Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Saying that what all women are is just a vagina to the Wern big surprise. At least he’s being honest about his true feelings about women and humanity. His own mother just a vagina that birthed him and took care of his stupid ass until he got booted from the nest. I think some incels are just pure misanthropes that hate women for their role in bringing life into the world.

Edit: it’s odd this detail to me this disdain in his voice, why does he think women are withholding something from him that he feels he deserves. Hmmmph women make life so unfair by choosing the bad men hmmmph they are halting the progress of healthy genetics by not choosing intelligent decent, smart intelligent older men like myself. But watch me eat this cupcake while I talk about taking a shit.
 
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THOUSANDS of slovenly Gen X men are hooking up with gorgeous Zoomer Breeders in the Post Street Age Gap District tonight, and all Lucas can think to do is scream and rave underneath a pitch black bridge. It's so easy for obese Silver Foxes to seduce young gals there, yet that moocow doesn't simply go into one of the Age Gap bars and swoop one for some reason. Sad!
 

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We got SOBBING!

Edit: The funniest (and most expected) part is that he just goes on about how it's because everyone is fascist and republican, not that he's an unmedicated, violent, creepy, stalker-y, pushy, smelly, homeless guy who refuses to lift a finger to try and get his shit together.

Nah, it couldn't be that.

Must be fascists.
 
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klickitat said:

We got SOBBING!

Edit: The funniest (and most expected) part is that he just goes on about how it's because everyone is fascist and republican, not that he's an unmedicated, violent, creepy, stalker-y, pushy, smelly, homeless guy who refuses to lift a finger to try and get his shit together.

Nah, it couldn't be that.

Must be fascists.
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I finally just binge watched all his videos tonight. Incredible how fast he has spiraled after leaving the nut hut. He is an absolute fucking mess. This last video of him sobbing is like hearing all the categories he has erected to make sense of his world crumbling down around him.

Of course it doesn’t make sense Lucas!

YOU’RE INSANE.
 
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klickitat said:

We got SOBBING!

Edit: The funniest (and most expected) part is that he just goes on about how it's because everyone is fascist and republican, not that he's an unmedicated, violent, creepy, stalker-y, pushy, smelly, homeless guy who refuses to lift a finger to try and get his shit together.

Nah, it couldn't be that.

Must be fascists.
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Lucas Colby Werner: Why can't I convince you of anything, Gen Z? Why? I'm an age gapper! ....Why do I have to be in love with you? Why can't I let this go?

You, being an entire generation of fertile and disinterested women.

Wept under a bridge, in the dark, one Friday night.
 
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wenttobermuda said:
Lucas Colby Werner: Why can't I convince you of anything, Gen Z? Why? I'm an age gapper! ....Why do I have to be in love with you? Why can't I let this go?

You, being an entire generation of fertile and disinterested women.

Wept under a bridge, in the dark, one Friday night.
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Please tell me someone is saving these!! I don’t have premium YouTube so it won’t let me but PLEASE guys someone who does please save them. We need archives of the wern sobbing.

Edit: I screen recorded the best ones just in case no one is able to save actual archives. 😅
 
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klickitat said:

We got SOBBING!

Edit: The funniest (and most expected) part is that he just goes on about how it's because everyone is fascist and republican, not that he's an unmedicated, violent, creepy, stalker-y, pushy, smelly, homeless guy who refuses to lift a finger to try and get his shit together.

Nah, it couldn't be that.

Must be fascists.
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Hes practically going full 'leave britney alone' with that one

and of course, in a week or two he'll convince himself this never happened and its all kf and haters making shit up and editing videos to make him look bad
 
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Well the last 48 hours or so have been an absolute treat.

Delicious, simply delicious. Mein compliments to the chef.

A special thanks to the incompetent clinician and broken system that led to Lucas being discharged in this state. They don’t know how happy they’ve made us.
 
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wenttobermuda said:
Lucas Colby Werner: Why can't I convince you of anything, Gen Z? Why? I'm an age gapper! ....Why do I have to be in love with you? Why can't I let this go?

You, being an entire generation of fertile and disinterested women.

Wept under a bridge, in the dark, one Friday night.
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Imagine being some other homeless dude in Spokane, going to your favorite sleeping spot under the bridge.

You hear telling and hollering from far away, but when you get there, a fat man is sobbing into a phone about fuckboys, conservatives, atheists and Gen Z women (whatever that is?).

You slooowly walk backwards, cursing your luck. Guess it’s the park tonight!
 
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MeganDodgedABullet said:
I love broken blubbing Lucas, warms my jet-black heart :story:
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I’ll bet y’all that Lucas is (almost) as familiar to the local psychiatric systems as he is to us.

Any time he goes to the loony bin, the attending psychiatrist doesn’t even bother with: “So, tell me what’s bothering you?”

He just goes into the room with a “Hello Lucas! So how’s it going with the flatbills hoarding women despite being socialists? Zoomer babes still ignoring you despite being for Bernie?”
 
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Huge Fungus said:
You heard the man, send him a gay guy! 🏳️‍🌈🤤
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I Need Some Help From The LGBTQ And Slutty Zoomer Baes

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So, before I post the link to the next video which brings me much joy, let me say that the LGBT community likely won't help someone that calls women a slut in a derogatory manner while he calls himself a feminist. Hypocrisy isn't cute. Especially on pathetic, pedophilic hobos.

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Save *MY* Life From Suicide

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This video made me laugh and cringe so many times. I would almost feel bad if he wasn't such a disgusting piece of shit. He wants to talk shit about Gen Z and say that it is their fault but he refuses to see the issues in his own life. He expects them to basically take care of him like his mother clearly failed to do. He wants someone to save him from self-harm? He needs to go back to the hospital and admit to them that he is not taking his medication (because we all know he isn't). He needs to grow up and stop living life under the delusion that women are the issue when someone with even a teaspoon of clarity and self-awareness would have realized years ago that they were the issue if they were in his position. Instead, we have Pukas, who thinks that he is a "catch". He sincerely is not. He expects "hot Gen Z babes" to throw themselves at him with his diabetic-about-to-lose-a-foot, bipolar, homeless, broke, hobo ass. He has nothing to offer anyone and he isn't nearly as good looking as he thinks that he is.
 
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BowlOfDick said:
This video could get Lucas sent straight back to the nut house:

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Save *MY* Life From Suicide

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… which would be a great pity. My heart has yearned for his cringe for so, so long.
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In the end of this video he says “and I have to go to stabilization tonight because I’ve been sitting here crying”…
What is “stabilization”? Is it a section of the nuthouse?
 
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