Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 26 1.0%
  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 146 5.5%
  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 379 14.2%
  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 545 20.5%
  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 394 14.8%
  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 318 12.0%
  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 192 7.2%
  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 661 24.8%

  • Total voters
    2,661
Everyone speculating on whether Ryann is making aheago face and ducking on things and sticking out her tits at her little brother for sexual attention: yes. Yes she is. The video right before the title shot was her flirting with Hunter some more.
White trailer trash with the urge to inbreed. I am shocked.

"It's OK, y'all - he's only my half-brother, so the kids will only be half retarded!"

Tess is so hard up for attention that she's setting her sights on the only male there that she's not 100% related to. It's even grosser when you factor in that the guy is barely an adult and looks like her oldest son.
 
Tess is so hard up for attention that she's setting her sights on the only male there that she's not 100% related to. It's even grosser when you factor in that the guy is barely an adult and looks like her oldest son.
Even worse, Hunter and Rylee are both the same age! :c
 
She spent a hell of a lot of time on her phone for a first ever family vacation. All the time it would have taken for her thirsty swimsuit photos, plus replying to comments etc. Considering the content from the last few days, I'm honestly wondering if her trip wasn't subsidised by “someone”. It wouldn't have been cheap for accommodation and travel, and I'm sure Tess doesn't have money to throw around.
 
She spent a hell of a lot of time on her phone for a first ever family vacation. All the time it would have taken for her thirsty swimsuit photos, plus replying to comments etc. Considering the content from the last few days, I'm honestly wondering if her trip wasn't subsidised by “someone”. It wouldn't have been cheap for accommodation and travel, and I'm sure Tess doesn't have money to throw around.
That's what those thot swimsuit pics are for. Sugar Daddy shelled out big bucks for her family vacation, and by god he's going to get his money's worth.

I'll bet there are more photos were she's gorging on cake and then sitting on it that she DM'd to him.
 
Is it me or is the “I look so good on my knees” photoset with kneeling mouth open shot just an advert for new cakejohns?
It 100% is. She's been silent on the ol TikkyToks recently then posted these three all at once.


 
The thing that wrecks me is that she's posting these on her PUBLIC INSTA. Among family holiday snaps. What if HER DAD inevitably saw them while looking for family photos?? There will be him and Bowie holiday pics right next to his daughter doing soft core porn. Like does she know her family can see this sexual stuff??
Why doesn't she make a secret insta for her sex work??
Because she’s a massive (lol) narc and narcs think they’re terribly clever, smarter than everyone else.

If she had a private acct for sex work, it would be leaked and everyone would know she farts on cakes for rent! No, she will stealth advertise under the guise of “just taking sexy pics of meeee, just normal moddle stuff!” No one can possibly tell she’s advertising for a new feeder cakejohn this way! She just like, loves herself so much and is so confident, you guys.

Also her half brother looks so fucking uncomfortable with the emotional incest his whale of an older sister-by-the-same-mister is subjecting him to…she’s disgusting for using Hunter to get her narc male-attention fix and prove to herself she “still gots it.” She’s disgusting always, but this is worse than usual. Tess really is trying to prove that when Bowie is a teen, she’ll be the mawm at open house, lowkey flirting with his schoolmates and wearing a nauseatingly lowcut top while “Stacey’s mom has got it going on” plays smugly in her head.
 
It’s never been clearer to me than in this photo series that Tess is advertising as a sex worker. (It’s kind of amazing that nothing has surfaced though.) No matter how pretty a girl is, no matter how narcissistic she is or how much she loves herself, she’s not going to take pictures on her knees with mouth open if she wasn’t trying to get a buyer. (Not saying Tess is pretty-her pretty for a fat girl days have long passed.)

As hideous as Tess is and all the ugly things there are to stare at, I found this picture fascinating.

