Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

There's still the possibility it'll turn out like this.

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Pretty sure Null's pepper plants will have a higher collective IQ than Ralph's Arby and Maker infused spawn.
If Ralph keeps shit up at this rate; Null's not gonna be able to take that week off in September.

Also as an aside, remembering the creepy shit about Pantsu watching Faith's kid when their three-way was still trying to be a thing. It makes me think of the Charles Manson gang and... I think it was the Van Houten girl. Something about giving her infant child a blowjob or some creepy shit like that... that's Mama Pantsu.
 
Anybody with common sense would come to the conclusion that Ethan wasn't dad material.
.....which is why he went and knocked up a horse, instead.

Also, that kid is going to be fucked up. Your mom endorses lolicon, and your dad's a known deadbeat.
Seems like a recipe for a school shooter in the making to me.
 
Time is a flat fucking circle.
People incapable of guilt, usually do have a good time, but Ralphamale seems to be coping/seething and having a very bad time of it. How do we square this circle, Figger? Six pack of Lone Star tall-boys worth a philosiphizing monologue from ya, buddy?
 
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