US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Syaoran Li]

I can provide a pretty good idea. There has long been a four-way war brewing between the three main Handler groups and Kamala. All hate each other, vehemently. That war seems to have finally gone hot, likely the groups realized the situation was fucked and each tried to overtly use Kamala in their own way. Kamala then likely hit her breaking point, refusing all requests outright, and has begun fortifying her position and her staff against the inevitable reprisals.

I'm sure you've probably mentioned this before and I probably missed it, but who would you consider to be the three main handler groups in this cabal?

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No mean tweets, guys.

I'm gonna echo @tehpope on this one. That meme is so 2004.

Tweets like these are part of why I really do think that the Woke Left originated as a backlash to the old Bush-era Religious Right, at least on a partial level.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

This is going to have more than international repercussions.

More and more states are going to basically look at Biden as a bitch and not even bother to pretend to follow what the Fed wants.

What's he going to do? Hide under his bed and have Jill take his calls?

 

[Titos]

This is autistic but this shit is reminding me of the motivation for the "villains" in the movie The Rock. If I was in the military at any point during Afghanistan I would be looking for any reason to hold a private one on one meeting with the retarded generals in charge of this shit or looking to see what stuff in the armory isn't secured. I have a co-worker who was in Afghanistan and he has looked pissed enough to kill an elephant with his bare hands for the last few days.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Boy, DeSantis has got to be licking his chops at just how weak this administration is. He might just be able to convince other red states to join him in forming a "Go Fuck Yourself, DC" coalition regarding the vaccine and whatnot. This fiasco really show impotent Biden's White House really is.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Sucking literal dick is nowhere near as faggy as sucking metaphorical establishment dick.

And George goes on Twitter and does it for free.

 

[Gehenna]

They can't honestly believe this is going to work in any conceivable way.

The public is gone, there's no coming back here. We're fine with looking dumb as long as people know we'll kick their ass for laughing, but this? No one is okay with this.

It's not that they think it will work, it's is that they lack any real options. It's an increasingly desperate corner they have been backed into purely by their own actions. It's the dog who caught the car, yah they rigged the election to get in..... but what do they do with it now?

The -best- part of this is that half the things making their position untenable are traps they set up -for Trump- which are now backfiring on them as they have to deal with the results.

This may be a last ditch effort to save face for a while AND score Woke points. Basically, pull the "being oppressed" card on Biden. He'll get all the flask, Kamela would seemingly walk away okay, at least for a bit.

For a bit, yes. It's why I lean towards it possibly being their only move at this point... well, except for the fact the Cabal hates Kamala as much as Kamala hates the cabal. I said it before, but I will say it again. Kamala was sold an entirely different bill of goods than what she got.

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

I would be looking for any reason to hold a private one on one meeting with the retarded generals in charge of this shit

That's why they go to work for major companies and keep private security around them.

There's more than a few high level officers and NCO's that there's a lot of people who would like to have a chat with them involving Mr. Blunt Object and Ms. Pointy Thing.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Hell, Hayden Christensen was wise enough to fuck off after SW.

Yep. And I'd say that was a smart move on his part.

Takei's the worse of the two between him and Hamill though

 

[AmHole]

Our founding fathers are fucking rolling right now at what their country is becoming.

 

[GuntPunt]

Who’s the biggest washed up lolcow actor from a big sci-go franchise? Mark Hamil or George Takai?

Because these two just can’t shut the fuck up.
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Mark hasn’t sperg blame on Trump yet.

Gotta love how "muh Taliban" has become something Biden inherited in 48 hours.

The Middle East wasn't even a issue for 2020, because Trump had great foreign policy.

 

[Meat Target]

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No mean tweets, guys.

Strange, I don't remember us beheading women for showing ankles. And ain't it just funny how 95% of us Nahzee Drumpfies are willing to throw ourselves into the meat grinder for Israel's sake?

Ingrate shithead.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

If I was Rise Against, I'd put out a new version of this ASAP

 

[pwnest injun]

Let's say Joe is 25thed...how do they frame it? Do they actually spill the beans that Joe has been sick all this time? Do they try and garner sympathy?

He's not supposed to step down or be forced out. He's supposed to be JFK'd so they can blame the Dtrumpfs for it.

This isn't a Presidential Administration. It's a Make a Wish. It's a death lottery. The winner gets to eat his fill, and at the end of the day, he goes into the volcano.
Do you think that the people who have unlimited access to this mong don't know the full extent of how gone he is? They know he's a rubber chicken in a Matlock suit. The only "respectable" use for such a man is as a human sacrifice. I think they wanted to try and make people care about him first, but he's supposed to die in office. It's the only thing that makes any sense.

At the same time, it makes sense that Kamala wouldn't be involved in this, so lol if she fucks up their plan to make her the next LBJ with full dictator powers.

Also, page 1776!

 

[Gehenna]

I'm sure you've probably mentioned this before and I probably missed it, but who would you consider to be the three main handler groups in this cabal?



I'm gonna echo @tehpope on this one. That meme is so 2004.

Tweets like these are part of why I really do think that the Woke Left originated as a backlash to the old Bush-era Religious Right, at least on a partial level.

The Progressives, the Establishment, and the Businessmen.

Progressives want to push the woke shit hard, and are true believers. They were brought on out of necessity and have proven deeply cancerous as without them the house is just -lost-. Ignore the Squad, they are only the face to a much larger current.

The Establishment is your uniparty, the RINOs and DINOs who want to bring things back to where they were. The most ingratiated to congress, their pwoer has been fading for a while.

The businessman is your oligarchs and big tech interests. They don't give a fuck about politics, they just want to ensure their power grows.


The Progressives hate the Establishment for holding them back and view the Businessman as fat cats who need to be lynched.

The Businessmen constantly cost the Establishment wins and political capital, and view the Progressives as an outright hostile party.

The Establishment views the Progressives as young, naive children and constantly talks down to them, while trying to regulate and turn the Businessmen's interests to their own devices.


And all three hate and are hated by Harris. Who I maintain was sold a very different picture than what she got.

 

[Meat Target]

Rise Against

Who's that? A "punk" band that cheerleads for Rages Against the Machine?

 

[Michael Wade]

Either thaaaat ooooorrr... Someone suddenly "blows the whistle" and reveals alllllllllll the brazen, rampant, widescale election fraud.

Just think... someone could be the hero(es) here...

Or not. I'm enjoying watching Joetato and the braying whore twisting in the wind.

At the very least this shitshow certainly makes the odds of audit reports having an actual impact rise

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Happy independence day, Afgho!!

 

[Absurdist Laughter]

At the very least this shitshow certainly makes the odds of audit reports having an actual impact rise

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Man, I'm tired about hearing about this. I just wanna echo Hollywood Hulk and see the results. I'm of the belief that there wasn't election meddling in the form many think. You had a media barrage of negative news and mail in votes that were sent in well before even the debates started. At most, I think they'll find a small number of machine errors but not much else. However, lets talk about the electoral college and the census coinciding with an influx and funneling of illegal immigrants to other states.

 

[CapricornusRex]

This is going to have more than international repercussions.

More and more states are going to basically look at Biden as a bitch and not even bother to pretend to follow what the Fed wants.

What's he going to do? Hide under his bed and have Jill take his calls?

So this is now our president?