, weird. Almost like the whole movement is done to protect the workers, not benefit the johns, which he can’t get his head around, but parrots back anyway to try and fit in.)
So
surely having a man weigh in on the topic in their favour will thrill them! Like when women complain about unequal wages…they totally soak their panties over men who stand up and agree with that!
He
thinks he’s saying, “we need to stand in solidarity with women,” but what he’s actually saying (and actually means) is “men need to get involved so the world knows that this is a
real issue that affects people, not a woman issue that only affects women and thus doesn’t matter.”
That’s his actual belief, right there. Causes only matter if they affect men, especially men named Russell Greer. Woman-only causes are just static noise to tune out.
Also I like your idea of Werner giving Russ a thrashing, but remember that Wern 2.0 (as Lucas himself called it), the glorious mission to secure fecund ovulators for The Wern’s breeding pleasure by chatting up young women with his can’t-fail lines, was launched in the main lobby area of the local community college and
immediately aborted, due to a man entering the room several meters away. Lucas hastily canceled the 2.0 launch because the moment said male entered the large lobby area, all women in the building were laser-focused on him and his flatbill cap and now, somehow, were influenced by this man’s presence into having an unfair potential first impression of Lucas.
If Lucas was in a room with a woman and Russ Greer, he’d piss himself in fear that another male was present. He always runs and hides if other men appear somewhere, even small ones. His diseased swiss cheese brain vaguely knows that other males will report him for rape or harassment.
Having them both talk at you at once would be a spectacle though…on one side, Wern with his never fails 100% pussy-pulling chat-up lines like “how are you? My name is Lucas. I like your coat….OLDER DADDIES MAKE BETTER BABIES FOR YOUR JUICY WOMB YOU SELFISH WHORE!!!”
On the other side, you’d have Russ spittling, “aah oo erd uh eye ac aout ossiushun?” from behind a soaking wet mask, then pulling out his phone to try and give you a negative yelp rating at your place of employment when you ignore him.
