NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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Even if it does, the admins might be too technically inept to access it. Remember, their advanced sock puppet detection algorithm is a check box on signup that says "Is this a sock account".
I so want to believe that’s an iocaine powder gambit, like: “we’re going to pretend we’re too incompetent to check for sock puppets to lull them into a false sense of security so it’s easier to find them.”
But it’s ResetEra, so they clearly are that dumb.
I love it, first the “what a vile awful person.”
then the “well, gamers hate him, so maybe the comments aren’t so bad. 14 years is a long time.”
then the “wait, but he was 27, that’s too old for edgy teen”.
and then “you can’t talk if you’re white”.

all the greatest hits of twisting logic in one thread.
 
Holy shit that 2 page thread has a huge body count. Lots of self requested bans. I guess these things are slowly figuring out that place is toxic AIDS.
Zoe Quinn is a beautiful and honest person. She is working dilligently on her game, and I’m sure it will be out as soon as she can figure out how to install Unity.
I'm sure these people think
installing software is racist and gatekeeping because it assumes you have limbs and eyes which are all part of the same male white privileges.

I also spent a fair amount of time trying to Google Zoes birth gender since I just assumed its a troon.
 
Holy shit that 2 page thread has a huge body count. Lots of self requested bans. I guess these things are slowly figuring out that place is toxic AIDS.

I'm sure these people think
installing software is racist and gatekeeping because it assumes you have limbs and eyes which are all part of the same male white privileges.

I also spent a fair amount of time trying to Google Zoes birth gender since I just assumed its a troon.
ZQ has to be a cis woman considering how the controversy started. Not even the most woke straight male feminist wants to fuck a tranny.
 
Dude Looks Like a Lady from Aerosmith for me, but that song is actually super-cool and in no way would ReeeEra be worth it.

I gotta say, picking a song from a joke like Bryan Adams that was used for a gay-ass Kevin Costner Robin Hood flick is appropriate of how lame they are.
 
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So I guess we are getting all Activision Blizzard topics banned on this progressive gaming forum?


Nah fam. If you thought Mike Pondsmiths kill count was high, just wait!

Time to start creating hype topics, B-Dubs said it was OK and to ignore Kyuuji.
 
For anyone who isn't aware, Daniel Z. Klein is part of a polycule* whose most active member is Rebecca Gerber. A Jewish, Latino, Asexual, Trans-masculine, Basic White Bitch (and possibly the most entitled asshole on Twitter, think about that) just so happens to have a thread here. One of DZK's greatest hits, keep in mind he is talking about beating an 80-year-old Cuban immigrant:
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*Polycule [ pol-uh-kyool ] noun: A homosexual marriage that includes a hag, for plausible deniability.
A bunch of faggots proudly bragging about ganging up on and intimidating an old couple who just want their daughter back. Mental sickness.
It's crazy how proud he seems to be about nearly punching an old woman for saying the wrong name. And these people think it's the OTHER side that is hateful and violent.
Correction: they're bragging online about an event that absolutely never took place except in their own imaginations, because not one of them (not even basic bitch Becky) is ballsy enough to ever dare take a swing at anyone, much less the two people they beg for money whenever their insanely awful money management skills makes them panic about paying rent. Partly because they have just enough brain cells to rub together to know not to bite the hand that feeds them, but mostly because they're the weakest specimens of soyboi ever observed in the wild and can be knocked over by a stiff breeze.

They regularly pretend to be "tough" and Becky in particular loves to talk shit about her parents online but grovels at their feet in person because she loves the gravy train. I'm sure she really is utterly insufferable about her fucking pronouns and obnoxious poly bullshit, but the little "kernel of truth" that comes out of her online whining about them is "they don't take her shit and they call her whatever the fuck they want." Her parents are Cuban. Good fucking luck asserting dominance over them with that gender-trending garbage.

But I guarantee the worst that's ever happened when the five of them get together is Becky's parents "misgendering" her again (because they give zero fucks), Becky whining about it, Becky being told to STFU, one of the betas sheepishly speaking up to defend m'lady and also earning a firm STFU, followed by an awkward silence as it sinks in that their combined poly power amounts to fuck all and they've just proven to her parents (and in-laws) how weak and impotent they are. Her parents have probably openly laughed at the betas on the few occasions they've dared to speak out of turn.

The only thing either of these two pussy bois have ever punched are each others' cocks every week on sex night as they fight over who has to actually service that miserable witch while the other hides in his room playing walking simulators and trying not to hear the nightmare of hateful sex unfolding in the next room over.

Zoe Quinn is a beautiful and honest person. She is working dilligently on her game, and I’m sure it will be out as soon as she can figure out how to install Unity.
She strikes me as more of an RPG Maker kind of "developer" ... the kind who goes with the Steam version and still can't figure out how to make it work. Unity would scare her off with all the .NET talk long before she made it to the Download button.
 
Dude Looks Like a Lady from Aerosmith for me, but that song is actually super-cool and in no way would ReeeEra be worth it.
Most songs I could think of are too good for ResetEra, but with that caveat my pick would be 'Creep' by Radiohead, especially for the line, 'You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.' 99% of SJW wounds are self-inflicted, making mountains out of molehills or even creating out of thin air a situation to get outraged at, then wondering why they're depressed all the time.
 

So I guess we are getting all Activision Blizzard topics banned on this progressive gaming forum?


Nah fam. If you thought Mike Pondsmiths kill count was high, just wait!

Time to start creating hype topics, B-Dubs said it was OK and to ignore Kyuuji.
"This puts us at risk of randomly being outed as transgender, which is incredibly disrespectful"

Sure, buddy. It's the HR policies putting you at risk of getting exposed as a tranny, not the 5 o' clock shadow.
 
Most songs I could think of are too good for ResetEra, but with that caveat my pick would be 'Creep' by Radiohead, especially for the line, 'You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts.' 99% of SJW wounds are self-inflicted, making mountains out of molehills or even creating out of thin air a situation to get outraged at, then wondering why they're depressed all the time.
That's not 'Creep', it's from 'Just'.

Sorry for the surprise pedantry.
 
Wondering how Resetera continues to parse the idea that the religion of peace commands that we subjugate women? I wonder too.

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It's in the thread about the Taliban retaking Afghanistan. The numbers in that tweet even shock me. I wasn't incredibly surprised at what happened in Afghanistan, but I'm surprised how quickly it did, and without any skirmishes. And I thought at least SOME Afghanis would have preferred freedom over tyranny.

Islam hasn't been discussed lately because it's been a while since a high profile suicide bombing, and Syrian refugees are taking a backseat to "kids in cages" and Covid. But it's always funny to watch Resetera defend the religion that would happily throw them from the rooftop of a building. I think their thought process is: "THEY oppose white Christians. WE oppose white Christians. And as soon as they enter our country they'll come to appreciate women and gay people because who wouldn't?"
 
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