Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Dusk]

I love that he's asking for specific writing advice, but limits replies to the 97 people who follow him but never interact.

Now, I know that Lou may not see this, but I'm someone who has to write as a part of my job. Since we know he's a frequent Kiwi Farms user, maybe this will help him.
1) Try reading things by other people you admire. Seeing how they structure things may give you new ideas.
2) Think about places you've been that give you a certain feeling, or think about a place you'd like to go to, then build a story around that setting.
3) Pick something interesting and learn everything about it! Here are some ideas for you based on the kinds of stories I would like to read.
-The kidnapping of Willian Francis Buckley
-The history of the Willowbrook State School on Staten Island
-Project MK Ultra

So, after you have your idea--shit. I forgot that you have to pass a stat check before accessing writing advice.

IMPROVE WRITING SKILLS: [INTELLECT 1]

[FAILED]: <Lou is fat and nobody wants to have sex with him. Also, he fucking sucks at writing.>

 

[Next Task]

This is just the Reddit-tier "stop saying sorry" meme but with furries.

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It's also funny, because the point is for people (often women) to stop apologising so much for things they had no control over or for things they didn't do.

Lou is much more likely to have just missed the point of the meme because he's a fucking moron. But it also suggests he identifies with people who need to say sorry less because they're apologising when they didn't do anything wrong. Lou's insincere apologies are always after he's done something worth apologising for - and then only after he's started receiving pushback, instead of realising he went too far on his own.

So, want more evidence that Lou won't ever change because he doesn't see what's wrong with his behaviour, and therefore anyone who defends him is a fucking idiot as well? Lou thinks he apologises too much.

 

[BananaSlamma]

Lou accidentally tweets out something that was probably meant to be a reply to something political

Ace on Twitter: "… "

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Lou responds to political tweets

Ace on Twitter: "stick to making funny, not philosophical tweets… "

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Ace on Twitter: "you mean like you finished Kim Howe?… "

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Ace on Twitter: "#BlueMAGA is #redmaga… "

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Lou probably wants to have relations with Gneech

Ace on Twitter: "… "

archived 15 Aug 2021 04:27:44 UTC

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A couple of retweets that are relevant to previous conversations in this thread

Myrmidia ● • ☽ • 🌕 • commissions closed • on Twitter: "👏YOU👏DO👏NO…

archived 15 Aug 2021 04:29:07 UTC

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Summercat on Twitter: "Also, RE: "Clean up the Fandom" type of discou…

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edit: I'd also like to point out that, after looking through Lou's follower/following list, that the majority of people in there outside of his orbiters are either people he sucks up to, or other people that post or retweet beg posts nonstop. It kinda feels like one of those follow4follow situations where nobody actually interacts with each other beyond that first moment.

 

[Next Task]

A couple of retweets that are relevant to previous conversations in this thread

Myrmidia (and Lou) should worry - the SJW perspective is that they totally do get to tell people who to play their characters, because otherwise they might choose to make those characters guilty of wrongthink or behaviours that make the billions of marginalised people who would otherwise totally be playing the game alongside them feel 'unsafe'.

Look at RPGNet - or rather, our thread on them because they're a cesspool. They don't want you playing all sorts of characters because that would make you a alt-right Nazi TERF chud and would lead to the murder of a million minorities a day. Telling people how they're allowed to have fun is exactly what these people live for.

 

[The Dude]

It absolutely does work irl. This I unfortunately know for a fact. Idle suicide threats are infuriating to those who have actually been affected by it and unbelievably disrespectful to those who actually suffer suicidal impulses. There were no facebook posts or even a whisper of suicide. Can Lou even imagine waiting desperately for an ambulance you know can't save them? He throws around real and terrible things like they're nothing.

They ARE nothing to Louie. He's never had to experience any kind of hardship or personal tragedy in his life. So he doesn't care if his empty suicide threats open old wounds on someone else's very real personal tragedy. Just like he doesn't care if his grifting means someone who is truly in need starves to death or gets evicted from their home. It isn't negatively affecting Louie in any way, so why should he care? Disregard that Louie is the kind of person to be the first to say things like "Words can be violence! Words can kill!" when it suits his needs. Everything and everyone is just a means to an end for him.

