US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[CrippleThreat]

We have a demented Jimmy Carter in office, this 4 years is going to be extremely scary.

More like we have absolutely vindictive midwits thinking that everything Blumpf touched must be horrible because Blumpf.

 

[Sithis]

Reflecting back on the shit I've seen in my life and using that lens to look at what's going on in Afghanistan right now...

God damn. This honestly is an embarrassment. I have said a lot of things about Bill Clinton's policies and about Obama in general, but I will say this for both of them (yes, even Obama, and even despite Benghazi, I think that was more Hilldawgs fuckup than his), this wouldn't have flown with either of them. Even Slick Willy had enough brass in his ass to occasionally hop off the desk, put on a serious face and say "knock it the fuck off." He was nowhere near as effective at international relations as that reptile overlord Papa Bush was but he was someone that if some shit like this went down, you knew he would at least be there, he would at least make a show.
Biden? What the actual fuck. People lambasted Trump for taking vacations during multi-night congressional events, and are letting this slide? This is an actual, bonafide crisis waiting to happen and we have a senior citizen moron at the helm. Even with Trump, there wouldn't have had to be some pathetic little "plz don't attack our base Taliban folk" because even if he had broken the agreement they would know it would be better to let the Americans go safely home than have a hothead like Trump feel offended and press the "wrong" red button.
Biden is going to get men and women in uniform - not goatherders who have ridden the fence for years, not even Afghani innocents, but American citizens - killed and butchered because instead of calling in the big guns and putting the people who knew what to do in charge, he's dozing off at Camp Retirement.
For Christs sake even Dubya knew enough to call in the bulldogs when this kind of shit goes down. Not the weak little puppets like Milley, the hard-nosed bastards who have actually seen real combat and lived to not only come out of it but went back in for fun. Biden is pathetic on every conceivable level. If it weren't for Hunter I would swear he was impotent on every level as well.

 

[Terrifik]

https://twitter.com/XBIZ/status/1425868951880224772

 

[The Big O]

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Returning to the 1980s religious right antics, I see. Yep, both parties are now actively fucking with the public now that Trump's gone.

...on second thought, it is OnlyFans. Ditching that platform would only be a net gain for humanity. I'd get a hearty chuckle at the screaming simps and coomers if it ever went away.

 

[Roybertitos]

Returning to the 1980s religious right antics, I see. Yep, both parties are now actively fucking with the public now that Trump's gone.

...on second thought, it is OnlyFans. Ditching that platform would only be a net gain for humanity. I'd get a hearty chuckle at the screaming simps and coomers if it ever went away.

Honestly I think OnlyFans is worth some kind of investigation, if only cause there's likely a massive amount of child porn there from dumb 16-year old thots that see it as easy money.

 

[The Big O]

Honestly I think OnlyFans is worth some kind of investigation, if only cause there's likely a massive amount of child porn there from dumb 16-year old thots that see it as easy money.

I welcome OnlyFans being knocked down a peg or two in terms of technocrat cultural status, much like what happened to Tumblr and its slide into near-irrelevancy. But if the Republican politicians really start returning to their old "video games and rock music are the Devil" spiels, they're right back to being de-facto hateable in my mind.

 

[Roybertitos]

I welcome OnlyFans being knocked down a peg or two in terms of technocrat cultural status, much like what happened to Tumblr and its slide into near-irrelevancy. But if the Republican politicians really start returning to their old "video games and rock music are the Devil" spiels, they're right back to being de-facto hateable in my mind.

I don't disagree, maybe the GOP is trying to go back to the "fire and brimstone" days to appease some portion of their constituents so they don't have to address the grievances of the vast majority of Republicans, such as secure voting laws and other "unpalatable" issues. That's just a guess off the top of my mind so it's probably retarded.

 

[Dona Morte]

Should post this in the Ruski thread?
I put it in here too as this chick does well to analyze stuff.

 

[Ita Mori]

Returning to the 1980s religious right antics, I see.

The only way you're going to balance out the extreme left is to bring relevance back to the retarded right. We could do with less sites promoting sexual deviancy too.
Additionally, is defending OnlyFans from fundies a worthwhile effort?

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

The only way you're going to balance out the extreme left is to bring relevance back to the retarded right. We could do with less sites promoting sexual deviancy too.
Additionally, is defending OnlyFans from fundies a worthwhile effort?

No.

It isn't.

 

[CrippleThreat]

The only way you're going to balance out the extreme left is to bring relevance back to the retarded right.

When the Right returns back to the halcyon fanaticism of the Religious Right to do battle with the Far Left, the truly noble and principled Enlightened Centrist™ will rise... and get their shit kicked in mercilessly by both sides.

 

[Terrifik]

The only way you're going to balance out the extreme left is to bring relevance back to the retarded right. We could do with less sites promoting sexual deviancy too.
Additionally, is defending OnlyFans from fundies a worthwhile effort?

No, In all its only promotes sexual deviancy.
Sex work question is ignored by common world .
yes, we could do more to help sex work but answer is the banking group & their view on sex work.(haram)

 

[NyQuilninja]

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I thought he meant AMC, Air Mobility Command.

MAC

 

[Roybertitos]

The only way you're going to balance out the extreme left is to bring relevance back to the retarded right. We could do with less sites promoting sexual deviancy too.
Additionally, is defending OnlyFans from fundies a worthwhile effort?

