Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[BananaSlamma]

Lou STRONGLY misses the point of a dream tweet from someone they got into an argument with recently after being called out, while continuing to miss the point of the song they took that lyric from.

Ace on Twitter: "I see tweets like this..and juat think…what’s the po…

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BTW Lou, continuing to screenshot and reply to them is not moving on.

Ace on Twitter: "No one’s made an enemy. Not ven dee dee. I just have…

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Ace on Twitter: "Saying something once is “slinging it around”? Umm..…

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Lmao Corust appeared too. Dee Dee likes that comic about Lou. Welcome to the cinematic louniverse.

🤍 ELI 🤍 ➤ MFF maybe | B.L.M. | 1312 on Twitter: "This list is 6 mon…

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Dee Dee Mega Doo Doo 🔜 Hilltop Zone on Twitter: "So apparently this …

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[Dusk]

I know this isn't related to the slapfight but may I just say...nigga what? It's been a long-ass time since I played D&D but isn't the point to play a fun game full of adventures instead of watching your character's limbs rot off in real time from diabetes??? Are you gonna roll to see if you have to get your foot amputated?

And more importantly, why is he pretending that he's gonna play D&D? Motherfucker's got no friends and never leaves the house! Undertale Larper lives in Seattle, half of his Twitter friends are German/Australian/Swedish freaks living off the government and specialized tard housing, and I'd rather get a root canal than sit down to play a game with Mama Gags. His autistic fixation reminds me of those girls on Tumblr who would pretend to make video games (like that fucking run sequence from the Arkh project, that takes me back lmao) and would make a GoFundMe asking for 5 million dollars to make a seasonal-affective disorder simulator. It's such patently obvious theater that it makes me wonder what he's getting out of it.

 

[Mr. Internet]

Wow, Lou set out to annoy those other furries, and he succeeded. So that's his whole non-begging accomplishment for the year, I guess. I'll never understand why people don't just mute/block him as soon as he starts acting like a 9 year old.

Same reason we keep tabs on him I guess; it's fun to watch him squirm.

 

[Theophilus Thistler]

At least he's not larping his would-be diabetic elf character as female.

EDIT: He's still fuming.

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... does Loug think that says "footholes" and took it as a personal dig?

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[Mr. Internet]

In Lou's manic blitz I don't think anyone posted this, but Big if True.

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[NyQuilninja]

To all the post merge newfags
Welcome and enjoy the lou show

 

[BananaSlamma]

Lol they're probably reading the thread again considering I brought up their argument involving one of their shitty fake apologies. Either that or they must be really afraid of getting cancelled.

Ace on Twitter: "actions over the course of many years caused them to…

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[Dusk]

At least he's not larping his would-be diabetic elf character as female.

HE FUCKING FORGOT. He forgot that he's a woman. This is the most beautiful example of how inauthentic and slapped-on his trans persona really is. Well, except for his selfies. Still, it's pretty good.

 

[Spoonomancer]

I know this isn't related to the slapfight but may I just say...nigga what? It's been a long-ass time since I played D&D but isn't the point to play a fun game full of adventures instead of watching your character's limbs rot off in real time from diabetes??? Are you gonna roll to see if you have to get your foot amputated?
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And more importantly, why is he pretending that he's gonna play D&D? Motherfucker's got no friends and never leaves the house! Undertale Larper lives in Seattle, half of his Twitter friends are German/Australian/Swedish freaks living off the government and specialized tard housing, and I'd rather get a root canal than sit down to play a game with Mama Gags. His autistic fixation reminds me of those girls on Tumblr who would pretend to make video games (like that fucking run sequence from the Arkh project, that takes me back lmao) and would make a GoFundMe asking for 5 million dollars to make a seasonal-affective disorder simulator. It's such patently obvious theater that it makes me wonder what he's getting out of it.

Inkblitzer IIRC follows local lolcow Adiago but I still really hope he had never once interacted with Lou as Ink now has an orbiter on his ass

 

[Dusk]

In Lou's manic blitz I don't think anyone posted this, but Big if True.

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Considering that he fired his diabetes consultant for using the totally-common-and-intuitive term "grazing," my hopes are not high. Usually a therapist will keep the kid gloves on for the first few sessions so that you'll feel safe to open up, but the first time they try to give him a reality check, he'll be out of there and on Twitter screaming about ableism and medical abuse so fast that Fuckalope won't even have a chance to offer him *huuuuuugggsss* for starting his healing journey. That's what Clawshrimpy did whenever his therapist would encourage him to 1) get a job 2) go outside 3) stop being a useless leech 4) larping as a uwu kawaii little boy--he'd say that therapists were promoting "eugenics" and "cure culture," which makes total sense, because as everyone knows, the definition of eugenics is "gently suggesting that a sperg do anything that isn't crytyping at Hbomberguy on Twitter or rubbing one out to shota rape porn RP conducted with underage children." I'm not totally unsympathetic--I'm a sperg, too, and if there were no financial, sexual, or obesity-related consequences, I'd probably spend all day autistically replaying Bioshock 2 and the ME trilogy too. But sometimes, you have to nut up and be your own tard wrangler. But, of course, if Lou had this ability, he wouldn't weigh 600 pounds and still be living with his mama.

