Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

[grumble_bum]

How sustainable do you think a relationship based on a shared hatred of KF and Null really is? Will all of this happen again?
Judging by the supermarket caspule ring he bought her, I think it will.

 

[Dogechu_Prime]

Inb4 Good Will Gunting gets divorced and owes two child supports.

Inb4 Ralphacuck finds the baby is blacker than Tyrone and still claims it's Ralph's

 

[Tara Chandler]

ralph your unborn kid is a faggot

 

[Chandler Bing]

Ralph's going to be like that old tv show 22 and counting or whatever it was. Where the couple had over 20 kids together.

Ralph's gonna be like that except he will have over 20 kids all with different mothers though.

 

[Homer Simpson]

We got a thread on horse faces clump of cells yet? Or will we wait till it's born before making a thread?

 

[AMERICA]

HAHAHAHA oh boy, looks like we got renewed for another season!

 

[Comfy Gondola]

Planned Parenthood should get in contact with Ralph. He would be a slam dunk argument for their cause.

 

[Cuckoman]

And Professor Pyg keeps building his army.

 

[Evil Peter Griffin]

Idiocracy was right stupid people have a lot of kids.

 

[stupid frog]

Imagine getting older and finding out both of your parents have kiwi farms threads

Imagine getting older and finding out YOU have had one since birth.

Looking forward to child #2's thread.

 

[Hey Fatrick FUCK YOU]

How old is she? I don't know much about this world.

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

Ah yes. #ralphamale saving the white race by having a Jewish child.

Sometimes I wish that I could grift retarded, gulible /pol/cels and edgy teenagers with too much disposable cash like the rest of these wignat personalities do.

 

[Seminal Ointments Lain]

We're building our way up to 6 children, with 6 heads, adorned with 6 crowns.

And there appeared a great wonder in virgina; a tranny clothed with trash, and joshua connor moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve criminal charges: And she being with child cried, travailing in poverty, and pained to be delivered.

And there appeared another wonder in virginia; and behold a great gunt, having seven creases and ten folds, and seven makers marks upon his bed. And his gunt drew the third part of the cows of the forums, and did ask them about broken dicks: and the gunt stood before the tranny which was ready to be delivered, for to collect superchats as soon as it was born.

And she brought forth a man-child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of flesh: and her child was caught up unto Null, and to his forum. And the tranny fled into obscurity, where she hath a place prepared by Null, that he should feed her there a thousand two hundred and threescore days.

 

[Woyzeck]

Well isn’t that a lovely coincidence! Now when he doesn’t follow up on any custody proceedings involving Xander he has the perfect distraction. Almost like that’s the only reason Spite Baby 2 exists…

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

Literally a day ago;

I told my doc I was gonna cut down on my carbs and starchy veg….

But I can’t say no to all this corn

I’m so full but Ralph keeps on dishing it out…

Also what’s the over/under this is an old photo and they knew for a while? Before he proposed with his cereal box decoder ring.

 

[Foltest]

The gunt bloodline will keep on going.

 

[Tara Chandler]

ralph tell your whore wife to take alcohol and oxycodone every day to ensure healthy delivery of your ugly fat faggot baby

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

Don't bother. If he's not able to see the issue in having a mentality stunted lolicon in charge of rearing his offspring, there really is no reaching him. No matter what is said to him, no matter how many times people try to keep him from self-immolating, he's too caught up in playing Alpha Chad Savior of the White Race.

Somebody should tell him he's too fat & weak to be an Alpha Chad & he should hit the gym & get a job if he wants to be one.

 

[dankeybong]

imagine if gunt reproduces enough to create an army to take down the farms in self preservation of the species.

 

[Thomas Paine]

Chris was right. THE MERGE IS HAPPENING.