Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Fapcop]

Spoiler: How to Make Your First Move With Her (360p)

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I sure hope Chris-chan sees this! This kinda sounds like the dating ed you’ve waiting for for decades! Oh, wait...

I always wanted to see these two team up. Lucas the crazy obnoxious one, and Chris as the straight man he can play up against going: “Hmm... Yeah...”

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

....The fact that he thought posting this video was a good idea that totally won't end up coming back on him one day when he's standing in front of a judge says alot

He's not even scary here, just loud and obnoxious. "Then we're not friends" is not a very intimidating thing to scream dude, nobody wants to be your friend. It's very funny how he clearly thinks that screaming like a less masculine Alex Jones on experimental amphetamines is attractive to young women. Oh wow a hobo ranting in the streets, damn so alpha ooh silverback daddy save me from my flatbill boyfriend. When of course anyone with two neurons to fire knows that screaming rage from a large man absolutely frightens and repulses women, but especially young women. He thinks because one of the words he's screaming is "CAPITALISM" then he comes across as righteously angry, a champion of what he imagines is a pissed-off socialist generation. But he can't stay on the topic of politics alone, and must come back to "share the women" again and again, not a very woke thing to say. Is Lucas even aware of the concept of an "incel" or what absolute poison an image of sexual entitlement is to modern young people?

edit: Oh and add "umbrage" to the list of words he uses without knowing the meaning of.

 

[Neko GF]

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[Fatal Walter]

I think he is trying to fleece people. My mom who worked in the prison system here is of the opinion that all the losers like Lucas are made aware of that voucher from DSHS. I was also willing to believe that he's just dumber than everyone else but yeah, I'm sure he needed an id for court or whatever so the cops would tell him if anything. Also wondering how he ran himself out of money after a few days when he spent the first part of the month in the mental hospital.

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This will never stop being relevant

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

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"Presume you're attractive..." *belches into hand*

Oh Lukey, never change!

"You don't even have to show a lot of emotion..."

Yes sir, Mr Werner sir, there's nothing the teens of Spokane like better than a dead-eyed psycho, slurring words at them from a medication-flattened monotone.

You pretty. Me have ice cream.... You like ice cream? Pretty girl like ice cream with dirty hobo? Pretty girl want to go to 31 flavors with dirty hobo? Pretty girl want to stand there while dirty hobo try each individual flavor on a pink tester spoon, and then say he's full?

(Naw, Pukas isn't even smart enough for that old trick)

 

[mothman96]

I think he is trying to fleece people. My mom who worked in the prison system here is of the opinion that all the losers like Lucas are made aware of that voucher from DSHS. I was also willing to believe that he's just dumber than everyone else but yeah, I'm sure he needed an id for court or whatever so the cops would tell him if anything. Also wondering how he ran himself out of money after a few days when he spent the first part of the month in the mental hospital.

I don't believe the Freak ran out money. Remember he has a history of scamming people. It's all a ploy to get people to give him money, buy him stuff.

 

[Fatal Walter]

And then he spends days mocking the people who give him money. Multiple videos where he's like "I can't believe this woman gave me money to insult her cats!" Yeah, neither can the rest of us. This is truly the worst timeline sometimes.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

An absolutely amazing quote made even more hilarious by the fact that he immediately follows it, without transition, by holding up a bag of smashed muffins and launching into a long explanation of where the homeless can score expiring baked goods in Spokane.

This is why I think Lucas may be on, or was on some type of drug. He transitions from "I'm not eating for days" to "Gen Z, fuck me!" in the same breath. His mind seems more overactive than he used to be.

 

[Krathnami]

Certainly Lucas would need an ID to be able to apply for the apartment situation he’s been yammering about. I’d bet money that he has an ID and by saying he doesn’t it gives him an out for why he can’t meet any women at the age gap bars. He’s utterly terrified of women and human interaction in general. He just wants to be able to say he could go to the bars and scoop them up if he wasn’t a victim.

 

[Wernology]

Working on the audio for tonight and...

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas has managed to tarnish the name of John carpenter . That takes work.

His mind is so broken and I love he put out a pick up guide video. He's not had sex in this or the last decade. Why should we listen to him?

I agree he's scamming for cash and has his ID he's not bright but, tries pulling fast ones only idiots fall for like... You're dumber than Lucas (word to his payee).

His entire theory of life is rape a child move in with her and be a lazy sack till she has a kid to rape. No where does he think of his health, bathing, food, housing. His entire maslows pyramid is RAPE CHILDREN.

Part of me wonders if this loony tunes right outta laugh house is trying to go back in ? Getting thrown in a loony bin is his most successful scam in his life.

I'm just glad he's back to mooing and reeeing. For once our tax dollars wasted on this pervert goes to amusing us.