It's also funny, because the point is for people (often women) to stop apologising so much for things they had no control over or for things they didn't do.

Lou is much more likely to have just missed the point of the meme because he's a fucking moron. But it also suggests he identifies with people who need to say sorry less because they're apologising when they didn't do anything wrong. Lou's insincere apologies are always after he's done something worth apologising for - and then only after he's started receiving pushback, instead of realising he went too far on his own.

So, want more evidence that Lou won't ever change because he doesn't see what's wrong with his behaviour, and therefore anyone who defends him is a fucking idiot as well? Lou thinks he apologises too much.

Louie does apologize too much. The problem is that his apologies are meaningless and he never does anything to make good on those apologies. He's basically a small child that says "I'm sorry!" because he knows that's what's expected of him when he's in trouble.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

RE: writing advice - it's all part of the grift/LARP, we know he's only ever published one story in that furry fanzine and that's it. His request for advice isn't genuine, he just doesn't have any other way of fishing for general interaction and asspats right now.

Ace on Twitter: "stick to making funny, not philosophical tweets… "

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Oh my is that Louis Dominic Gagliardi III supporting the Taliban taking over Afghanistan resulting in the likely formation of an ultra-fundamental Wahhabist/Salafist state? You know, something that's going send millions of refugess to Europe though this time fucking Germany started the conversation with "DON'T COME!" so they seem to have learned from Mutti Merkel's "WIR SCHÄFFEN DAS" burning her ass and start another wave of global terrorism?

 

[Dusk]

RE: writing advice - it's all part of the grift/LARP, we know he's only ever published one story in that furry fanzine and that's it. His request for advice isn't genuine, he just doesn't have any other way of fishing for general interaction and asspats right now.

Oh my is that Louis Dominic Gagliardi III supporting the Taliban taking over Afghanistan resulting in the likely formation of an ultra-fundamental Wahhabist/Salafist state? You know, something that's going send millions of refugess to Europe though this time fucking Germany started the conversation with "DON'T COME!" so they seem to have learned from Mutti Merkel's "WIR SCHÄFFEN DAS" burning her ass and start another wave of global terrorism?

I'm so glad we finally got Lou's take on Middle East foreign policy. You know, come to think of it, Lou's existence is the perfect metaphor for our ill-fated forays into the Gulf States: costly to taxpayers, constructed of a sloppily-woven patchwork of obvious lies sold to a well-intentioned yet gormless public. Both are pointless, have gone on for far too long, and can only end in disaster.

 

[MetalParakeet]

The 24 hour rollback made it look like no one's posted since yesterday.

This is the longest Louis has ever behaved in his entire life. <3

 

[dumb idiot]

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[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

>can't leave house to return this Amazon package because too fat and disabled

>can't stick around to keep complaining about Amazon cuz I need to leave to go to the store

Pick one.

Is his shirt sweaty, or is it just unfortunately placed shadows? It looks really, really sweaty.

 

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That fucking chin...every single time...I know it exists, but every time I see it, it bashes me over the head with how anatomically impossible it is, how repulsive, how...unnatural. This isn't just being fat. This mans proportions are FUCKED UP. I can't put my finger on it, but every time I see his face, a little man in my brain starts leaning on the "not human" button real hard.

 

[Sphere]

Didn't you say you were "homebound", fatass? It hasn't even been 24 hours and you're taking another bus selfie.

Also, please take another selfie without your face diaper so we can see your resting bitch face. I need a new avatar.

 

[Iron Hamster]

That fucking chin...every single time...I know it exists, but every time I see it, it bashes me over the head with how anatomically impossible it is, how repulsive, how...unnatural. This isn't just being fat. This mans proportions are FUCKED UP. I can't put my finger on it, but every time I see his face, a little man in my brain starts leaning on the "not human" button real hard.

