Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

[Professor Iris]

.....oh for fuck's sake.
What makes ANYONE think that the Gunt is going to give birth to Lucifer's spawn?

Do you think Satan's plan involves a couple of retarded babies who grow up licking gasolene and smelling each other's farts as they nurse bigger gunts than Pa Ralphus?

 

[MeltyTW]

makes maybe $2k a month from streaming.

.....oh for fuck's sake.
What makes ANYONE think that the Gunt is going to give birth to Lucifer's spawn?

Do you think Satan's plan involves a couple of retarded babies who grow up licking gasolene and smelling each other's farts as they nurse bigger gunts than Pa Ralphus?

yes. weve seen the damage retard midgets like the gunt can do in the lives of all his friends and loved ones hes ruined forever

 

[Izayoi_godtime]

his kid is going to be a schoolshooter

 

[MrShekelstein36]

Two people who one day may innocently google their name and find out that their father was a deadbeat zoosadist alcoholic with a scat fetish.

Wait, where did those quotes come from. I stopped following Ralph after he got kicked off YT.

ha.

haha.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


I swear to fuck there is no chicanery on my part here.
I uploaded these:
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to here: http://makemebabies.com/#page/1

and got this:
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The random baby generator site's AI KNOWS about Ralph's wife's son.

So I originally thought this was bullshit and you changed the preferences as it does allow you to change skin color. But nope.


The tape don't lie. I'm sorry Ralphie boy, but you are not the father (allegedly)

 

[SPERGSTROM]

mulato baby or what. BLACKED.

Waiting for the plot twist its actually digibro's spawn.

 

[stupidpieceofshit]

May God have mercy on the child,
may God have mercy on us all.

since the server killed my post.

 

[AnOminous]

Is Ralph the red neck from the Ideocracy intro?

Ralph is the walking example of why the world is populated by fat retards.

 

[Covid19AteMyPeen]

This child will have a hell of a life. For sure will end up Chris Chan 2.0. I'll get the popcorn

 

[TradChad]

The continual train wreck of Ethans life has no bounds. My god he is an honest to god fucking idiot.

Castration should’ve been implemented on him another welfare check for the people to pay

 

[Absurdity]

He will probably look like this
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Pretty close, but we are actually experiencing the origin story of the spineless ones.

 

[Octavia]

Praying that they name the kid some variation of Alex too. Or Josh if Ethan wants to go the Ralphamale route of beating the shit out of your kids.

 

[mowinsurance]

WAKE UP PPL !! Children of the corn! The prophecy has been foretold !

 

[Kup]

I’m still making the same prediction, the server faggotry will not deny the truth.

Xander Ralph II will be born to a couple of trailer trash retards, he will be born with severe aspergertism, he will discover Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokémon and will on a stormy night create his OC.

Xander will share his “genius” with the world, the Zoomer’s nazi offspring will discover him, he will be trolled, personality trolls emerge, sagas talked about for generations will happen, Ralph will die of bug bites, Xander II will troon out, Xander II for the first time in his life will be the one to initiate sex with his mother rather than her starting it, he will be outed and during his arrest a fatass will promote his dying show.

The cycle will repeat. What was will be what is.

Archival footage of Gunt’s secondborn.

 

[AnOminous]

Imagine getting squashed out of a twat and you realize you're a guntling. That's your future. That's your life.

Suicide is literally the first word you learn.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

What I don't understand is why doesn't the fat retard just use protection? Shit, I just answered my own question.

 

[The Jokester]

I honestly had my jaw on the floor when I heard this. I never thought Ralph would do this again, never mind so fuciing quickly

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

Who announces that they impregnated someone in a brag-tweet? That's just weird, he doesn't even seem happy about it. Not a picture of him and May smiling about their future parenthood, just a cold image of pregnancy test.
That's just horrible.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

Also, great, another child to ignore. Then again all we had to do is look at what Ronnie did for Ethan and Evan.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Well he's not married to Pantsu yet, so who's betting on Ethan having two bastards? Also how does someone physically get past the gunt so Ethan can actually penetrate their China?

 

[StraightShooter2]

Who announces that they impregnated someone in a brag-tweet? That's just weird, he doesn't even seem happy about it. Not a picture of him and May smiling about their future parenthood, just a cold image of pregnancy test.
That's just horrible.

So given that Ralph and neither of his baby momma's have any regular employment or income, just how much in state welfare checks do you think they're getting for the kids?

For that matter, could it be that Ralph wanted to get his girlfriends pregnant so that they could receive child welfare payments?