Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[Jaded Optimist]

Posting on reddit for the first time in a week.

 

[Blanche]

If I had a nickel every time I saw that pose, I could send Kev a pair of actual luxury shoes.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

We had a rollback so I am posting Kevin's facebook e-beg post again because we need to laugh at it again like it was new.



Hopefully another kiwi could share with us a look at the GofundMe he set up just so we can laugh at seeing it still stuck in 0 pledges.

 

[urine_county]

Yeah his ko-fi is still at a whopping $0 after a day. Not surprising considering he has no friends or followers.

Kevin has graced us with a new outfit in between his ferret memorial begging:



I really can't imagine the nerve. Trying to guilt people into sending him money one second, then turning around and bragging about Gucci and getting rich.

 

[Vi0l3t]

If I had a nickel every time I saw that pose, I could send Kev a pair of actual luxury shoes.

Looking at her photos feels like deja vu.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Yeah his ko-fi is still at a whopping $0 after a day. Not surprising considering he has no friends or followers.

Kevin has graced us with a new outfit in between his ferret memorial begging:

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I really can't imagine the nerve. Trying to guilt people into sending him money one second, then turning around and bragging about Gucci and getting rich.

A NOTE TO KEVIN: Wow. Thanks for showing the whole world who you really are - a shameless and disgusting grifter who supports content for pedophiles and uses the death of a neglected innocent pet to beg for money while sitting around taking selfies in cheap designer knockoffs. 28 years old in October and this is how you've chosen to live your life? It's no wonder that your family and ex-friends despise you. You're just a Lori copycat with slightly more testosterone and an arguably lower IQ. Enjoy your likely permanent unemployment because what legitimate employer would hire a trash clown like you after a quick Google search turns up receipts with sociopathic behavior like this?

 

[One Trick Pony]

From what I've learned by catching up on Lori's trail of milk over the years is that in the past she was pretty good at finding a new enabler when things with the prior one went south after they had enough of her bottomless mooching...

Don't forget she was much younger. Now she is older so her magic isn't as effective as it once was. This is a new challenge for her.

 

[RADBEAVER]

We had a rollback so I am posting Kevin's facebook e-beg post again because we need to laugh at it again like it was new.

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Hopefully another kiwi could share with us a look at the GofundMe he set up just so we can laugh at seeing it still stuck in 0 pledges.

“I’m old enough I need to take these steps for myself”




GET A FUCKING JOB!!!!

 

[Balthier]

We had a rollback so I am posting Kevin's facebook e-beg post again because we need to laugh at it again like it was new.

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Hopefully another kiwi could share with us a look at the GofundMe he set up just so we can laugh at seeing it still stuck in 0 pledges.

Yeah his ko-fi is still at a whopping $0 after a day. Not surprising considering he has no friends or followers.

Kevin has graced us with a new outfit in between his ferret memorial begging:

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I really can't imagine the nerve. Trying to guilt people into sending him money one second, then turning around and bragging about Gucci and getting rich.

Kevin has lost it. Who does he think is going to pay him for doing nothing? Look at the numbers on his socials. He barely gets any interactions at all, even when he cosplays (and he does it fairly well) something as massive as MHA. There aren't a bunch of adoring fans lurking your socials and not liking your content, Kev. You've totally fucked whatever you had going on with cosplay. You don't have fans anymore. You threw it all away for Lori and now you've weirded out all the teenage girls who were still following you too. Violent tirades and constant paranoid bitching will chase anyone away. And on top of that, you're insane enough to beg for money and then flex Gucci and talk about getting rich?? We all know you're poor. Even if you have a handful of designer clothes you've bought over the years, we still see you begging and admitting to not having a job. Also, "we are extremely busy" - ummm, doing what exactly?? Lori doesn't work. And I know her OF content doesn't take that long to produce. Look at it. Why can't she take care of the ferrets and whatever else you need done at home? What are you doing exactly that is so time consuming if it's not related to cosplay?

What a toxic environment. Probably literally too since ferrets can easily reek and we all know they don't actually clean that apartment. Imagine the smell. Stuck in a tiny amonia-scented apartment, constantly narc raging at each other, broke as fuck while they both prance around in those retarded clothes. Grow up and get a damn job, both of you. And if you can't pay for your ferrets' care then find a home that will.

 

[DarthBrooks]

You cannot make this shit up. Posts about being a struggling "stay at home ferret dad" (???????) Then flex posts about Gucci life (not sure if he means literal Gucci, or the annoying urban slang..both make me want to cringe). All while wearing new clothes, and not be seen on the same outfit twice.

Goddamnit Lorena, if you're going to groom a kid do it so he is the OPPOSITE of you. You can't pay the bills of both of you are lazy parasites with nothing to offer.

 

[Fatty McFatfat]

Something about her seems off compared to olderish pictures, did she put on a couple of pounds?

 

[faggot fucker]

Something about her seems off compared to olderish pictures, did she put on a couple of pounds?

I think she has gained. Her wrists are almost the same width as her forearm and her elbow has more of a divet when it's extended out in a straight line. Her thigh socks are a lot tighter now and are lower on her thighs. It's probably a result of stress eating or just stress in general. If she isn't eating, then her body is starting the process of eating itself. Bloating before the chub turns to loose skin wrapped around atrophied muscle and bone.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

She's getting old. Those pounds are not gonna magically go away.

 

[2020chan]

Yeah his ko-fi is still at a whopping $0 after a day. Not surprising considering he has no friends or followers.

Kevin has graced us with a new outfit in between his ferret memorial begging:

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I really can't imagine the nerve. Trying to guilt people into sending him money one second, then turning around and bragging about Gucci and getting rich.

And on top of that, you're insane enough to beg for money and then flex Gucci and talk about getting rich?? We all know you're poor.

"Get Rich" is what his ugly Guapi pants say on the front in *snickers* rhinestones.

Idk how many pairs of "Get Rich" pants he actually has but he got a black pair with green flames and this cream pair.


He actually likes the green flames lmao what a fag

 

[Eggman's Ghost]

"Get Rich" is what his ugly Guapi pants say on the front in *snickers* rhinestones.
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Idk how many pairs of "Get Rich" pants he actually has but he got a black pair with green flames and this cream pair.
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He actually likes the green flames lmao what a fag

He spent over $100 on those awful pants and is simultaneously begging for donations online... make it make sense

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

KEVIN'S KO-FI PROFILE: For search and archival purposes (as always), here's a transcript of the screenshot @HIVidaBoheme shared here and a link to Kevin's most recent e-begging bullshit.

Spoiler: Facebook Post

"https://ko-fi.com/adollaskye I finally took a step for myself and added some form of monetization to my pages. I pretty much only link my fiances spicy content to support me, but I realize not everyone wants to see all that, so I made this because
1. we have giant vet bills and
2. If I am going to do this my way I need some way that people can support me.
I plan to start commissions very soon, but we are extremely busy and have a lot of expenses coming up.

This is not easy, we have lost a precious family member and are reeling from the loss. If you have ever said "hey his work is cool and I hope he keeps at it" please consider supporting me. I have never really been about money, only the craftsmanship of cosplay and fashion. I will try to keep these posts to an ultimate minimum as I've added this link to all my bios across all socials and want my followers to see the fun things I'm trying to do, but lets be real, I need to eat too.
I'm not in super hot water , however I can't ever cosplay again really if my financial situation doesn't improve. I am a stay at home care taking dad at this point who needs some help.
I'm old enough I need to take these steps for myself. Even if one person buys a "kofi" I'll be eternally grateful. Thank you." - Kevin

Spoiler: Ko-fi E-Begging Profile

"Shiro memorial and vet bills: I would like to raise money in memory for Shiro, the ferret. She was spoiled as heck and racked up quite the vet bill. We used a hefty chunk of our savings and while it was 1000000% worth it, we could always use some help getting some of that back. Honestly anything helps, I had to quit my job in order to care for our older ferrets they need much more attention as they age. My income is very little and almost all of it goes to bills. I made this because we could use any support." - Kevin

"About: I'm a self employed cosplayer, I make very little doing it. I mainly promote my fiance. If you've ever wanted to support me specifically, here's the place to do it." - Kevin

Spoiler: Instagram Bio

"support me " - Kevin C Hanft the "Hypebeast" Cosplayer+

Wait... "She [Shiro] was spoiled as heck and racked up quite the vet bill." That poor little ferret allegedly had cancer and Kevin has the gall to call her "spoiled" for requiring medical care? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! That poor sweet baby.

I sincerely doubt that Kevin quit his job because his ferrets require full time care. It seems like just another lie and another excuse. Do animals that sleep about 16 hours a day require full time care? Was he fired from his part-time minimum wage job at Best Buy, Home Depot, or whatever big box store? It's a shame that Kevin chose to drop out of college to be Lori's minion. Hope she's prepared to be the sole "breadwinner" because Kevin is an entitled, unskilled, and helpless manchild.

"They [Ferrets] are curious and playful, but also sleep for about 16 hours a day. This makes them ideal pets for people with full-time jobs, as they can be left to snooze on their own for a few hours a day. Being crepuscular, this means they are usually active during dawn and dusk..."


Take a look at the post @urine_county shared here. Why would Kevin beg for money when he is (1) voluntarily unemployed and (2) allegedly wealthy enough to afford hideous nouveau riche designer goods?

"Gucci goggles and get rich. Monochrome very cozy. #gucci #jeremyscott #streetwear #monochrome #monochromatic #gold #cream #eboy #glasses #cantseemetearyeyed"
- Kevin

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KEVIN'S REDDIT POST: And here's a transcript of the screenshot @Jaded Optimist shared here.

"I've had an extremely hard week and I've been slow with content lately. Please consider supporting my content in any way possible. I will be back to regular posting soon." - Lori Kevin

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PTSD: Calm down, Coldsteel.

"Don't stand too close to me, I have ptsd." - Kevin

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LORI WANTS REVENGE AND MORE SIMPS: Her lack of insight is astounding.

"You are my simp now " - Lori

Quote: "They're all 'do what you love' until what you love is commanding an army of vengeful spirits who will stop at nothing to settle scores with all who have crossed you.'"



"Can I get 20 more subs to the spicy site? Pleeeease. I believe in my simps. ❤ 1!nk in comments ~" - Lori

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EDIT: Sorry for all the edits - I'm trying to avoid double posting.

KEVIN THE INFLUENCER: Eat your heart out, Lori.

[XXSkullyFeatureXX]

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THE ALGORITHM IS A HATER: Lori is upset because her OnlyFans and Instagram numbers are pitiful. According to her, a social media algorithm is purposely preventing potential fans from seeing her pedobait content. Such a special person like Lori should be the center of attention at all times so there's obviously a grand conspiracy against her. I bet that fat and ugly algorithm is just jealous.

"The algorithm hates sweet potatoes, share and follow if you love me. ❤ I need like 20 more subs to the spicy. ~_~ 1!nk in b!o" - Lori

 

[tigerbloodman]

0% funded
If only i could liquify this feeling and inject it into my veins.

Kevin you're a voluntarily unemployed, manchild, edgelord. Seeing you ebeg is fucking brilliant. I'd take bets on his ko-fi not amounting more than my dirty couch change.

I'd actually rate this worse than dsp. Dsp actually does shifts to rattle his cup

 

[moleman4ever]

ohhhhhh kev. you are such a tmaxxionista….much like designer brands end up at ross or tj maxx- marked down and lower quality for the general public/working class person- those “gucci” goggles aka glasses frames he’s wearing were probably procured at lens crafters because pretty much ANY eye doctor at the mall is going to carry some sort of “designer” brand (prada and dolce&gabbana have similar deals for product branding) and yep, once again, here goes kevin flexing on his haters with his “rich” tastes.

nigga, did medicaid cover those gucci goggles?

wow, what a flex!

 

[Basic Bleach]

Tbf his cream and white theme isn't the worst I've seen, but someone needs to shove those retarded wing sneakers down his throat.

Or maybe if they get hungry enough Lori will order him to feed them to the ferrets.



I've had Tom Fords that look more sophisticated than those "Gucci goggles", grow the fuck up, son.

 

[Dovahshit]

0% funded
If only i could liquify this feeling and inject it into my veins.

Kevin you're a voluntarily unemployed, manchild, edgelord. Seeing you ebeg is fucking brilliant. I'd take bets on his ko-fi not amounting more than my dirty couch change.

I'd actually rate this worse than dsp. Dsp actually does shifts to rattle his cup

when dsp does it better than you, please sort ou ur shit