Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

[Jazz never died!]

Truly epic lulz hes fighting to see his first kid where his name isn't even on the birth certificate. Now he has a second child that he has too raise. While he only has to raise one. Then again Ralph is 35 and his career is hosting a once popular internet show. He will 53-54 when the kid is 18. Ralph good luck my advise is to stop this feud with Kiwi Farms it makes you look like a fool. The last thing you want is to keep getting involved or starting internet feuds when you have kids looking up to you for guidance. Then again what other choice do you have other than your irrelevant internet show. Because your rep has been destroyed by your on actions, and i imagine Mcdonalds wouldn't even hire you.

 

[Just Another Apocalypse]

If no one has mentioned it before: Lets wait until there's a dna test.

Ralphie boy smacks of cuck.

 

[Kheapathic]

Another child? Dear Lord, why must incompetent people be allow to foster children?

Someone or a group of someone equated selective breeding with a man who fought the bankers... and also a violation of their human rights. Because creating a burden for everyone else is somehow a human fucking right.

 

[Weapon of Durgasoft]

Ethan Ralph is an argument in favor of eugenics

I disagree. Humans have been selectively breeding pigs and horses for thousands of years and still this happens.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Lol, so his ex wife was the only person he didn't knock up...that's actually pretty funny.

 

[King Ethanol Liver Ralph]

Welp, it's abortion time boys.

No other option.

May would never allow her new sex toy to be taken away from her

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Pantsu will birth a child for him to molest. Ralph is lying because trannies can't get pregnant.

 

[Kerr Avon]

Random.txt never fails

 

[The Last Stand]

Lol, so his ex wife was the only person he didn't knock up...that's actually pretty funny.

Ralph's a whore.

 

[SargonF00t]

Use a condom

They don't make them that small.

 

[Decoy St. Chum]

Then again Ralph is 35 and his career is hosting a once popular internet show. He will be dead when the kid is 18.

FTFY

 

[An automatic clown]

Does anyone actually know how old the horse faced girl is?

 

[make_it_so]

I still don't understand why any woman would willingly have sex with someone who looks and probably smells like Ethan Ralph.

 

[kadoink]

Poor children. They must have been serial killers to end up reincarnated with this as a father.

 

[Fuck It We'll Do It Live]

Since he's a tranny now he probably wishes he could get pregnant.

Considering the HRT he has been on for almost a year he won't be fertile anymore either.

 

[trolol]

Here's a pic of the child:
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I was trying to picture a fat horse, thank you.

also fuck you, I'm horrified.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Winning over Null at least since reproduction is the meaning of life.

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

I think we can all collectively agree that the Ralpha Male has totally owned us by impregnating his ugly pedophile fiancee. I have never been so owned by another man

 

[Justtocheck]

I want to know if May's asshole was thumbed and sniffed during the conception of the baby. Perhaps that's the secret to impragnate after you've destroyed your sperm with booze, meth, tobacco and pills. Fuck acupuncture.

 

[Chode]

Will she booze through the pregnancy? I can't imagine existing around Ralph sober 24/7.