That sounds like releasing a pack of rabid cats to handle an infestation of plague mice in your house. Could they kill each other and not be your problem anymore? Possibly. Could they both just start tearing through your house with reckless abandon? Also a possibility. Doesn't seem worth it to introduce another group of insufferable assholes to deal with the ones that are annoying you right now.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Additionally, is defending OnlyFans from fundies a worthwhile effort?

Unironically yes, for the same reason defending Nazis from Paypal was a worthwhile effort. It won't stop with OnlyFans.

 

[Ita Mori]

That sounds like releasing a pack of rabid cats to handle an infestation of plague mice in your house. Could they kill each other and not be your problem anymore? Possibly. Could they both just start tearing through your house with reckless abandon? Also a possibility. Doesn't seem worth it to introduce another group of insufferable assholes to deal with the ones that are annoying you right now.

Problem is that doing the sensible thing and calling in pest control is not an option because pest control is too busy worrying about trannies to attend your call. Plus you're white so fuck you, be a POC and try again.

 

[pwnest injun]

Will he be golfing though?

Biden travels back to Wilmington for medical treatment, primarily.

Not sure how many others caught this, but look who it is at 3:08 in the video.

Imagine being so smart that you were the #1 chess player in the world for 20 years, and yet so utterly stupid that you "supported Biden without reservations."

Other world elites backed Joetato because they wanted to destroy America and so they still have no regrets, but this apparent idiot savant really thought it would "set America back on the path of standing for good, for the values of its founding."

Gary Kasperov is a full on Neocon fucky fucky. Neocons thought that Biden would be better for the wars than NAZI BLIUMBPMF, seeing how he's been for every foreign conflict ever, but they didn't see the Afghan situation going so bad so quickly. IMPO, they want Afghanistan to go bad because they want another ISIS, just this total collapse is too loud and too fast to keep them from looking terrible.

 

[Trianon]

Even assuming that they have the manpower or can compel local authorities to set up checkpoints at state border crossings, and assume that everyone complies, and there aren't major accidents...its still a practical impossibility. Millions of cars and trucks will have to slow, stop and show documentation and get waved through, creating an apocalyptic travel snarl. The impact on long haul shipping's would be insane!

Again, this assumes best-case, not the reality.

Everyone who lives near a state border hops between state lines constantly. I work in the same state I live in and still have to cross into another state and back out of it to get to work. I just have to fucking laugh! What crack are they on? You're going to get maroon communities in the mountains! Coyote trains passing into the Carolinas! What the FUCK.

Reflecting back on the shit I've seen in my life and using that lens to look at what's going on in Afghanistan right now...

God damn. This honestly is an embarrassment. I have said a lot of things about Bill Clinton's policies and about Obama in general, but I will say this for both of them (yes, even Obama, and even despite Benghazi, I think that was more Hilldawgs fuckup than his), this wouldn't have flown with either of them. Even Slick Willy had enough brass in his ass to occasionally hop off the desk, put on a serious face and say "knock it the fuck off." He was nowhere near as effective at international relations as that reptile overlord Papa Bush was but he was someone that if some shit like this went down, you knew he would at least be there, he would at least make a show.
Biden? What the actual fuck. People lambasted Trump for taking vacations during multi-night congressional events, and are letting this slide? This is an actual, bonafide crisis waiting to happen and we have a senior citizen moron at the helm. Even with Trump, there wouldn't have had to be some pathetic little "plz don't attack our base Taliban folk" because even if he had broken the agreement they would know it would be better to let the Americans go safely home than have a hothead like Trump feel offended and press the "wrong" red button.
Biden is going to get men and women in uniform - not goatherders who have ridden the fence for years, not even Afghani innocents, but American citizens - killed and butchered because instead of calling in the big guns and putting the people who knew what to do in charge, he's dozing off at Camp Retirement.
For Christs sake even Dubya knew enough to call in the bulldogs when this kind of shit goes down. Not the weak little puppets like Milley, the hard-nosed bastards who have actually seen real combat and lived to not only come out of it but went back in for fun. Biden is pathetic on every conceivable level. If it weren't for Hunter I would swear he was impotent on every level as well.

It really is some bleak shit. It just seems like this whole administration is frozen because every instinct they have is wrong and they can't go back on any of it without proving how bankrupt their policies are. Not worth the bytes it takes to post their dumb tweets. And how are you going to face one crisis (Afghanistan) without addressing the border? Or inflation? They're strategy is just "dog fire is fine." If they try to address any problem seriously, it will unleash a lot more questions that they can't answer.

 

[Terrifik]

It really is some bleak shit. It just seems like this whole administration is frozen because every instinct they have is wrong and they can't go back on any of it without proving how bankrupt their policies are. Not worth the bytes it takes to post their dumb tweets. And how are you going to face one crisis (Afghanistan) without addressing the border? Or inflation? They're strategy is just "dog fire is fine." If they try to address any problem seriously, it will unleash a lot more questions that they can't answer.

actuality:

 

[NickDigger]

Returning to the 1980s religious right antics, I see.

Do I need to remind you who Tipper Gore was married to and what party she's apart of? Hint: it's the opposite of right.

But if the Republican politicians really start returning to their old "video games and rock music are the Devil" spiels, they're right back to being de-facto hateable in my mind.

Looks like you fell for historical revisionism. Your crusa(D)ers against violent vidya: