Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

[EyesFullOfSperg]

This just puts into perspective how insanely lucky Xander got; he doesn’t have to have Ralph in his life. I hope Xander learns of his poor mutant brother and rescues him from the tubby clutches of the Gunt.

 

[Cherry Popcicle.]

The dark timeline has begun. This is the first sign of the Guntpoclypse. Watch for the second sign, for the rivers will turn to monster energy.

 

[LaurenLauren]

definition of white trash

 

[HamsterEater96]

Vickers is going to have a field day when he finds out about this.

 

[Sea Hag Henderson]

YOBA Year Of Baby Abandonment

 

[Kulee Baba]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHY?! We have enough retarded degenerates in this world already.

Idiocracy summed it up well.

With that said Idiocracy's premise is flawed in that it argues that the children of trash people are doomed to be garbage as well. It isn't true, some of the best people came from utterly awful backgrounds. But God Ethan Ralph seemingly would be the worst Dad possible.

Please Ethan (I know you gotta lurk) prove me and the hayters wrong. In 20 years I want to see your children wind up being great assets to society. First step is keeping your pills & booze locked up so your fiance doesn't produce a tardbaby.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Spoiler: genetic abominations

 

[Hüftpriester]

I can honestly envision a future where Xander has to kill this kid in 20 years to save humanity.

 

[IHateTheFrench]

WEEEEEOOOOO WEEEOOOO NIGGAS. This gunt is going to single-handedly corrupt all of earths genetic material using his gunted hellspawn offspring. The future is bleak, one gunt spawn was enough to handle as it already is, but two? FUCKING TWO? The end times are closer than expected. All we can do now is hold our loved ones close and pray for oblivion.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Xander vs. the New Kid (20XX, colorized)

 

[Jazz never died!]

FTFY

By fixing you mean misqouting me.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

My god. The Gunt is fucked if he and Pantsu ever split. Two kids, no real job, no marketable skills, a questionable background, and no wealthy family.

This dude is doing the third world poverty any% speedrun.

 

[Shokaract]

The kid is gonna love having a drunk for a father. My bets on him dropping the kid on its head after getting drunk.

 

[TaterFarmer]

Despite all the damage done to his body his sperm is still just as potent.
I guess that's something to be proud of.

Plot twist. The gunt is buying sperm from sperm banks. Of course, he goes to the cheapest he can find. Some 3rd rate sperm bank in FL that pulled some dusty 12yo shit from the back of the freezer. Turns out @Nulls thoughts of family weren't due to his new found love of farming and pigeon raising, but because his very own sacred sperm that he'd sold for a measly $10 in Friday night pizza money had finally been sold. The Merge is REAL!

 

[Pyre]

The kid will absolutely be black. There's no way Pantsu was satisfied with that dick of Ethan's.

 

[Paranoia Machine]

@Null when are you going to tell Ethan that the baby growing within Pantsu is actually the result of a passionate one-night romance you and her shared when CWC was arrested?

Don't be ashamed of the warm embrace you two shared under that pale gunt...

 

[Victim2988]

Has been in jail for violent crime
Has substance abuse problems
Is sick and fat
Has a low-effort "work"
Has low IQ and very limited educational background
Has rage moments, when he's out of control and loud
When confronted with a problem, always takes the worse decision
Makes babies to young trash women without any concern about fatherhood or responsability.

My god, ethan ralph is a nigger.

 

[JamusActimus]

A true mini Ralphamale

 

[Big Fat Frog]

This is the second spite baby I have created with my evil powers.

Stop.

 

[Kulee Baba]

The kid will absolutely be black. There's no way Pantsu was satisfied with that dick of Ethan's.

Before this she was fucking Digibro. There's a good chance that she's never had an orgasm in her life.