Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

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Ah yes - that violent terrorist Fredrick Brennan, the wheelchair bound dwarf with bones like glass that used to run a forum for sperg and edge lords. Truly, someone to be as terrified of next to lesbian rape gangs, Jesse Singal, and imaginary Nazis.

Careful, Jake - Hotwheels might run over your foot or send his Asian mail order bride after you!
 
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Jake is problematic and dangerous. He has been stalking several women for years, and stalking a disabled man
And he wonders why the troon brigade avoid him like he’s a live grenade.
He’s not mentally deficient, so I’m sure he’s figured it out; but he mindspeaks it to the point that maybe he does actually believe he’s living in the 1940s, and nazis could be anywhere
 
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Stinkyboy said:
We all know he means Chelsea

If he could just explain, she’ll need him again! Dude’s Greer level delusional
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I do wonder if it could be Becky Gerber (currently preoccupied with a fake miscarriage and her non-husband being fired for past inappropriate comments) or maybe one or two of the other people with even a slight profile that he lusts respects as people, doesn't want to just use for connections, and really think should watch Kamen Rider.
 
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Next Task said:
I do wonder if it could be Becky Gerber (currently preoccupied with a fake miscarriage and her non-husband being fired for past inappropriate comments) or maybe one or two of the other people with even a slight profile that he lusts respects as people, doesn't want to just use for connections, and really think should watch Kamen Rider.
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I would lean towards PHH because they're more chummy and actually spend some time with each other. On the other hand, why would Jake care about taht? The Basic Becky household have some amount of industry connections and money while Hazel is the sterotypical perma-broke troon. It's tricky, choosing Becky over Hazel would be pretty vile so maybe it's Becky.
 
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Smaug's Smokey Hole said:
I would lean towards PHH because they're more chummy and actually spend some time with each other. On the other hand, why would Jake care about taht? The Basic Becky household have some amount of industry connections and money while Hazel is the sterotypical perma-broke troon. It's tricky, choosing Becky over Hazel would be pretty vile so maybe it's Becky.
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Jake allegedly met Daniel Klein on his trip to Big Bad Con, so I can totally see him making some kind of tone-deaf offer to host them. "Now that you've got all this free time, wanna come watch Kamen Rider?"
 
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Yeah this is jake, an incel who forms russell-greer-level fantasy attachments over the internet, so "people letting him down" could mean anything or nothing.

My guess is he saw some online stranger's offhand remark about visiting family in new england or taking a flight with a boston layover, and jake popped into yon DMs ("um, hi?") to propose the two of them share a cherry cola at ye olde new london malt shop.
 
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"Becky with the fried hair" Gerber could have him visit, so that when he killed himself afterward, it'd be yet another suicide of a "soulmate." It's win-win: Jake forever remembered by Becky as first a "good friend" then "best friend" then "spouse" as her hysterics increased, Becky with all the asspats she could crave from having an intimate murdered by mean words on Kiwi Farms, and the American taxpayer freed from its Jake-shaped burden.
 
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
"Becky with the fried hair" Gerber could have him visit, so that when he killed himself afterward, it'd be yet another suicide of a "soulmate." It's win-win: Jake forever remembered by Becky as first a "good friend" then "best friend" then "spouse" as her hysterics increased, Becky with all the asspats she could crave from having an intimate murdered by mean words on Kiwi Farms, and the American taxpayer freed from its Jake-shaped burden.
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Basic Becky would never let one of her tranny NEET waifus into her home. They are only there for internet points and if they’re close to make her parents uncomfortable on vacations. Jake couldn’t even “rape” her with his micro penis (I suspect a normal penis would also have a hard time with how fat Becky is now).
 
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Basic Becky would never let one of her tranny NEET waifus into her home. They are only there for internet points and if they’re close to make her parents uncomfortable on vacations. Jake couldn’t even “rape” her with his micro penis (I suspect a normal penis would also have a hard time with how fat Becky is now).
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Jake would be Krissy 2.0 - a troon kept at arm's length to be used as a tool to piss off her parents and to earn queer/tranny points, then shoved aside and forgotten until Becky's neglect pushes them into 41%-ing. Then they get the honor of having their corpse dragged out by Becky and humped to death for asspats and e-begging.
 
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