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Did she arrange them or Bowie? If Bowie did, I’d be paying attention. They are laid out perfectly, the right number on each side, even Superman’s cape behind him stretched out perfectly. I don’t recognize all the characters, but it seems to me the hulk types are at the top, superheroes on the sides, and Star Wars in middle and the end. Boys -and I’ve known a lot- tend to just dump their toys out and aren’t making designs out of them. The meticulous ones will sit them on a shelf maybe, but at age 5? Bin or toy box if reminded or dumped ragtag on floor. I hope them being perfectly arranged is not a sign of a desperate need for stability and control in this child’s life.

If Tess did it, it’d still be odd. Like, why would she arrange her son’s toys like that-is her entire life a potential Instagram post? (Yes) So wouldn’t it have been more authentic dumped in a pile?

Okay, I’ll accept my autistic ratings with grace as I know it’s very overlookable (not a word), and weird thing to notice and likely meaningless. I just found it odd but maybe I also found it more interesting and a nice break from looking at Tess’ fat and grease and imagining her coming on to her little brother or having rando pay her for sex.
 
It's absolutely amazing to see just how fast age can hit a deathfat. One moment they have that disturbing endless obese toddler look and next time you look at their pictures they look like the fat grandma who lives in the shabby house down the street and owns 28 cats.

A deathfat can age 30 years in one year if they get fat enough and it's usually a sign of some serious health concerns. Happened to Chantal, happened to Amber and now it starting to happen to Tess. She better have good health insurance. She is looking bad.
 
I was going through her Instagram looking at old photos, and even 12-18 months ago she looked so much better compared to now. Not just that she's bigger, her skin discolouration, much more cellulite, and really showing a lot of weight in her face. Her face was the only thing that got her any work, and now her skin is greasy and full of blackheads. Her poor diet has caught up with her fast.
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In other news... she's totally not fixated on her little brother. No idea what the other slide is about, just thought I'd add it anyway
 
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I knew this was too articulate for her. She's plagiarizing now. I know people copy and paste quotes on Instagram but I found the real author in a less than one min search.

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If you look at this photo, she has no knees. So it looks like a double leg amputee standing on her stumps. I can't unsee it now.

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If you look at this photo, she has no knees. So it looks like a double leg amputee standing on her stumps. I can't unsee it now.

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It's a glimpse of the future, when the 'beetus claims her legs.

Any bets that CakeDaddy asked her to pose like that so he and her CakeJohns can fantasize about an immobile Tess? Lots of feeders get off on making it so their targets can't move and rely on them 100%
 
I knew this was too articulate for her. She's plagiarizing now. I know people copy and paste quotes on Instagram but I found the real author in a less than one min search.

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If you look at this photo, she has no knees. So it looks like a double leg amputee standing on her stumps. I can't unsee it now.

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It’s like a horror movie. The photographer has caught her mid-collapse into Cronenberg flesh blob.
 
In other news... she's totally not fixated on her little brother. No idea what the other slide is about, just thought I'd add it anyway
First of all, astrology, lol dumb. Second, how emotional intelligence could look like manipulation? Isn't it, like, the opposite? I mean, all about empathy and sympathy? Would you suspect someone, who can understand your feelings, notice niceties in your mood and perhaps co-feel (not a word) with you, in manipulation? Unless you have diagnosed paranoia, but then again, “everyone”?
 
First of all, astrology, lol dumb. Second, how emotional intelligence could look like manipulation? Isn't it, like, the opposite? I mean, all about empathy and sympathy? Would you suspect someone, who can understand your feelings, notice niceties in your mood and perhaps co-feel (not a word) with you, in manipulation? Unless you have diagnosed paranoia, but then again, “everyone”?
I think Tess uses her Instagram to snark at people, same as some people do on Facebook with vague posting a rant, then make another post how people shouldn't think it was about them personally. Tess has fuck all personality, she needs astrology to have some identity and palm off her bad behaviour and lack of self control. She also uses it to attach to people (same sign or rising) to claim a special bond. A lot of narcs will claim they are empaths and feel everything so deeply, they just don't realise everything they do is self centric. Tess makes literally everything about herself, claiming it's her astro and she can't help caring, but it's narcissism, because she only cares about how it affects her, or how she can use it to make her look good. Then, at the slightest hint of criticism or distancing, she martyrs herself as a victim. It's just her Cancer sun, Scorp rising though, not personality disorder and emotional dysfunction.
 
