Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

[AeroFanta]

Is Ralph the red neck from the Ideocracy intro?

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

Food stamps are the opposite of alpha male energy. I don't make the rules.

Babies are fucking expensive to maintain, and 14 cents a day on Odysee and a Subway Sandwich Artist's part time paycheck certainly ain't buying formula and diapers. That will be left to the American Tax Payer.

 

[A Traveler]

Welp another demon spawn from the loins of Ralph. He never learns a damn thing does he.

 

[Kheapathic]

Every Friday stream, Null starts with some variation of "I don't want to talk about X" and ends up talking about them anyway. If Ralph wants Josh to keep his mouth shut, all he needs to do is stop fucking up. I mean, how hard can that be.

 

[Xenomorph]

Five bucks says hors was pregnant beforehand by some other rando.. Also that baby is already being pickled in that things womb

 

[BoboPussyDiver]

Its like he’s trying to fuck his life up as fast as possible.
When is he sending digibro the sextape as revenge?

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Ralph, you are the exact opposite of what Pantsu is attracted to, and she's openly said she thinks you're beneath her. The only reason she's with you is she couldn't find anyone better in Diddler Dax's clique or anime Twitter.

Once she grows bored of you, she'll do you like how she did Digibro: Cuck you, then turn on you publicly and air out all your dirty laundry. You'll go from her lovely trad beau to an evil alt-right Nazi abuser who forced her into a hellish, traumatizing existence in an instant. (but as with Digi, I bet the truth is she has you pussywhipped and is your worst enabler). You'll try to sue her over it, or she'll sue you, and she'll felt you in court.

She's not gonna want anything to do with the Guntlet either - too long to wait and too much effort to molest when anime kids are just a click away - and won't let you foist it on her family and her new squeeze like Faith did, so good luck trying to get Gator to raise it or sending it to live with Rand in Australia or whatever. Because Godbear knows you couldn't give a fuck either!

Don't bother. If he's not able to see the issue in having a mentality stunted lolicon in charge of rearing his offspring, there really is no reaching him. No matter what is said to him, no matter how many times people try to keep him from self-immolating, he's too caught up in playing Alpha Chad Savior of the White Race.

 

[Xenomorph]

Its like he’s trying to fuck his life up as fast as possible.
When is he sending digibro the sextape as revenge?

Cops are gonna be at his door soon enough for non payment of child support. Cant wait for gunt to get hunted by alimony and child support for two spawn,

 

[Mans Holeman]

I guess we now know that spite helps to boost fertility. I hope breeding little guntlets with whatever reject Ralph can find doesn't become a hobby. The impact it could have on the human gene pool could be staggering.

 

[Sithis]

Damn. She really is going to carry that gunt.

 

[grumble_bum]

10-14 days is perfect for a conception the day that Chris got arrested. Literally, they were so high off shouting my name at Chris, they went home and immediately conceived.

This is the second spite baby I have created with my evil powers.

The moment you leave this happens. I wonder what Ralph will do after you've been gone for a whole week.

 

[Calefactorite]

10-14 days is perfect for a conception the day that Chris got arrested. Literally, they were so high off shouting my name at Chris, they went home and immediately conceived.

This is the second spite baby I have created with my evil powers.

You know Ralph shouted your name when he climaxed.

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

10-14 days is perfect for a conception the day that Chris got arrested. Literally, they were so high off shouting my name at Chris, they went home and immediately conceived.

This is the second spite baby I have created with my evil powers.

 

[Paradigm]

Why do I have to carry that gunt too tho, D:

 

[TaterFarmer]

will we get to see this one?

You'll have to pay for the OnlyFans to see it.

 

[Heather Mason]

Winning over Null at least since reproduction is the meaning of life.

If reproduction is the meaning of life then Gunt gets a D. He technically passed but nobody is impressed. His children will have daddy issues (if he even lives long enough to affect them) and he will leave them absolutely nothing when he passes. Good parents leave their children houses, valuable collectibles, land, businesses, connections. Assets

The Ralphamale will bequeath to his children a mountain of empty liquor bottles and consumer debt. I'm pretty sure Null can manage to do better

 

[Kheapathic]

Not sure if anyone posted it here, if they did, then I apologize as I missed it. Hopefully we'll get a sequel for mini-gunt #2.

 

[grumble_bum]

Oh also should we get a poll for baby names, my vote is for Chris or Christine considering how the whole situation brought them together.

 

[3MMA]

the second spite baby

Spite-Baby 2 is a good enough name for reference until it’s got a proper birth certificate, if it makes it past the 1st trimester. Most women lose a few on the road to motherhood. Very premature to announce it before the zygote’s developed much past basic starter phases.

 

[No Man's Burrito]

10-14 days is perfect for a conception the day that Chris got arrested. Literally, they were so high off shouting my name at Chris, they went home and immediately conceived.

This is the second spite baby I have created with my evil powers.

Don't tell Ralph that. It might start an epidemic of family dogs being found dead in his area.