 

[BananaSlamma]

Person that Lou is trying to siphon sympathy attention from responds to Lou and Lou immediately privates their account

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[MetalParakeet]

So that's two friends he's lost now, nitro fox and this dude.

Even his orbiters are getting mad at him

 

[Spoonomancer]

2021 is proving these lesser furry lolcows some good content lmao, first Graeme Kelly gets called out by bronies and now this.

 

[Boys Club Rhetoric]

I was gonna let this slide because it's from a few days ago, but I'll be honest - it was bugging me, and since Lou is back to talking about D&D anyhow...

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It's "roll", you mongoloid. Lou the writer strikes again.

Also the correct term is "saving throw".

I know this isn't related to the slapfight but may I just say...nigga what? It's been a long-ass time since I played D&D but isn't the point to play a fun game full of adventures instead of watching your character's limbs rot off in real time from diabetes??? Are you gonna roll to see if you have to get your foot amputated?
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Yes Lou, a wood elf Ranger is a thing you can play as in D&D. Congratulations on getting something right for once in your life. Though that InSulin idea is straight up retarded.

Anyhow, Lou wanting to play a Ranger gives me joy because it's generally regarded as the most useless class you can play as - so very apropos! Well done once again Lou! Though it gives Lou a new grift angle since a relatively new source manual buffed it a bit, so naturally he'd need money for that.

Honestly though, I'd love to be a fly on the wall for the hypothetical table that would accept Lou. Someone would announce they rolled a Cleric and Lou would undoubtedly start chimping about religion. He'd probably be kicked from the group before they even started filling out character sheets.

 

[The Dude]

Fucking hell, Louie is fucking things up in his life so terribly and burning down so many bridges that it's like he's doing it all on purpose. He's not just burning those bridges, he's then shitting on the ashes and salting the earth around the wreckage afterwards. He's becoming such an insufferable asshole that even his ass-patters are telling him to fuck off. Can't wait to see what Louie does next to sabotage his life.

 

[Lou's Abndoned Artwork]

Can't wait to see what Louie does next to sabotage his life.

I'd say tomorrow will be a case of "I'm so depressed" suicide baiting followed by a pick-me-up of "yinz guys, I need $150 for some emergency I've pulled out of my ass"

I'm hoping we get another health saga soon though, surely his 'beetus is getting worse.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Still going too

also lmao I had a feeling it was JakeTheFox they pissed off
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Ace on Twitter: "the only 'label' i gave dee dee is angy. cause they …

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Ace on Twitter: "correction! i didn't call **HIM** or anyone else. I …

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Fats is mad because he (fats) is already on at least one list.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

I love Lou mocking how the other guy responded to his comment a whole three hours later. Goes to show how clueless he is to what normal people do. That screenshot was posted hours ago yet I am only now responding to it. Care to take a guess why? Because I was at work. I do not spend every waking minute responding to social media comment chains- even though at work I can, because I have a smartphone. Even when I am not at work, I don't constantly refresh pages waiting for replies. I check every now and then.

What Lou thought was an insult was actually making him look spoiled and out of touch. I love it.

Incidentally, Lou's kiwifarms account appears to be private. I clicked his account from his posts in july of last year (

an honest man defends himself.

) to see if the 'last seen on' date had changed and it brought up this page.

For a long time it was normal and showed that he had not logged in since a day or so after he graced us with his presence. Did he log in and do this or is this just some screw up in the site or on my browser?

Even more hilariously since I quoted that post of his... anybody notice how Lou refers to himself as a man and uses a male pronoun?

 

[Next Task]

Considering that he fired his diabetes consultant for using the totally-common-and-intuitive term "grazing," my hopes are not high. Usually a therapist will keep the kid gloves on for the first few sessions so that you'll feel safe to open up, but the first time they try to give him a reality check, he'll be out of there and on Twitter screaming about ableism and medical abuse so fast that Fuckalope won't even have a chance to offer him *huuuuuugggsss* for starting his healing journey.

Therapists can be great - but you have to want to change. Lou doesn't. He's a narcissist - all of these consequences for his actions aren't really his fault, they are mistakes, or misunderstandings, or something he's apologised for so it's like they never happened, right? So like many cows, any therapist that could actually help Lou is a therapist that Lou won't see because he won't feel validated enough by them.

Good source of grifting and whining about transphobia, though. So it accomplishes what Lou really wants out of it.

 

[Athena's Biggest Fan]

Lol they're probably reading the thread again considering I brought up their argument involving one of their shitty fake apologies. Either that or they must be really afraid of getting cancelled.
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This was just a transparent attempt to get back into Boozy's good graces. From what I can tell, BuddyGoodboyEsq is part of Boozy's inner circle, as is SueDeer. So you can see just how many people who are close to Boozy that Lou has pissed off and chimped out on. So this reads like a desperate attempt to get noticed by his Badger Law Daddy. Glad to see Buddy pretty much said "Nope".