Because she’s a massive (lol) narc and narcs think they’re terribly clever, smarter than everyone else.

If she had a private acct for sex work, it would be leaked and everyone would know she farts on cakes for rent! No, she will stealth advertise under the guise of “just taking sexy pics of meeee, just normal moddle stuff!” No one can possibly tell she’s advertising for a new feeder cakejohn this way! She just like, loves herself so much and is so confident, you guys.
She's already posted shit like "sex work is REAL work" before, so it's pretty obvious she's a literal fat whore who lets people fuck her fat folds. I'm sure that Tess is frustrated that she's not getting any acknowledgement as the hardest working whore of them all. Why can't people see that she's like Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas or Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman (except of course WAY prettier than Julia since she has REEEL curves)? Tess Mooliday rights are human rights!

Anyway... it's interesting how no one in her closest family seem to be proper ham planets like Tess. Her dad's side clearly is normal weight - I think her mom's side is a bit on the obese side, but none of them seem to reach Tess's planet status.
 
Excellent choice of age appropriate TV viewing Tess. Parent of The Year.
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She's already posted shit like "sex work is REAL work" before, so it's pretty obvious she's a literal fat whore who lets people fuck her fat folds. I'm sure that Tess is frustrated that she's not getting any acknowledgement as the hardest working whore of them all. Why can't people see that she's like Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas or Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman (except of course WAY prettier than Julia since she has REEEL curves)? Tess Mooliday rights are human rights!

Anyway... it's interesting how no one in her closest family seem to be proper ham planets like Tess. Her dad's side clearly is normal weight - I think her mom's side is a bit on the obese side, but none of them seem to reach Tess's planet status.
Cbf cropping, and I don't know if these have already been posted somewhere here. It doesn't appear (other than puppy fat) that Tess was particularly large until she had Rylie at 20. I know her mums a bit bigger now, but it appears Tess didn't grow up in a family where everyone was grossly overweight as the norm.



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Cbf cropping, and I don't know if these have already been posted somewhere here. It doesn't appear (other than puppy fat) that Tess was particularly large until she had Rylie at 20. I know her mums a bit bigger now, but it appears Tess didn't grow up in a family where everyone was grossly overweight as the norm.

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The only pic in that long lineup in which she isn't a total fatty is the one of her eighth birthday. Fuck that "puppy fat" shit; she's legit obese in every other one. I know being here on the Deathfats forum for too long can seriously skew your ideas of what's obese and what's just chubby, but she was seriously obese well before Rylee was born.

I can't tell which event got her to start stuffing her face—was it her parents' divorce, or Beth getting shot in the head? But look at the family pic with Beth's second husband, who Beth divorced when Ryann was 14—those massive, fatty upper arms are already coming right along at age 13-14. "Puppy fat," my ass.

Yes, she gained a lot of weight while pregnant with Rylee (gotta eat for two!), and in the years immediately after, but I'll venture that's because she was out on her own, making her own money, and thus she could finally eat whatever she wanted without being accountable to her mother or grandmother. Whatever restraints they may have been able to impose on her overeating were gone once she left home, and she's spent the last 16 years continuing to eat whatever she wants.
 
Tess has fuck all personality, she needs astrology to have some identity and palm off her bad behaviour and lack of self control.
Shit, man, there was a video out today where Trisha Paytas said something along the lines of "I have a personality disorder so that's why I do cosplay and stuff. I have no identity of my own so I borrow it from others." Tess is below THAT on the self-awareness scale.
 
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