Ethan Ralph impregnated his fiancé Pantsu - Xander the Second, horse and hog hybrid

StraightShooter2 said:
So given that Ralph and neither of his baby momma's have any regular employment or income, just how much in state welfare checks do you think they're getting for the kids?

For that matter, could it be that Ralph wanted to get his girlfriends pregnant so that they could receive child welfare payments?
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Didn't they recently change it to $3600 a month?
 
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HomerSimpson said:
Didn't they recently change it to $3600 a month?
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Not sure on that one - also what is the likelihood that Ralph doesn't report his taxes for his Killstream revenue?

(My understanding is that, by default, he would have to manually file it as self-employment income, or claim an exemption for the additional self-employment tax - and send it to the IRS - but it wouldn't be automatically coming out of his paychecks like it would with regular employment).
 
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HomerSimpson said:
Didn't they recently change it to $3600 a month?
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And they kick him back X%, which is why Ralph hasn't been hit with Child Support yet. Matt Vickers is putting on a show to cover up that he's prostituted his daughter to The Gunt in exchange for $ per month or a loan to save his failing Coin Shop.

It's on the same tier as Dax's patreon being a money laundering operation.
 
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ajax said:
Let's not forget the child will be one ugly bastard. Ralph's genes combined with Pantsu's genes.. Yikes. Short, fat, horse face..
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He was inspired to inseminate a horse after his mensch Bojack misceginated with a deer and got a cute 56%er out of the deal.

Deer ain't pigs, fat. Deer ain't pigs.
 
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One thing that bothers me is that ( to my knowledge) hasn't been noted is the fact that he announced it in the crudest, most white trash way possible.

Imagine telling people you and your wife-to-be (?) will be expecting by bragging that you ejaculated in her vagina and didn't miss her womb.

Very trad!
 
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Don't worry guise, that kid is totally going to grow up and be a meaningful member of society. Probably a cancer curing scientist or maybe a junkie on welfare eatin that sweet sweet gubment cheese.

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Ralph and/or Gator, I know you're reading this, y'all are fuckin losers dude. Like, the kind of loser that makes me just feel bad for y'all. Ethan, you're a fucking manlet and last a fight to a women cop, you fucking sped. Gator, you're just a fat ass loser that thinks being on 4chan back in the day was cool. Nigga, I was getting pussy when you were shit posting you thirsty faggot.
 
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Trappin in the Trap said:
Who announces that they impregnated someone in a brag-tweet? That's just weird, he doesn't even seem happy about it. Not a picture of him and May smiling about their future parenthood, just a cold image of pregnancy test.
That's just horrible.
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He doesn't want to build a life and a family with Pantsu - he just wants to use her as a prop to validate himself.
Ralph actually views having a functioning reproductive system as an accomplishment.
 
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StraightShooter2 said:
Not sure on that one - also what is the likelihood that Ralph doesn't report his taxes for his Killstream revenue?

(My understanding is that, by default, he would have to manually file it as self-employment income, or claim an exemption for the additional self-employment tax - and send it to the IRS - but it wouldn't be automatically coming out of his paychecks like it would with regular employment).
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He is under self employment status so you are correct. Idk if he would receive a 1099 from whatever garbage website he is streaming from but if he isn't then he would have to come up with the money he received by himself so that just isn't happening
 
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I used to think that people who said "HARAMBE DYING BROKE THE TIMELINE!!!!" were fucktarded. Now I learn that Max the Doxhound died, and shortly after Chris raped his mother. And then Ralph impregnates this bitch, creating a new breed of hellspawn. I'm now convinced that a captive animal dying and inhabiting the public consciousness breaks the fabric of reality. Max was way more innocent than Harambe, so the results are more immediate and fucked.

As further evidence: Mary the elephant killed her handler in 1916, and not a year later the US got involved in World War I. Wake up.

(tfw rollback)
 
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