That mask is like a chin bra

 

[The Dude]

I hate to break it to our fat, lazy, unfeminine grifter...but, yes, we absolutely CAN say he's not transgender. Because we can see through his bullshit and see that he's just a man who lies about being trans to manipulate rubes on Twitter to scam them of their money. He does present himself as a woman, uses his assigned gender and real name everywhere that Twitter can't see it, and he's a known fraudster and liar. Some people don't give a shit about being called a "transphobe". It's a buzzword that's been tossed around so much that it has no meaning anymore, just like the words "Nazi" and "Fascist". The door is quickly being slammed shut on the "trans community" because it's toxic and normal people are tired of being bullied and abused by them. So fuck Louie and his Diabeetus-riddled ass, because he's not trans and never will be.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

MY AUTISTIC SPERGING ON NEOCLASSICAL SCULPTURE REEEEEEEEEEE

Unfortunate server rollback aside, my GOD would someone tell me why Lou bothers posting selfies? He's unfortunate looking as all hell, whether as a man or a man pretending to be a woman, so it's not like he's going to get compliments, and his engagement is next to nothing so it's not like he'll even get the trans-fag hags commenting 'oh em gee sweetie you look totally dainty and stunning'. I've never understood selfie obsession, I can understand it marginally more if you're super attractive or if you put a lot of work into makeup or a composed photoshoot or something that you're showing off, but a picture of your fat eggplant shaped head on the bus? Don't get it.

You're a fat uggo Lou, and nobody has or will have sex with you or your feminine penis.

 

[Opiophile]

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Looks like Lou forgot to clean up the last few days worth of cummies he shot all over his glasses. While his bulbous, grotesque toad neck is both revolting and hilarious, the shit smeared all over his glasses is making me gag. Also, LMFAO at "tried to go for Capt. Marvel," bitch you'd be lucky if you could pull off obese Captain Caveman.

Spoiler: Lou's new fursona

 

[Dusk]

Unfortunate server rollback aside, my GOD would someone tell me why Lou bothers posting selfies? He's unfortunate looking as all hell, whether as a man or a man pretending to be a woman, so it's not like he's going to get compliments

Not to sound like an Epic Twitter Guy, but you hate to see it. You really, really hate to see it. I get depressed every time Lou posts a selfie because he's ugly to the point that, as an onlooker, I feel I've been made less attractive every time I have to look at his pear-head simply by proxy. The white-trash missing teeth only add another element of psychological horror. I'm not even into dudes, but usually even schlubby, guys have one feature that's charming or eye-catching: nice eyes, a great smile, dimples, maybe some cool facial hair, etc. I guess Lou has thick hair, but it's always so damn greasy and he gets the worst haircuts! Even the most boring, homely girls put a lot of thought into their hair, clothes, etc. I'm the most forgettable, average-looking woman in the known universe, and I still spend way too much time putting myself together in the morning, because I kind of have to care about how people perceive me based on my looks. Since he claims to be a lady, you'd think he'd at least experiment with personal grooming and style, like the AGPs who buy a shit-ton of makeup and lady clothes, but he won't even shave his damn beard. Way to commit, Lou. You can't even fake being a fake trans woman.

 

[Lurk]

This new photo is absolutely repugnant. I was eating when it graced my screen and the sight of the lenses in his glasses literally made my stomach lurch. On closer inspection, I thought there was a chance it was actually just raindrops and he'd been caught out in the rain but the more I look, the more it continues to look like dried on smegma. A picture of Lou's face is equal in grossness as a picture of his fetid diabetic ulcer, quite a feat but our boy manages it.

 

[Next Task]

my GOD would someone tell me why Lou bothers posting selfies?

He takes a photo every time he leaves the house - and this one is extra-special because it shows that he's actually on the bus. The bus! A mode of transport he has begged money for so often, but has so rarely actually taken!

Of course, any discrepancy between the number of times he talks about going outside and the number of selfies he's actually taken just adds to the pile of lies he tells, but he hasn't picked up on the fact that people, especially spergs like us, notice that kind of thing.