 

[Amewsed]

Working on the audio for tonight and...

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Lucas needs to meet a "dexter" in his travels.

He's beyond salvaging at this point.

Working on the audio for tonight and...

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Looks like he's pinching one massive and brutal shit log into his pants. I'm certain of it.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I'm sure Lucas is trying to get put back in a mental hospital. He's outside all day currently in 100F heat. He must smell rotten and be miserable.

 

[Wernology]

Wow, it was finally done before midnight (barely) this time!

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I’m dying of laughter with his pagan bent today, screeching at a statue its the most unhinged Wern mania I’ve ever seen. I think he left the mental hospital just as crazy as when he went in if not more so.

Edit: Spokane seems likes it’s got some interesting history and landmarks though.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I was properly rewatching that Van der Waals Forces video, he did say daddy-daughter zygote, that’s disgusting. He wants a daughter to reproduce with for his daddy daughter spring autumn romance? Or he wants to be the same age as a little girls dad? Cambridge, Zurich, telomere attrition, Ancient Greece, blah blah. I’m pretty sure he wants both age gap love and an incestuous relationship with a daughter. When he says older daddy he thinks he’ll be like some sort of father figure to his hypothetical significant other.

Lucas has made it pretty clear in the past he wants a daughter to molest. He only talks about Future Wifey giving him a daughter, never a son, and says the best part of having a daughter is “being called daddy.” Not best part of having kids…specifically a daughter.

When Lucas says he wants love he means an impossible fantasy of limitless teenage sex, having his ego and emotional needs served constantly, not having to work, and probably lots of food. Nothing that involves him doing any labor, actual or emotional. No possibility of fights, break ups, hurt feelings, or anything going wrong. For him getting the relationship should take no effort, and maintaining it should take no effort.

Lucas wants a relationship that mirrors the one his mummy gave him when he was a small child, but also upgrade that with unconditional sex.

Baby Lucas lays around the house being entertained by telly and spinny colorful mobile toys, while New Mother works, cleans, feeds him tendies, cleans Lucas and changes his nappy, brings him toys and also, because he’s a big boy now, provides blowjobs and tiddies.

This is what Lucas wants, at the end of the day: young fuckmummy who will do everything for Lucas so he can be a giant tended baby all day, and be young enough to stay pretty until his old age…and in the meantime, birth him a new, backup fuckmummy to take over when original fuckmummy becomes too hideously middle-aged.

It’s a bold new take on the usual “feed me tendies and work to support me and suck my dick” incel. He ups the ante by demanding a bonus daughter to raise for eventually replacing the ancient haggard 30 yr old wifey.

The freak is filming random young women -"see how healthy they are, those two. That's what I need in mommy material"

WHY IS THERE NO HORRIFYING RATING HIGHER THAN “HORRIFYING.”

Today in the Lucas Werner Rpg...

Lucas has discovered a new area on his map: The Age Gap District! Conveniently located only a few hundred feet away from the STA (his current respawn location), the Age Gap District is a happening place, site of the Age Gap Scene. Gen X men and Gen Z girls are procreating like mad there, creating healthy offspring and enjoying intense feelings of well-being. Some say that this scene is relatively new, and only sprang up after Lucas Colby Werner began popularizing his research on the benefits of gap breeding. But it's locked! You need proper ID to get in, and Lucas doesn't have that. So he has a quest item to get.

How long until he gets it?

This really does need to be a follow-along game for the thread.

Working on the audio for tonight and...

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I leave the thread for a few months and when I come back, Lucas has aged 10 years. Jesus fucking Christ.

 

[WonderWino]

Among other insanity, lucas now claims his age leads to low T that is causing him to go through a 'second puberty'

 

[Charles Kinbote]

Angry now--possibly drunk? Very straightforward message.

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[Poop Shoot]

Feast or famine with this fat fucking faggot.

Glad to have him back, street ranting Lucas is my favorite. I don’t understand how he can look at these videos and think “yes, this is how I want the world to see me”

He’s terminally stupid. There is no cure. I just hope he doesn’t end up raping some poor girl one day.

 

[Wernology]

Among other insanity, lucas now claims his age leads to low T that is causing him to go through a 'second puberty'

"You fuck around on me"?

Does...has his brain rot progressed to the point that he thinks he's literally dating all Gen Z women and they're all cheating on him and that's why they're not fucking him?

Also his grasp on science is getting worse and more bizarre.

Wow, he has legitimately no idea how to read any social cues at all.

Smiling and brushing hair out of one's face isn't a "signal that they like you" it's a signal that she's brushing the hair out of her face while laughing at you if the smile was in conjunction with her actually telling you she hates you.

Also he hates it when they...laugh, I guess.

I just love how he thinks these are "mixed signals" when the only signals there are that nobody likes you.