Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[Pargon]

Speaking of Zoe Quinn's cucks, did you hear about Nathan Grayson's new job?
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“the importance of games + streaming as a culture/industry”

oh so he’s the asshole to blame for that? fucking finally, i was waiting for someone to admit it. now where’s my gun?

(my minecraft gun, of course)

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

That shirt is fucking filthy. Why would you take a picture wearing it?

She should start a GoFundMe to raise the $5 she needs to buy a lint roller.

 

[Water-T]

That shirt is fucking filthy. Why would you take a picture wearing it?

She's saving the dried jizz as a snack for later.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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What a coincidence the grout line of her shower gets warped on the same plane as her hip/waist.

Indeed. She hasn't been that thin since birth.

 

[MediocreMilt]

If a video game character looked as thin as Zoe's pic, Anita would complain about it.

Good for Zoe dropping enough of the death-weight pounds from a few years back to even be able to fat-girl angle/photoshop that.

But she still murdered Alec and belongs in prison forever.

 

[Tanner Glass]

If you're wondering what Zoe has been up to - it's apparently been working on a fake-SA article with @Lowtax.

Blizzard Employees Claim “Epstein Suite” Did Not Contain Reference to Jeffrey Epstein

Lawsuit response insists “the portrait came with the hotel room”

medium.com

I'm not sure who this is more embarrassing for - Lowtax or Zoe.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I'm not sure who this is more embarrassing for - Lowtax or Zoe.

wow tough call. Zoe Quinn's trying to grift Blizzard misogyny clout with a domestic abuser who cheated on, and beat, his wives. Is Zoe fucking serious? She's in deep shit if no one else will work with her.

Lowtax is a psychopath, a stalker, a deadbeat dad, an adulterer, an alcoholic who was so irritating he was kicked off of his own web forum. Lowtax is just as bad if not worse than the Blizzard employees. Nigga is fucking universally hated in all industries. Same for Zoe Quinn, she's despised, she's an abuser and a narcissist. They are both cursed.
God it's poetry. It rhymes.

EDIT: Lowtax is evil

 

[Haramburger]

cheated on his wife.

cheated, beat, tried to deport, one had to escape the country to get away from him. Really you're understating how much the founder of SomethingAwful respects women, something Chelsea really benefits from riffing criticisms with.

She would have loved to have this connection with him in the '05-'09 era when she was actually using the site, funny that she only gets to him after he's sold it off and has zero power/relevance anymore. Rich is in trouble with trannies for his wife-beating, not sure what she sees in associating with a guy that's only going to drag her down & it's not like she can pull him up any. I don't see her plugging this on twitter yet either. So weird.

Good for Zoe dropping enough of the death-weight pounds from a few years back to even be able to fat-girl angle/photoshop that.

It's pure photo sorcery, someone this fat who quits everything or is fired doesn't transform their fat body after 16 months of quarantine while also sitting constantly for computerized work-from-home.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

cheated, beat, tried to deport, one had to escape the country to get away from him. Really you're understating how much the founder of SomethingAwful respects women, something Chelsea really benefits from riffing criticisms with.

...She killed Alex Holowka with her fake abuse story grift. But she'll work with a man who literally beat his wife...

 

[Haramburger]

Oh my God. She killed Alex Holowka with her fake abuse story grift. But she'll work with a man who literally beat his wife?

And there's no way she doesn't know about the court records or ongoing cases. Maybe you could hang with someone who still has clout, like a Mark Waid or a Randy Pitchford, who is constantly in legal trouble or in shady dealings but the benefits still outweigh the baggage. You want work in a certain industry, or they have access to cash or can network you with someone you need. Lowtax has none of this anymore. He's nothing but baggage. I can't see her train of thought in risking her already shitty reputation further with a guy who can't do anything for her, just to make unfunny banter in a medium article that only the wrong people will see.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

I honestly thought Zoe already hit Rock Bottom. But I was wrong, it turns out there is a crawlspace below Rock Bottom and Zoe Quinn is living there.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

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What a coincidence the grout line of her shower gets warped on the same plane as her hip/waist.

Haven't checked out this thread in a while, but the waist isn't the only thing wonky here.
When you compare this image to her leaked nudes from the beginning of Gamergate, those boobs are way more massive than the toffifay-sized butterbags she had in those images.

Did she get a boobjob or is this just excessive use of weapons-grade silicone pads in her bra?

 

[Haramburger]

Haven't checked out this thread in a while, but the waist isn't the only thing wonky here.
When you compare this image to her leaked nudes from the beginning of Gamergate, those boobs are way more massive than the toffifay-sized butterbags she had in those images.

Did she get a boobjob or is this just excessive use of weapons-grade silicone pads in her bra?

She got breast work done in Japan(probably string implants). They've been big for a few years thanks to Tingle money or a weeb benefactor, unclear which. It's in the table of contents/pages 516-528, in the late 2018 timeframe. Some think the implants were inserted 2016, and they grew from there based on the procedure.

Side note, it's crazy how the page numbers I originally wrote have all kind of drifted backwards 2 numbers or so, based on deleted posts I assume? I don't think the default number of posts per page has changed in recent years. I should probably look into it in Forum Discussion sometime.

 

[Articles and Nudes]

Who will accuse the other of abuse first, you think?

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Who will accuse the other of abuse first, you think?

They'll have really loud, angry sex and then thereafter both will assume that they raped the other person and thus never mention it again.

 

[Archeopthryx]

Zoe Quinn is old and Lowtax will have sex with her.

Better have strong fingers to cartwheel her on her cunt, Rich.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Dick and Chelsea are two peas in a pod: old, thirsty, pariahs, desperate to recapture their glory days, broke, and irrelevant. They would be the type to fuck but never take it beyond that because each of them feel they could do better…but actually can’t.

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

What a coincidence the grout line of her shower gets warped on the same plane as her hip/waist.

Calling it now. This is a woman who will be found two weeks after her death when her neighbors complain that the smell from her apartment has gotten worse. Her corpse will have been partially eaten by her cats.

 

[Water-T]

Calling it now. This is a woman who will be found two weeks after her death when her neighbors complain that the smell from her apartment has gotten worse. Her corpse will have been partially eaten by her cats.

They'll find the cats dead too. Eating Chelsea's flesh will give them a litany of STDs that kills them within hours.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Grrr, me scary!

More bitching about the gaming industry.

Drinkin'

Celebrating her "birthday"

Slutty modeling?

More dog abuse.