Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

[Bad Take Crucifier]

As disgusting as Pantsu is, she's really making a horrible mistake. If she has this baby she's 100% GUNTED forever. There will be no turning back. No chance of finding a good man. This will haunt her forever when she's inevitably divorced. At least Faith has a relatively wealthy and smart family to support her...

Pantsu seems to be totally estranged from her family and she's speedrunning her way to being a single mom on food stamps.

 

[MeltyTW]

nigh infertile mantsu and tiny dicked ralph were fated to bring us the second demon child in this anti-miracle.

also how tf are they supposed to afford another kid in addition to the many court cases and drug habits and wigger spending on kill report dollars?

 

[Mic Nejah]

Please let this baby come out black.

Please let this baby come out directly to CPS.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

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Giving me some distinctive CWC vibes

 

[Thomas Highway]

This shit is genuinely hilarious.

Ralph is dooming himself to child support he cannot pay simply to spite people on the Internet.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Amazing. Like a day after getting BTFO in court by his firstborn's grandpa, presumably separating him from that child, Ralph goes and makes another baby.

 

[MeltyTW]

Giving me some distinctive CWC vibes
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ralph birthing the new chris is some far eastern cycle of life karma/dharma shit

Amazing. Like a day after getting BTFO in court by his firstborn's grandpa, presumably separating him from that child, Ralph goes and makes another baby.

i love that (allegedly ralph's) sperm has, like the best fucking comedic timing of anything ever.

 

[Sam Losco]

Spoiler: I wasn't going to steal this from /cow/ but I have to now.

 

[Neil]

Of fucking COURSE he'd knock May up before they even officially got married. I doubt they even have a timeline or an ideal marriage date picked out. All Ralph did was slide a ring on her finger and post a pic on twitter, no further thought.

Stupid fucking redneck. He'll be caught in the same cycle he is with the Vickers when he eventually fucks things up with May irreparably.

I fear for the potential child. May is going to Barb the FUCK out of that kid, boy or girl, by living out her lolicon/shotacon fantasies through them. until they hit puberty and are no longer attractive to her. Ralph is going to be busy streaming to an audience of 20 people or wandering around in another state repeating the same IRL streaming fuckups that he did with Andy Warski.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Spoiler: I wasn't going to steal this from /cow/ but I have to now.

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Jesus Fucking Christ I am considering killing myself after seeing this

 

[Terrorist]

ralph birthing the new chris is some far eastern cycle of life karma/dharma shit


i love that (allegedly ralph's) sperm has, like the best fucking comedic timing of anything ever.

May’s form of BPD is very Barb-like. I could see a younger, more energetic Barb acting somewhat like May does now.

 

[BanquetMegaBowl]

20$ says Pantsu divorces him and names the kid Josh to spite him

 

[TheFieldisNicelySeasoned]

Imagine your mother being a pedophile and your father being Ethan fucking Ralph. He'll have so many birth defects that the doctors will think he's inbred.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Remember when Idiocracy was satire, not a playbook? Ethanol Liver doesn't remember.

 

[PuffyGroundCloud]

Didn't expect for the Second Harvest.
May the Corn God save us all.

 

[MeltyTW]

May’s form of BPD is very Barb-like. I could see a younger, more energetic Barb acting somewhat like May does now.

I DIDNT EVEN THINK OF THAT, ITS TROOOO hes giving birth to chris chan 2, even got the touchy mother figure! fuck time is a circle.

 

[instythot]

Spoiler: I wasn't going to steal this from /cow/ but I have to now.

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Those /cow/boys are working under the misguided assumption that Ethan can move his own weight enough times to cause the necessary friction for ejaculation when he's in the missionary position.

 

[Thomas Highway]

Gator remains a virgin.

 

[MediocreMilt]

20$ says Pantsu divorces him and names the kid Josh to spite him

ADE It's be gay as fuck to actually ADE WON do it, but what do you think Pantsu's price MATTHEW VICKERS SAVED HIS GRANDSON FROM THE POOR CHILD'S FATHER is? Like if someone KickFundMe'd her enough ETHAN RALPH IS A SEX OFFENDER WHO GOT OFF BECAUSE FAITH COULDN'T BEAR THE TRAUMA IN COURT money she'd name Ralph's baby Josh? ADE GAVE RALPH BENZOS SO SHE WOULDN'T HAVE TO FUCK HIM

 

[Noproblemo]

Kek, the potent Ralphamale sperm. How does he do it? Is he doing this to spite Jewsh after he posted about wanting kids and a family?

Which came first? The ring or the baby?